Salt in their wound
Tue, 27/07/2010 - 14:53 by Harry Bow

Self-proclaimed writer-turned-self-proclaimed film-critic Peaches Geldof has just been on an outing to see Angelina Jolie's new movie Salt at the cinema.  Let's see what she has to say...

We've all been champing at the bit for Peaches Geldof's next film review following her critical analysis of Christopher Nolan's Inception. Here it is via her Twitter:

"Saw Salt tonight. It was painful. I know movies are supposed to be fantasy but this was just unbelievable, badly scripted crap."

Poor Angelina Jolie... Forget the $43 million the film made during its opening weekend in the US, she must be shitting it that the studio will blame her for this terrible review.

Obviously Peaches will do much better when she becomes a self-proclaimed film-maker (please, NO).

  • you should see the twitter reaction at the comment by a poor dude saying " I think I'll give Eli Roth's new film a really bad review, just to make Peaches Geldof unhappy. Yeah, I'm sort of a 'folk hero' like that.". He was just joking but Eli Roth immediately tweeted him to defend that fucking skunk of a girlfriend he has. I mean: seriously. why can't he just admit she's an idiot but a good fuck?

    captaingossiper Thu, 29/07/2010 - 11:20
  • hang the fuk on a second.
    Would anyone take the words of this fucking pig as anything other than expelled air?
    if anyone is, you can get help.
    on the flip side, she could get Jonny ross's film 2011 job for next year, yes this is all good. hang on tho, does daddy have any sway at the BBC?

    TheNode

    TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:27
  • fuck off bots! another monkey wrote big budget next thing you know bots will be writing the scripts!

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    liuyun145 Wed, 28/07/2010 - 02:44
  • well he's a paedo for a start..

    elbow Tue, 27/07/2010 - 16:27
  • I had a feeling Salt would be crap. That Peaches should be right however is just wrong. Both women are diseased with the Mememe Virus so fuck 'em both.

    PS: How 'special' does Eli Roth look? Has Peaches got a geldolf that's lined with warm velvet or something? Shouldn't he left her by now? If he's with her any longer, people are going to suspect there's something wrong with HIM.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 27/07/2010 - 15:14
  • I sadly have to agree with Droopy on this, Salt is shit.

    Go see Inception or Toy Story 3 for a better experience.

    whereswaldo Tue, 27/07/2010 - 15:06
  • I sadly have to agree with Droopy on this, Salt is shit.

    Go see Inception or Toy Story 3 for a better experience.

    whereswaldo Tue, 27/07/2010 - 15:06
  • I had a feeling Salt would be crap. That Peaches should be right however is just wrong. Both women are diseased with the Mememe Virus so fuck 'em both.

    PS: How 'special' does Eli Roth look? Has Peaches got a geldolf that's lined with warm velvet or something? Shouldn't he left her by now? If he's with her any longer, people are going to suspect there's something wrong with HIM.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 27/07/2010 - 15:14
  • well he's a paedo for a start..

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    liuyun145 Wed, 28/07/2010 - 02:44
  • fuck off bots! another monkey wrote big budget next thing you know bots will be writing the scripts!

    dancingworm Wed, 28/07/2010 - 03:08
  • hang the fuk on a second.
    Would anyone take the words of this fucking pig as anything other than expelled air?
    if anyone is, you can get help.
    on the flip side, she could get Jonny ross's film 2011 job for next year, yes this is all good. hang on tho, does daddy have any sway at the BBC?

    TheNode

    TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:27
  • you should see the twitter reaction at the comment by a poor dude saying " I think I'll give Eli Roth's new film a really bad review, just to make Peaches Geldof unhappy. Yeah, I'm sort of a 'folk hero' like that.". He was just joking but Eli Roth immediately tweeted him to defend that fucking skunk of a girlfriend he has. I mean: seriously. why can't he just admit she's an idiot but a good fuck?

    captaingossiper Thu, 29/07/2010 - 11:20

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