Uh-oh Ultimo
Wed, 21/10/2009 - 13:39 by HM writer

Peaches Geldof (and the airbrush) have taken part in the second Ultimo underwear campaign (with the airbrush doing most of the work), and it looks alright we suppose but could be improved with the use of a different face and perhaps eight less tattoos?... AND DON"T MOVE THAT HAND AN INCH FURTHER.

Last time we saw Peaches modeling Ultimo bra and pants she was in a bowling alley and American style diner with her hair tied up in a tea towel, and showing how versatile she can be by standing up, standing to the side,  sitting down, standing up again and lying down. The look and style was pretty much applied to these pics too.

Peaches has said of her role as 'Miss Ultimo':

"It's better for young people to see someone like me modelling than a skinny model.

 

"I have an achievable body."

Yeah, but who in their right mind would get unicorn tattoo? (Like underwear shots? Try Karen Gillan in her undies ..)

  • No they're not. End of story.

    Stramash Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:54
  • There's definitely a touch of Down's on old Peaches there,...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:06
  • I like skanky girls. Is that SO WRONG!?

    fuckwit Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:19
  • From the Geordie cunt whose cock has its own postcode

    merylhighground Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:21
  • Tatoos are really Uber but they will not look Uber when your 90 years old!

    dancingworm Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:01
  • The point she has about more realistically-bodied models is valid. What isn't valid or acceptable is this spunksponge doing the gig. The only pictures of her I fancy seeing are the ones on a mortuary slab...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:32
  • Says the bint with a flange complete with its own gravitational pull...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:31
  • f**kin filth i'd rather roll small bits of poo into balls,flick em up in the air and catch em in my mouth!!!! peaches geldof what a slop cabbage!!

    thingymabob Wed, 21/10/2009 - 23:01
  • I just want to see "REAL WOMEN" doing modelling. None of these women who vaguely keep an eye on their weight. "REAL WOMEN" we want! The sort who cry all over Gok Wan and live on Wagon Wheels!

    kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:51
  • I don't think we should automatically assume she has an achievable body. I think it's about time we had a proper fat vs. thin debate on this site. Frankly I'm gagging for it

    merylhighground Wed, 21/10/2009 - 21:52
  • Ultimo just gets more and more chipshop don't they?

    somekindofmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 21:31
  • What a fucking state. God give me strength. Those fucking tattoos . . . . I despair, I really do.

    Stramash Wed, 21/10/2009 - 19:03
  • She looks like one of those little pads in Osbornes where you test the pens before buying. An achievable body?! She deserves to be achieved up the arse and left face down in a skip.

    BigPhil Wed, 21/10/2009 - 18:53
  • A skanky little shit. Did some window licker get let loose on her with a felt tip?

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:39
  • Grubby.

    dickiedaviseyes Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:15
  • I know, I know, I know. She's a spaz and I hate her, I do. I'm just saying, she has a point; young girls need to see more 'normal' female bodies in the media. That this comes courtesy of a deeply unpleasant, nepotistic brat is unfortunate, but it's a start.

    I forgot about that whole 'marriage' thing. Sheesh.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:25
  • No she doesn't. She's doing it for the money and the exposure. Let's not forget, this young lady, like Solomon Grundy, got married on Monday, papped on Wednesday, was divorced on Saturday then sold the story on Sunday. The girl is a whore and DEEPLY unpleasant.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:38
  • Peaches is so stupid she doesn't realise how daft she is. Still, the real idiots are those who get taken in by her. She's got a face that deserves to grow a beard. Maybe one day she will and perhaps then she'll be interesting.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:31
  • Come on. I'm a Peaches hater myself, but it IS better for young people to see a normal (neither fat nor skinny) girl than some stick insect. She's annoying, yes, but she has a point.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:30
  • She looks like she's been scribbled on by a blind child.

    dandyboy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:21
  • "It's better for young people to see someone like me modelling than a skinny model.

    I beg to differ.

    Tyrant Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:16
  • Them tattoos av bin dun in paint on a computer. they look ace i want sum of the same ones.

    dennisnilsen Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:04
  • Them tattoos av bin dun in paint on a computer. they look ace i want sum of the same ones.

    dennisnilsen Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:04
  • "It's better for young people to see someone like me modelling than a skinny model.

    I beg to differ.

    Tyrant Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:16
  • She looks like she's been scribbled on by a blind child.

    dandyboy Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:21
  • Come on. I'm a Peaches hater myself, but it IS better for young people to see a normal (neither fat nor skinny) girl than some stick insect. She's annoying, yes, but she has a point.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:30
  • Peaches is so stupid she doesn't realise how daft she is. Still, the real idiots are those who get taken in by her. She's got a face that deserves to grow a beard. Maybe one day she will and perhaps then she'll be interesting.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:31
  • No she doesn't. She's doing it for the money and the exposure. Let's not forget, this young lady, like Solomon Grundy, got married on Monday, papped on Wednesday, was divorced on Saturday then sold the story on Sunday. The girl is a whore and DEEPLY unpleasant.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 21/10/2009 - 14:38
  • I know, I know, I know. She's a spaz and I hate her, I do. I'm just saying, she has a point; young girls need to see more 'normal' female bodies in the media. That this comes courtesy of a deeply unpleasant, nepotistic brat is unfortunate, but it's a start.

    I forgot about that whole 'marriage' thing. Sheesh.

    tescopop Wed, 21/10/2009 - 15:25
  • Grubby.

    dickiedaviseyes Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:15
  • A skanky little shit. Did some window licker get let loose on her with a felt tip?

    Blartmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 17:39
  • She looks like one of those little pads in Osbornes where you test the pens before buying. An achievable body?! She deserves to be achieved up the arse and left face down in a skip.

    BigPhil Wed, 21/10/2009 - 18:53
  • What a fucking state. God give me strength. Those fucking tattoos . . . . I despair, I really do.

    Stramash Wed, 21/10/2009 - 19:03
  • Ultimo just gets more and more chipshop don't they?

    somekindofmonster Wed, 21/10/2009 - 21:31
  • I don't think we should automatically assume she has an achievable body. I think it's about time we had a proper fat vs. thin debate on this site. Frankly I'm gagging for it

    merylhighground Wed, 21/10/2009 - 21:52
  • I just want to see "REAL WOMEN" doing modelling. None of these women who vaguely keep an eye on their weight. "REAL WOMEN" we want! The sort who cry all over Gok Wan and live on Wagon Wheels!

    kwebb Wed, 21/10/2009 - 22:51
  • f**kin filth i'd rather roll small bits of poo into balls,flick em up in the air and catch em in my mouth!!!! peaches geldof what a slop cabbage!!

    thingymabob Wed, 21/10/2009 - 23:01
  • Says the bint with a flange complete with its own gravitational pull...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:31
  • The point she has about more realistically-bodied models is valid. What isn't valid or acceptable is this spunksponge doing the gig. The only pictures of her I fancy seeing are the ones on a mortuary slab...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 09:32
  • Tatoos are really Uber but they will not look Uber when your 90 years old!

    dancingworm Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:01
  • From the Geordie cunt whose cock has its own postcode

    merylhighground Thu, 22/10/2009 - 10:21
  • I like skanky girls. Is that SO WRONG!?

    fuckwit Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:19
  • There's definitely a touch of Down's on old Peaches there,...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 19:06
  • No they're not. End of story.

    Stramash Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:54

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