Peaches Geldof models for Ultimo (again)

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Ultimate Low
Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:28 by HM writer

Peaches Geldof was busy setting the nation's pulses racing or more likely, turning their stomachs, with her latest range of underwear for Ultimo...

Peaches was laughing all the way to the bank as she declared:

''I'm loving working with Miss Ultimo, and had fun modelling their unique designs. The underwear is flirty and fun, yet comfortable and it fits perfectly – the Carousel Collection is my favourite yet.''

Meanwhile, Ultimo boss Michelle Mone must have ben held at gun point when she added:

''Peaches looks fabulous in the new collection and epitomises everything about the brand; young, fresh and fashion-forward.''

Come on, there's nothing new here that we haven't already seen in Primark. And for a fraction of the cost...

Talking of which, they could have saved loads of money by asking on of these girls to model the range instead and we'd be none the wiser..

Here's Peaches, minus the airbrushing and half a tub of vaseline on the lens, at the Southbank Awards, and wearing one of Peggy Mitchell's cast offs...

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Comments

  • She's the shape of a fame hungry cock-hound with a plate for a face and a blancmange for a brain.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:20

  • I don't mind overbites. Keira's got one, after all.

    Peaches is dreadful, it's true. But imagine being the offspring of her stupid spastic parents... It's amazing she isn't a meltdown already

    fuckwit Wed, 27/01/2010 - 15:59

  • Errrm Pic 2....what the fuck sort of shape is she ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:21

  • So very, very much airbrushing, and yet, so very,very gopping.
    She has Paula Yates and Bob Geldof for parents and then fate gives her his looks and her personality. Peaches - it would seem that even Karma hates you.

    Getagrip Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:33

  • If Paula Yates were alive, she would top herself again.

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:22

  • This spam-faced girl is so unappealing that not even the paedos would go for her. Stick her in Scrubs or Pentonville and the lags would STILL rather bend down for that mythical bar of soap.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 27/01/2010 - 12:48

  • At least you took pity HM people not to put up that one where she looked like she was doing a poo. The whole fairground/child like thing posing in underwear trip still gives me the bejeebers. (sp no doubt)

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:42

  • he makes a good point.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:24

  • How to ensure that you don't shift one single item of your "lingerie" range. I mean can you imagine buying your other half some of this gear ? "Yeah babe I saw it on Peaches Geldof and I thought it'd look great on you....hey wait where are you going ?....stop running and crying !"

    Might as well draped it over a freshly laid dog egg....fuckwits

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:20

  • minus the horrifying tattoos that could be anyone poncing about in their knickers.

    fuck the shit off, you massive overbite having talent void.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:19

  • That should be Dagenham obviously and not whatever I wrote. Apologies to Dagenham, I'm sure it has some nice bits somewhere, unlike 'Peaches'.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:14

  • Pitiful.
    I can just see the PR department thinking this one over.
    "Shall we get a professional lingerie or swimwear model who'll look bloody amazing but anonymous, or shall we hire Peaches Geldof who'll look like she's been hanging around the back of the bus shelter in Deganham but might just get us some PR coverage which totally ignores our clothes while everyone looks squeasy at the sight of Geldof's tattoos?"

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:13

  • Still looks like she allowed a blind child to scribble all over her with a biro, I see.

    dandyboy Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:52

  • Still looks like she allowed a blind child to scribble all over her with a biro, I see.

    dandyboy Wed, 27/01/2010 - 10:52

  • Pitiful.
    I can just see the PR department thinking this one over.
    "Shall we get a professional lingerie or swimwear model who'll look bloody amazing but anonymous, or shall we hire Peaches Geldof who'll look like she's been hanging around the back of the bus shelter in Deganham but might just get us some PR coverage which totally ignores our clothes while everyone looks squeasy at the sight of Geldof's tattoos?"

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:13

  • That should be Dagenham obviously and not whatever I wrote. Apologies to Dagenham, I'm sure it has some nice bits somewhere, unlike 'Peaches'.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:14

  • minus the horrifying tattoos that could be anyone poncing about in their knickers.

    fuck the shit off, you massive overbite having talent void.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:19

  • How to ensure that you don't shift one single item of your "lingerie" range. I mean can you imagine buying your other half some of this gear ? "Yeah babe I saw it on Peaches Geldof and I thought it'd look great on you....hey wait where are you going ?....stop running and crying !"

    Might as well draped it over a freshly laid dog egg....fuckwits

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:20

  • he makes a good point.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:24

  • At least you took pity HM people not to put up that one where she looked like she was doing a poo. The whole fairground/child like thing posing in underwear trip still gives me the bejeebers. (sp no doubt)

    stella ah trois Wed, 27/01/2010 - 11:42

  • This spam-faced girl is so unappealing that not even the paedos would go for her. Stick her in Scrubs or Pentonville and the lags would STILL rather bend down for that mythical bar of soap.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 27/01/2010 - 12:48

  • If Paula Yates were alive, she would top herself again.

    allmouthandtrousers Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:22

  • So very, very much airbrushing, and yet, so very,very gopping.
    She has Paula Yates and Bob Geldof for parents and then fate gives her his looks and her personality. Peaches - it would seem that even Karma hates you.

    Getagrip Wed, 27/01/2010 - 13:33

  • Errrm Pic 2....what the fuck sort of shape is she ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 27/01/2010 - 14:21

  • I don't mind overbites. Keira's got one, after all.

    Peaches is dreadful, it's true. But imagine being the offspring of her stupid spastic parents... It's amazing she isn't a meltdown already

    fuckwit Wed, 27/01/2010 - 15:59

  • She's the shape of a fame hungry cock-hound with a plate for a face and a blancmange for a brain.

    Urfugginjokin Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:20

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