Peaches Geldof gives up Twitter for a while, world inconsolable

Peaches Geldof gives up Twitter for a bit, dictionary gathers dust

Peaches canned (again)

Wed, 20/10/2010 - 17:11 by HM writer

We hope you're sitting down because it's with a heavy heart that we bring you this devastating news - Peaches Geldof has hung up her thesaurus and is giving up Twitter. For a while....

To commemorate this erm, moment, we've decided to do a 'Best of Peaches Geldof's Tweets', because there have been some good ones, haven't there?

Let us commence...

On her friends:

"IM FREAKING BECAUSE IM ON MY WAY TO DINNER WITH...JEREMY KYLE."

Reflecting on life in LA:

"this shit just got real" and "love chillin in the back of Yukons it makes me feel real pimp."

On her lack of punctuation in her Tweets:

"The use of proper literacy on twitter is futile. Not the right time or place for it. I'm all about colloquial mistakes."

On food:

"Had the nicest dinner ever at The Ivy last night with my beau. Moroccan spiced lamb, followed by myriad heavenly desserts."

General musings:

"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be -Voltaire."

And our personal favourite...

"Wish I could see a rainbow in the night go across the moon with a unicorn jumping across it to my window..."

Don't we all Peaches, don't we all...

Peaches Geldof pictures, Peaches Geldof

Comments

You remember when Wellard went missing in Eastenders?

I haven't been as upset as this since then.
jiggerycock Thu, 21/10/2010 - 09:57
Not long now to Eli kills her and wears her face like a mask......
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 21/10/2010 - 09:27
What a pretentious little turd. I bet she overuses ampersands because it just "looks pretty".
retrovertigo Thu, 21/10/2010 - 00:42
This dirty looking, coat tail riding biffa looks like she constantly smells like an eggy fart. In fact if you were to anthropomorphisize a fart you should give it the body of an egg and the face of Peaches Geldof.
mickeyrat Wed, 20/10/2010 - 19:09
Yawn.
Meanwhile the Daily Mail has a scoop on Kanye West's diamond teeth.
Come ON you guys! Where are you at? There's no point flooding the site with this and that if you're still running the same old same old.
I mean, the Daily Mail for crissakes?! That's like finding out your 75 year old nan is smoking some excellent grade while you're making do with a Lambert & Butler.
PuddyTwat Wed, 20/10/2010 - 17:52
"Peaches, it's not big or clever to copy and paste quotes from great artists and thinkers off the internet to pretend you're intelligent" - Banquosghost
banquosghost Wed, 20/10/2010 - 17:17

"Peaches, it's not big or clever to copy and paste quotes from great artists and thinkers off the internet to pretend you're intelligent" - Banquosghost
banquosghost Wed, 20/10/2010 - 17:17
Yawn.
Meanwhile the Daily Mail has a scoop on Kanye West's diamond teeth.
Come ON you guys! Where are you at? There's no point flooding the site with this and that if you're still running the same old same old.
I mean, the Daily Mail for crissakes?! That's like finding out your 75 year old nan is smoking some excellent grade while you're making do with a Lambert & Butler.
PuddyTwat Wed, 20/10/2010 - 17:52
This dirty looking, coat tail riding biffa looks like she constantly smells like an eggy fart. In fact if you were to anthropomorphisize a fart you should give it the body of an egg and the face of Peaches Geldof.
mickeyrat Wed, 20/10/2010 - 19:09
What a pretentious little turd. I bet she overuses ampersands because it just "looks pretty".
retrovertigo Thu, 21/10/2010 - 00:42
Not long now to Eli kills her and wears her face like a mask......
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 21/10/2010 - 09:27
You remember when Wellard went missing in Eastenders?

I haven't been as upset as this since then.
jiggerycock Thu, 21/10/2010 - 09:57