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Is Peaches Geldof pregnant?

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Is Peaches pregnant? Skip to the next photo to make your mind up

Peaches and scream(ing child)

Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:19 by

Could it be true? Is there a mini Roth-Geldof brewing inside Peaches' womb? From the looks of these photos of her at the Nylon Magazine party in Hollywood last night, it seems as if she may have been fertilised by Eli's very own love potion...

We hope it's not true as much as you do.

A mix of the two would be like some kind of cartoon villain put together in an evil lab, destined to destroy the world with its bushy eyebrows, creepy stare and Droopy Dog pout. And the thought of Peaches Geldof - the girl who once supposedly got off her tits on heroin, posed for some naked photos, shagged in a scientology centre and puked up everywhere - as a mother, responsible for a genuine human life, does not bear thinking about.

But look at this photo.

Is she pregnant? Is she just a bit chubby? Is it just the dress? Has she just stuffed ten goodie bags up her clothes? Or IS SHE PREGNANT?

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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 07:10
Super star.x And don't I know it ha ha!
stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:57
hahahahahaha!
Mr. HM Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:28
Honestly the comments on this "article" are truly awful. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Shouldn't the fact that we live in a society where someone with Downes Syndrome can become a mainstream (albeit mediocre) celebrity be celebrated? I personally don't agree with her being allowed to be tatooed in such a fashion though, I mean...what were her carers thinking of? Before you know it she will be on H and getting herself "knocked up" by some "skank".
l154c Fri, 14/05/2010 - 09:33
As ever, your wish is my command
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 09:03
Loving the ad above - 'what will your baby look like?' Kosh, do your best/worst.
stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 01:07
If he has got her up the spout then the chances are he's wanked onto her shoes and let the flies do the rest
koshmar Thu, 13/05/2010 - 22:26
She looks like shit
lucifersam Thu, 13/05/2010 - 21:50
Poor poor child.....
admiralfucksocks Thu, 13/05/2010 - 20:48
She looks like she's covered in gravy. Why oh why oh why?
Urfugginjokin Thu, 13/05/2010 - 20:36
Much better. Thanks.
CrazyHorxe Thu, 13/05/2010 - 19:32
I have had a mandate made actual LAW with my negotiatians with the current ConDem government that NO Geldof girls should be allowed to procreate - Its a green paper at current negotiations.....
the flange Thu, 13/05/2010 - 18:05
Its invariably what i say when I hit my thumb with a blunt instrument.
shitthebed Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:56
dans l'arbre?
paxtonwhitehead Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:23
If my wife mentioned the words shit and bed in the same sentence i'd knock er fromnow inta middle next week i tell thee.

Luckily im still singe
The Cheddar Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:14
ok, how about "Ben Stiller-face" ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:01
Don't insult the apes there fella - they don't deserve that...
CrazyHorxe Thu, 13/05/2010 - 16:46
I always look pregnant when I go out in a belted carpet sample.
shitthebed Thu, 13/05/2010 - 16:45
Jesus christ she is slopey standing, gormless looking mongoloid isn't she.

As for these rumors of pro-creation between her and ape-face....don't even fucking joke Mr HM. Never.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 13/05/2010 - 16:21
Well said sicko.
elbow Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:58
More to the point, Is Peaches Geldof relevant?
sickofcelebs Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:46
She's always had the posture of a prolapsed Mother Theresa, so would not be surprised to find that she has simply never been taught how to stand up straight.
slug Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:37
If she is indeed 'duffed up', Roth's swimmers must be super-super-mega strong to fertilise her drug-addled body. I don't think she is - no obvious tit swelling.
freethepaedos Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:33
What's with all these 'looks a bit pregnant in that dress' stories at the moment? They're shit.And please don't terrify us with potential mini-Peaches. It is quite obviously just a deeply unflattering dress.
huxylady Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:33

What's with all these 'looks a bit pregnant in that dress' stories at the moment? They're shit.And please don't terrify us with potential mini-Peaches. It is quite obviously just a deeply unflattering dress.
huxylady Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:33
If she is indeed 'duffed up', Roth's swimmers must be super-super-mega strong to fertilise her drug-addled body. I don't think she is - no obvious tit swelling.
freethepaedos Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:33
She's always had the posture of a prolapsed Mother Theresa, so would not be surprised to find that she has simply never been taught how to stand up straight.
slug Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:37
More to the point, Is Peaches Geldof relevant?
sickofcelebs Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:46
Well said sicko.
elbow Thu, 13/05/2010 - 15:58
Jesus christ she is slopey standing, gormless looking mongoloid isn't she.

As for these rumors of pro-creation between her and ape-face....don't even fucking joke Mr HM. Never.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 13/05/2010 - 16:21
I always look pregnant when I go out in a belted carpet sample.
shitthebed Thu, 13/05/2010 - 16:45
Don't insult the apes there fella - they don't deserve that...
CrazyHorxe Thu, 13/05/2010 - 16:46
ok, how about "Ben Stiller-face" ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:01
If my wife mentioned the words shit and bed in the same sentence i'd knock er fromnow inta middle next week i tell thee.

Luckily im still singe
The Cheddar Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:14
dans l'arbre?
paxtonwhitehead Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:23
Its invariably what i say when I hit my thumb with a blunt instrument.
shitthebed Thu, 13/05/2010 - 17:56
I have had a mandate made actual LAW with my negotiatians with the current ConDem government that NO Geldof girls should be allowed to procreate - Its a green paper at current negotiations.....
the flange Thu, 13/05/2010 - 18:05
Much better. Thanks.
CrazyHorxe Thu, 13/05/2010 - 19:32
She looks like she's covered in gravy. Why oh why oh why?
Urfugginjokin Thu, 13/05/2010 - 20:36
Poor poor child.....
admiralfucksocks Thu, 13/05/2010 - 20:48
She looks like shit
lucifersam Thu, 13/05/2010 - 21:50
If he has got her up the spout then the chances are he's wanked onto her shoes and let the flies do the rest
koshmar Thu, 13/05/2010 - 22:26
Loving the ad above - 'what will your baby look like?' Kosh, do your best/worst.
stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 01:07
As ever, your wish is my command
koshmar Fri, 14/05/2010 - 09:03
Honestly the comments on this "article" are truly awful. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Shouldn't the fact that we live in a society where someone with Downes Syndrome can become a mainstream (albeit mediocre) celebrity be celebrated? I personally don't agree with her being allowed to be tatooed in such a fashion though, I mean...what were her carers thinking of? Before you know it she will be on H and getting herself "knocked up" by some "skank".
l154c Fri, 14/05/2010 - 09:33
hahahahahaha!
Mr. HM Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:28
Super star.x And don't I know it ha ha!
stella ah trois Fri, 14/05/2010 - 10:57
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xiaoblue Wed, 09/06/2010 - 07:10

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