Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth in happier times
Canned Peaches
Fri, 01/10/2010 - 11:11 by HM writerAlthough Peaches Geldof will probably berate us for blogging about her Twitter page instead of the Ecuador president issuing 'no pardon' warnings to rebels, but after careful examination of her Tweets, it would seem that she may have split up with Eli Roth...
Despite Eli defending Peaches following the thatcoolguyben incident after being misinformed that she's a talented/model/writer and well loved in the UK, and recent rumours that they were enagaged, it looks as though they could be no more (cue more tattoos) ...
Yesterday Peaches googled someone called William Shakespeare until she found a quote she Tweeted:
"So dear I Love him that with him, all deaths I could endure. Without him, live no life. " - William Shakespeare
Then, finally finding herself as embarrassing as we do, she deleted it.
But then replaced it with:

So true Peaches, so true...
And thank God she's got mates like this to get her through...
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Comments
I guess this two tweets by Jonny makeup confirm it:
"I wish I had a dollar every time I tweeted this but I'm eating my feelings with @peaches_g"
"Drowning my sorrows in a sundae as @peaches_g cries into it like a tear ejaculation"
LEAVE PEACHES ALONE!...nah, fuck it. Get stuck in.
If ever there was an oxygen thief and famous for simply coming out of your mums pussy, it is this bint.
I hope to God he's not been using her to help promote The Last Exercise Book to UK audiences....
What with us being a bunch of intelligent souls, I don't really think she needs to tell us that's from Shakespeare, or did she delete it because she thought it came Baz Lurhmann's Romeo & Juliet? Twat.
"What a pair of grotesque fuckwits." - Me
"What a pair of grotesque fuckwits." - Me
What with us being a bunch of intelligent souls, I don't really think she needs to tell us that's from Shakespeare, or did she delete it because she thought it came Baz Lurhmann's Romeo & Juliet? Twat.
I hope to God he's not been using her to help promote The Last Exercise Book to UK audiences....
If ever there was an oxygen thief and famous for simply coming out of your mums pussy, it is this bint.
LEAVE PEACHES ALONE!...nah, fuck it. Get stuck in.
I guess this two tweets by Jonny makeup confirm it:
"I wish I had a dollar every time I tweeted this but I'm eating my feelings with @peaches_g"
"Drowning my sorrows in a sundae as @peaches_g cries into it like a tear ejaculation"