Peaches doing her best 'I'm in on the joke too' face at Glasgow's Debenhams
A serving of Scotch broth
Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:21 by Harry BowAll those invites for New York Fashion Week will have to wait - Peaches Geldof has some much bigger style business to deal with on the Glasgow high street first.
But at least she kept her clothes on this time - instead choosing to dress-up as one of the Loose Women brigade. Considering how popular she is with the punters in Glasgow (though not convinced how well the guy in pic 1 can see), a Victoria's Secret contract can't be far off.
Meanwhile, the 20-year-old, who was mysteriously missing from the recently published list of fees that various celebs command for attending catwalk shows, has been busy Twittering about her upcoming busy weekend, claiming:
"Sunday at NYC fashion week- 11 shows in 11 hours, can it be done!?"
If you get turned away at the door of all of them, yes, probably. Don't worry about NYC, Peaches - there will always be a place for you at Debenhams - they're far from fussy.
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Bravo!
Bollocks to this "she looks fine, really, it's who she is that grates" bullshit. She looks a cunt, acts a cunt, is the daughter of a pair of cunts, gets paid handsomely for being a nepotistic cunt, ergo she's a cunt.
So stop it
It's ok, Tesco, you can stop using that JCB to dig that hole any more deeper, and you can get your size 10 out of your gob now
"Tarmac your teeth for a pound, Love?"
For Stella. http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michael-mcintyre-dream-picture-pose42481
"Bare Fuckeries"? Isn't he that survival expert?
It's cold? Just an idea.
Had me merely at suggesting he was deluded enough to think it difficult.
Re Blart - I am haunted by the image someone gave of him sitting in a bus stop shelter shouting at the pages of Hello. If anyone wants to own up to this insightful yet disturbing idea , I may be able to lay his ghost to rest.
Having said that, since this fucking supernatural season crappy advertising blows my screen apart each time I post a comment, I think maybe I might be able to get Derek Acorah on to this one.
wash your mouth out with soap.
That leering inbred looks rather Irish to me. Perhaps it's her grandad?
You had me at "Mark 1 Escort"
Is that cross eyed old molester wearing a North Face Jacket? Everyone seems to be at the moment. Why is that?
Stella - I think you're fighting a lost cause there, the ghost of Blart will have to stick to rattling it's chains round the Grazia website.
Tesco - No worries, I'm sure it will be extremely difficult to get into her knickers but I'll turn my charm up to 11 ("fancy sharing a bottle of lambrini princess ?") and give it a go. Failing that I'll tell her I own a Mark 1 Escort, after that she'll be like (chavvy) putty in my hands.
That reminds me, MJ. Could you possibly impregnate Chantelle, so that she and the other one (Channelle?) merge into one again?
Point clearly made. Good job Tesco won the contract. I will continue to work on my campaign to rehabilitate Blartmonster instead. It's a bloody nightmare I tell you.
Stella daaahling, whilst I am happy to "slum it" with Katona & one of the girls can't catch birds I'm afraid I draw the line at Horseface Geldork....I don't believe that a photo-shoot with her could be classed as image enhancement on my part, if anything it'd be a boon for her to get pap'd on my arm !
I know; why are they all turning in on each other?
Oh sweet Jesus. First the playground pervy Lolitaesque setting and now old man leering. And this is meant to be promotion and publicity? Tesco - go and teach them how it's done. However, I think you are slacking. You could have got MJ in there since clearly they weren't fussy who she got shot with, photographically speaking.
Sorry, I thought that's what you meant by 'something special in the rack department'
Her rack is OK. I mean, they're just boobs, really.
Looks like she has some fucking mental varicose veins.....urrggh
Pic 4 looks like a young Vanessa Feltz at a book signing
I knew there was something weird about you.
I quite fancy her myself, there I said it
TEEEEEEEETH!!
size isn't everything.
Well, the Miss Ultimo range only goes up to a DD, and I'd estimate Geldork is rocking approximately a 36C or D, so they've chosen OK sizewise at least. Plus, with her coming in at around a size 10, I like that she's not skinny.
I just don't like that she is...who she is.
Tattoos under sheer tights...really not a good look, Peaches.
Bra manufacturers: when it comes to promotion, hire someone who has a nice body and who preferably rocks something special in the rack department. half a personality wouldn't hurt either.
see above for how NOT to do it.
Is that gurning idiot her man? Let's hope so. She looks older than him though. It's only a matter of time before she joins Loose Women. She talks bare fuckeries and gets paid to do sod all. So why not combine the two?
Is that gurning idiot her man? Let's hope so. She looks older than him though. It's only a matter of time before she joins Loose Women. She talks bare fuckeries and gets paid to do sod all. So why not combine the two?
Bra manufacturers: when it comes to promotion, hire someone who has a nice body and who preferably rocks something special in the rack department. half a personality wouldn't hurt either.
see above for how NOT to do it.
Tattoos under sheer tights...really not a good look, Peaches.
Well, the Miss Ultimo range only goes up to a DD, and I'd estimate Geldork is rocking approximately a 36C or D, so they've chosen OK sizewise at least. Plus, with her coming in at around a size 10, I like that she's not skinny.
I just don't like that she is...who she is.
size isn't everything.
TEEEEEEEETH!!
I quite fancy her myself, there I said it
I knew there was something weird about you.
Pic 4 looks like a young Vanessa Feltz at a book signing
Looks like she has some fucking mental varicose veins.....urrggh
Sorry, I thought that's what you meant by 'something special in the rack department'
Her rack is OK. I mean, they're just boobs, really.
Oh sweet Jesus. First the playground pervy Lolitaesque setting and now old man leering. And this is meant to be promotion and publicity? Tesco - go and teach them how it's done. However, I think you are slacking. You could have got MJ in there since clearly they weren't fussy who she got shot with, photographically speaking.
I know; why are they all turning in on each other?
Stella daaahling, whilst I am happy to "slum it" with Katona & one of the girls can't catch birds I'm afraid I draw the line at Horseface Geldork....I don't believe that a photo-shoot with her could be classed as image enhancement on my part, if anything it'd be a boon for her to get pap'd on my arm !
Point clearly made. Good job Tesco won the contract. I will continue to work on my campaign to rehabilitate Blartmonster instead. It's a bloody nightmare I tell you.
That reminds me, MJ. Could you possibly impregnate Chantelle, so that she and the other one (Channelle?) merge into one again?
Stella - I think you're fighting a lost cause there, the ghost of Blart will have to stick to rattling it's chains round the Grazia website.
Tesco - No worries, I'm sure it will be extremely difficult to get into her knickers but I'll turn my charm up to 11 ("fancy sharing a bottle of lambrini princess ?") and give it a go. Failing that I'll tell her I own a Mark 1 Escort, after that she'll be like (chavvy) putty in my hands.
Is that cross eyed old molester wearing a North Face Jacket? Everyone seems to be at the moment. Why is that?
You had me at "Mark 1 Escort"
That leering inbred looks rather Irish to me. Perhaps it's her grandad?
wash your mouth out with soap.
Had me merely at suggesting he was deluded enough to think it difficult.
Re Blart - I am haunted by the image someone gave of him sitting in a bus stop shelter shouting at the pages of Hello. If anyone wants to own up to this insightful yet disturbing idea , I may be able to lay his ghost to rest.
Having said that, since this fucking supernatural season crappy advertising blows my screen apart each time I post a comment, I think maybe I might be able to get Derek Acorah on to this one.
It's cold? Just an idea.
"Bare Fuckeries"? Isn't he that survival expert?
For Stella. http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michael-mcintyre-dream-picture-pose42481
"Tarmac your teeth for a pound, Love?"
It's ok, Tesco, you can stop using that JCB to dig that hole any more deeper, and you can get your size 10 out of your gob now
Bollocks to this "she looks fine, really, it's who she is that grates" bullshit. She looks a cunt, acts a cunt, is the daughter of a pair of cunts, gets paid handsomely for being a nepotistic cunt, ergo she's a cunt.
So stop it
Bravo!
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