Peaches Geldof narrowly escapes death in car crash, recovers in Disneyland

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Peaches Creamed

Thu, 17/12/2009 - 11:33 by HM writer

The guest list of Bungalow 8 fluttered ominously in the breeze yesterday while others gathered outside the Hawley Arms laden with candles - and now we know why. Peaches Geldof was involved in a high-speed car crash but miraculously survived it in one piece...

The 20-year-old, er, girl with lots of tattoos, was on her with to Disneyland in California with friends when her friend's car spun out of control. According to reports and pictures, the car was completely mangled but Peaches escaped unscathed despite her face looking like the back end of a bus and they still went to Disneyland nonetheless, because that's the kind of crazy shit they do. After all, they are called the 'IDGAF' crew (I don't Give A Fuck crew, y'all). Neither do we, so please do one.

Amazingly, just before the crash Peaches boasted on Twitter about how they were speeding down the freeway.

"Speeding like I have never, ever witnessed before on the freeway - feel like I'm in a scary car chase video game."

She added:

"Just actually experienced a full on car carsh with the IDGAF crew. Wow, I guess we really don't GAF.

"Can't believe "Dead Mans Party" was playing during that. "

"on the crash, quoting Morrisey so eloquently: "To die by your side, is such a shitty way to die"

@nikotheikon- "the front of the car is all mangled and smoking maybe we can use it as a barbie?"

Thank God for Twitter, or else the world may not have known how close it came to losing Peaches (which would have meant no more pictures of the Peaches Geldof tattoo range) ...

"My last memories if we had all died following the epic crash- reading the nme, then screaming clinging to @ajtweets what a way to go..."

"on the crash, quoting Morrisey so eloquently: "To die by your side, is such a shitty way to die"

"Space Mountain- 9/10"

Tell us more...

"Jungle Safari Cruise- 2/10."

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

(Almost missed this: A cunt)

Peaches Geldof pictures, Peaches Geldof

Comments

Oh oh. I take it back. She seems to have an ugly rapey-man following her in picture 7. Quick love run away before Peaches marries you!
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 18:24
It truly would be for the good of mankind if this waste of skin and cunt tissue just did a Hutchence and fucking ended it all. I do not see the fucking point of this shithead. Self-important, self-obsessed and self-deluded. Fuck, you so want a sniper to blow its fuck-ugly head clean off.

Britanny Murphy chokes with a heart attack, but this cunt still witters on and on... now tell me there really is a god???
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 03:34
Either that or being haunted by the ghost of Michael Hutchence.
dandyboy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 10:00
was on her with to Disneyland in California with friends when her friend's car spun out of control.

was on her with ?????
BonnyWill Fri, 18/12/2009 - 09:06
On almost any other woman (the Gaga piece of shit excepted), hold-ups would be quite a turn on...
walsingham Fri, 18/12/2009 - 08:24
So this is what it's come to. She's got fuck all to say and not even the most ugly of rapey-men will go near her, so she's now talking car crashes to keep her name in the press? For fuck sake. What next? "Making love to my dad who's like Saint Barb"?
PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 21:25
Just imagine if it'd been a helicopter instead of a car......no such thing as a "minor" crash where those puppies are involved.

Come on Peaches surely you're FAR too important to be traveling by car, get yourself a helicopter....you deserve it
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 17:27
You see, kids, this is what happens when spoiled brats are given the opportunity of fame based on their parents or friends merits. This talentless nobody bitch, with not even half a brain cell having the ability to function properly, was handed everything on a plate and therefore thinks she can have and do whatever she likes without even considering anyone else.

Every time I see her ugly, lay-about, face I want to punch the screen!!

Vile creature!!
Ellectrika Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:11
A bit like this
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:45
I was going to add that it might make an improvement, but was worried it would give the impression I was somehow interested in what she looked like in the first place.
dandyboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:43
I thought someone already had !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:32
Can't someone just smash a brick into her face?
dandyboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:32
she is a cunt
elbow Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:01
I had the same thought then widened my view - here's a game - how many dead animals are in this picture?
stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:23
Pic 7 - Also someone needs to inform the RSPCA that this evil witch appears to be keeping her cat in a small handbag !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:39
Pic 7. Mr HM (in the background), zipper down.
Spastic Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:13
Fuck it ! for a moment the magic of Christmas almost came alive for me.....I thought Santa had actually brought me what I wanted :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:10

Fuck it ! for a moment the magic of Christmas almost came alive for me.....I thought Santa had actually brought me what I wanted :(
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:10
Pic 7. Mr HM (in the background), zipper down.
Spastic Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:13
Pic 7 - Also someone needs to inform the RSPCA that this evil witch appears to be keeping her cat in a small handbag !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:39
I had the same thought then widened my view - here's a game - how many dead animals are in this picture?
stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:23
she is a cunt
elbow Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:01
Can't someone just smash a brick into her face?
dandyboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:32
I thought someone already had !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:32
I was going to add that it might make an improvement, but was worried it would give the impression I was somehow interested in what she looked like in the first place.
dandyboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:43
A bit like this
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:45
You see, kids, this is what happens when spoiled brats are given the opportunity of fame based on their parents or friends merits. This talentless nobody bitch, with not even half a brain cell having the ability to function properly, was handed everything on a plate and therefore thinks she can have and do whatever she likes without even considering anyone else.

Every time I see her ugly, lay-about, face I want to punch the screen!!

Vile creature!!
Ellectrika Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:11
Just imagine if it'd been a helicopter instead of a car......no such thing as a "minor" crash where those puppies are involved.

Come on Peaches surely you're FAR too important to be traveling by car, get yourself a helicopter....you deserve it
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 17:27
So this is what it's come to. She's got fuck all to say and not even the most ugly of rapey-men will go near her, so she's now talking car crashes to keep her name in the press? For fuck sake. What next? "Making love to my dad who's like Saint Barb"?
PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 21:25
On almost any other woman (the Gaga piece of shit excepted), hold-ups would be quite a turn on...
walsingham Fri, 18/12/2009 - 08:24
was on her with to Disneyland in California with friends when her friend's car spun out of control.

was on her with ?????
BonnyWill Fri, 18/12/2009 - 09:06
Either that or being haunted by the ghost of Michael Hutchence.
dandyboy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 10:00
It truly would be for the good of mankind if this waste of skin and cunt tissue just did a Hutchence and fucking ended it all. I do not see the fucking point of this shithead. Self-important, self-obsessed and self-deluded. Fuck, you so want a sniper to blow its fuck-ugly head clean off.

Britanny Murphy chokes with a heart attack, but this cunt still witters on and on... now tell me there really is a god???
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 03:34
Oh oh. I take it back. She seems to have an ugly rapey-man following her in picture 7. Quick love run away before Peaches marries you!
PuddyTwat Mon, 21/12/2009 - 18:24