Meet my little friend
Mon, 07/09/2009 - 10:28 by Metrosexual

Good grief. We're really getting sick of the sight of Peaches Geldof's face. She's holed up in the May Fair Hotel and every time she pops out for a night on the booze (i.e. every night) we get to see all about it. Still, the price for this free accommodation is being molested by a dwarf ever night. Ha!

Yes! There she is, plucky midget Tanya Macintosh, hugging away with that creepy smirk on her face. The horror!

She needs to change her outfit. She must stink a bit. She's worn it in every picture we've seen. No wonder Peaches looks a bit repulsed - and this girl hangs out with the likes of Mika for Pete's sake so she's not too fussy.

Here she is with some girl and Brace (crazy!) from The Gossip.

  • I didn't realise till now but doesn't she just look Scottish?

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:09
  • Who's the ugly fat thighed harridan...always hanging out of Geldofs crack

    mae Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:12
  • What a smelly wee social climbing cunt that Geldof howffer is. fandabidozi

    mae Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:07
  • Welcome to the world of cunting capitalism, US-style, where we the punters are told what to like, read, listen to, buy, eat, drink, vote and fucking shit. And I'm not fucking joking either...

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:27
  • I know that, that cunt from Towers of London has been up there, but what about the midget jock window licker? She must fucking reek

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:25
  • Christ her minge and arse crack must fucking hum.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:26
  • Tanya McIntosh = the murderouse midget from Don't look now

    the flange Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:34
  • "but why publish something that both you and I (plus I presume some other readers) are fed up with."

    Because people click on them and every page you view contains loads of shitty fucking adverts. For every page impression, Mr HM makes money. Why do you think every story has about 8 pictures, each on a different page when he could very easily put them all on one page? Because he wants 8 times as many clicks so he makes more money.

    I'm not suggesting he's a millionaire (though he may very well be a cocksucker) but come on people, it can't have escaped your attention that each redesign this site has conveniently adds about a billion more shitty ads?

    Boffer Mon, 07/09/2009 - 10:58
  • Can I ask something but if you are "getting sick of the sight of Peaches Geldof's face", why do you publish her picture everyday?

    I appreciate that you seem contractually bound to publish 8 'stories' every day, and some of them are funny, but why publish something that both you and I (plus I presume some other readers) are fed up with.

    Maybe you can run a poll asking who we would prefer to ignore and the the way to work it out is take the overall poll results, divide it my the number of members, multiply by 100 and it gives you a percentage. Then the top ten (for example) need never be written about again.

    My nominations are this bird, and the Price woman.

    Thanks

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 07/09/2009 - 10:52
  • Can I ask something but if you are "getting sick of the sight of Peaches Geldof's face", why do you publish her picture everyday?

    I appreciate that you seem contractually bound to publish 8 'stories' every day, and some of them are funny, but why publish something that both you and I (plus I presume some other readers) are fed up with.

    Maybe you can run a poll asking who we would prefer to ignore and the the way to work it out is take the overall poll results, divide it my the number of members, multiply by 100 and it gives you a percentage. Then the top ten (for example) need never be written about again.

    My nominations are this bird, and the Price woman.

    Thanks

    MyNameIsPeter Mon, 07/09/2009 - 10:52
  • "but why publish something that both you and I (plus I presume some other readers) are fed up with."

    Because people click on them and every page you view contains loads of shitty fucking adverts. For every page impression, Mr HM makes money. Why do you think every story has about 8 pictures, each on a different page when he could very easily put them all on one page? Because he wants 8 times as many clicks so he makes more money.

    I'm not suggesting he's a millionaire (though he may very well be a cocksucker) but come on people, it can't have escaped your attention that each redesign this site has conveniently adds about a billion more shitty ads?

    Boffer Mon, 07/09/2009 - 10:58
  • Tanya McIntosh = the murderouse midget from Don't look now

    the flange Mon, 07/09/2009 - 14:34
  • Christ her minge and arse crack must fucking hum.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 07/09/2009 - 15:26
  • I know that, that cunt from Towers of London has been up there, but what about the midget jock window licker? She must fucking reek

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:25
  • Welcome to the world of cunting capitalism, US-style, where we the punters are told what to like, read, listen to, buy, eat, drink, vote and fucking shit. And I'm not fucking joking either...

    Blartmonster Mon, 07/09/2009 - 16:27
  • What a smelly wee social climbing cunt that Geldof howffer is. fandabidozi

    mae Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:07
  • Who's the ugly fat thighed harridan...always hanging out of Geldofs crack

    mae Tue, 08/09/2009 - 02:12
  • I didn't realise till now but doesn't she just look Scottish?

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:09

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