A serving of Scotch broth
Wed, 10/02/2010 - 11:21 by Harry Bow

All those invites for New York Fashion Week will have to wait - Peaches Geldof has some much bigger style business to deal with on the Glasgow high street first.

But at least she kept her clothes on this time - instead choosing to dress-up as one of the Loose Women brigade. Considering how popular she is with the punters in Glasgow (though not convinced how well the guy in pic 1 can see), a Victoria's Secret contract can't be far off.

Meanwhile, the 20-year-old, who was mysteriously missing from the recently published list of fees that various celebs command for attending catwalk shows, has been busy Twittering about her upcoming busy weekend, claiming:

"Sunday at NYC fashion week- 11 shows in 11 hours, can it be done!?"

If you get turned away at the door of all of them, yes, probably. Don't worry about NYC, Peaches - there will always be a place for you at Debenhams - they're far from fussy.

  • jimmy choo and balenciaga gucci handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:39
  • Bravo!

    dandyboy Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:48
  • Bollocks to this "she looks fine, really, it's who she is that grates" bullshit. She looks a cunt, acts a cunt, is the daughter of a pair of cunts, gets paid handsomely for being a nepotistic cunt, ergo she's a cunt.

    So stop it

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:25
  • It's ok, Tesco, you can stop using that JCB to dig that hole any more deeper, and you can get your size 10 out of your gob now

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:19
  • "Tarmac your teeth for a pound, Love?"

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:36
  • For Stella. http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michael-mcintyre-dream-picture-pose42481

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:29
  • "Bare Fuckeries"? Isn't he that survival expert?

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:19
  • It's cold? Just an idea.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:50
  • Had me merely at suggesting he was deluded enough to think it difficult.

    Re Blart - I am haunted by the image someone gave of him sitting in a bus stop shelter shouting at the pages of Hello. If anyone wants to own up to this insightful yet disturbing idea , I may be able to lay his ghost to rest.

    Having said that, since this fucking supernatural season crappy advertising blows my screen apart each time I post a comment, I think maybe I might be able to get Derek Acorah on to this one.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:48
  • wash your mouth out with soap.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:44
  • That leering inbred looks rather Irish to me. Perhaps it's her grandad?

    fuckwit Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:02
  • You had me at "Mark 1 Escort"

    fuckwit Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:01
  • Is that cross eyed old molester wearing a North Face Jacket? Everyone seems to be at the moment. Why is that?

    shitthebed Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:47
  • Stella - I think you're fighting a lost cause there, the ghost of Blart will have to stick to rattling it's chains round the Grazia website.

    Tesco - No worries, I'm sure it will be extremely difficult to get into her knickers but I'll turn my charm up to 11 ("fancy sharing a bottle of lambrini princess ?") and give it a go. Failing that I'll tell her I own a Mark 1 Escort, after that she'll be like (chavvy) putty in my hands.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:44
  • That reminds me, MJ. Could you possibly impregnate Chantelle, so that she and the other one (Channelle?) merge into one again?

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:31
  • Point clearly made. Good job Tesco won the contract. I will continue to work on my campaign to rehabilitate Blartmonster instead. It's a bloody nightmare I tell you.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:27
  • Stella daaahling, whilst I am happy to "slum it" with Katona & one of the girls can't catch birds I'm afraid I draw the line at Horseface Geldork....I don't believe that a photo-shoot with her could be classed as image enhancement on my part, if anything it'd be a boon for her to get pap'd on my arm !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:17
  • I know; why are they all turning in on each other?

    izudu Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:15
  • Oh sweet Jesus. First the playground pervy Lolitaesque setting and now old man leering. And this is meant to be promotion and publicity? Tesco - go and teach them how it's done. However, I think you are slacking. You could have got MJ in there since clearly they weren't fussy who she got shot with, photographically speaking.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:06
  • Sorry, I thought that's what you meant by 'something special in the rack department'
    Her rack is OK. I mean, they're just boobs, really.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:47
  • Looks like she has some fucking mental varicose veins.....urrggh

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:44
  • Pic 4 looks like a young Vanessa Feltz at a book signing

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:43
  • I knew there was something weird about you.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:38
  • I quite fancy her myself, there I said it

    spackomcdribble Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:27
  • TEEEEEEEETH!!

    guineapig Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:07
  • size isn't everything.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:58
  • Well, the Miss Ultimo range only goes up to a DD, and I'd estimate Geldork is rocking approximately a 36C or D, so they've chosen OK sizewise at least. Plus, with her coming in at around a size 10, I like that she's not skinny.

    I just don't like that she is...who she is.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:46
  • Tattoos under sheer tights...really not a good look, Peaches.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:43
  • Bra manufacturers: when it comes to promotion, hire someone who has a nice body and who preferably rocks something special in the rack department. half a personality wouldn't hurt either.

    see above for how NOT to do it.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:08
  • Is that gurning idiot her man? Let's hope so. She looks older than him though. It's only a matter of time before she joins Loose Women. She talks bare fuckeries and gets paid to do sod all. So why not combine the two?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:03
  • Is that gurning idiot her man? Let's hope so. She looks older than him though. It's only a matter of time before she joins Loose Women. She talks bare fuckeries and gets paid to do sod all. So why not combine the two?

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:03
  • Bra manufacturers: when it comes to promotion, hire someone who has a nice body and who preferably rocks something special in the rack department. half a personality wouldn't hurt either.

    see above for how NOT to do it.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:08
  • Tattoos under sheer tights...really not a good look, Peaches.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:43
  • Well, the Miss Ultimo range only goes up to a DD, and I'd estimate Geldork is rocking approximately a 36C or D, so they've chosen OK sizewise at least. Plus, with her coming in at around a size 10, I like that she's not skinny.

    I just don't like that she is...who she is.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:46
  • size isn't everything.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 12:58
  • TEEEEEEEETH!!

    guineapig Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:07
  • I quite fancy her myself, there I said it

    spackomcdribble Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:27
  • I knew there was something weird about you.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:38
  • Pic 4 looks like a young Vanessa Feltz at a book signing

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:43
  • Looks like she has some fucking mental varicose veins.....urrggh

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:44
  • Sorry, I thought that's what you meant by 'something special in the rack department'
    Her rack is OK. I mean, they're just boobs, really.

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 13:47
  • Oh sweet Jesus. First the playground pervy Lolitaesque setting and now old man leering. And this is meant to be promotion and publicity? Tesco - go and teach them how it's done. However, I think you are slacking. You could have got MJ in there since clearly they weren't fussy who she got shot with, photographically speaking.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:06
  • I know; why are they all turning in on each other?

    izudu Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:15
  • Stella daaahling, whilst I am happy to "slum it" with Katona & one of the girls can't catch birds I'm afraid I draw the line at Horseface Geldork....I don't believe that a photo-shoot with her could be classed as image enhancement on my part, if anything it'd be a boon for her to get pap'd on my arm !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:17
  • Point clearly made. Good job Tesco won the contract. I will continue to work on my campaign to rehabilitate Blartmonster instead. It's a bloody nightmare I tell you.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:27
  • That reminds me, MJ. Could you possibly impregnate Chantelle, so that she and the other one (Channelle?) merge into one again?

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:31
  • Stella - I think you're fighting a lost cause there, the ghost of Blart will have to stick to rattling it's chains round the Grazia website.

    Tesco - No worries, I'm sure it will be extremely difficult to get into her knickers but I'll turn my charm up to 11 ("fancy sharing a bottle of lambrini princess ?") and give it a go. Failing that I'll tell her I own a Mark 1 Escort, after that she'll be like (chavvy) putty in my hands.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:44
  • Is that cross eyed old molester wearing a North Face Jacket? Everyone seems to be at the moment. Why is that?

    shitthebed Wed, 10/02/2010 - 14:47
  • You had me at "Mark 1 Escort"

    fuckwit Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:01
  • That leering inbred looks rather Irish to me. Perhaps it's her grandad?

    fuckwit Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:02
  • wash your mouth out with soap.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:44
  • Had me merely at suggesting he was deluded enough to think it difficult.

    Re Blart - I am haunted by the image someone gave of him sitting in a bus stop shelter shouting at the pages of Hello. If anyone wants to own up to this insightful yet disturbing idea , I may be able to lay his ghost to rest.

    Having said that, since this fucking supernatural season crappy advertising blows my screen apart each time I post a comment, I think maybe I might be able to get Derek Acorah on to this one.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:48
  • It's cold? Just an idea.

    stella ah trois Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:50
  • "Bare Fuckeries"? Isn't he that survival expert?

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:19
  • For Stella. http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/michael-mcintyre-dream-picture-pose42481

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:29
  • "Tarmac your teeth for a pound, Love?"

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:36
  • It's ok, Tesco, you can stop using that JCB to dig that hole any more deeper, and you can get your size 10 out of your gob now

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:19
  • Bollocks to this "she looks fine, really, it's who she is that grates" bullshit. She looks a cunt, acts a cunt, is the daughter of a pair of cunts, gets paid handsomely for being a nepotistic cunt, ergo she's a cunt.

    So stop it

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 22:25
  • Bravo!

    dandyboy Thu, 11/02/2010 - 10:48
  • jimmy choo and balenciaga gucci handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 04:39

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