Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth leaving cinema after seeing Salt
Salt in their wound
Tue, 27/07/2010 - 14:53 by Harry BowSelf-proclaimed writer-turned-self-proclaimed film-critic Peaches Geldof has just been on an outing to see Angelina Jolie's new movie Salt at the cinema. Let's see what she has to say...
We've all been champing at the bit for Peaches Geldof's next film review following her critical analysis of Christopher Nolan's Inception. Here it is via her Twitter:
"Saw Salt tonight. It was painful. I know movies are supposed to be fantasy but this was just unbelievable, badly scripted crap."
Poor Angelina Jolie... Forget the $43 million the film made during its opening weekend in the US, she must be shitting it that the studio will blame her for this terrible review.
Obviously Peaches will do much better when she becomes a self-proclaimed film-maker (please, NO).
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you should see the twitter reaction at the comment by a poor dude saying " I think I'll give Eli Roth's new film a really bad review, just to make Peaches Geldof unhappy. Yeah, I'm sort of a 'folk hero' like that.". He was just joking but Eli Roth immediately tweeted him to defend that fucking skunk of a girlfriend he has. I mean: seriously. why can't he just admit she's an idiot but a good fuck?
hang the fuk on a second.
Would anyone take the words of this fucking pig as anything other than expelled air?
if anyone is, you can get help.
on the flip side, she could get Jonny ross's film 2011 job for next year, yes this is all good. hang on tho, does daddy have any sway at the BBC?
TheNode
fuck off bots! another monkey wrote big budget next thing you know bots will be writing the scripts!
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well he's a paedo for a start..
I had a feeling Salt would be crap. That Peaches should be right however is just wrong. Both women are diseased with the Mememe Virus so fuck 'em both.
PS: How 'special' does Eli Roth look? Has Peaches got a geldolf that's lined with warm velvet or something? Shouldn't he left her by now? If he's with her any longer, people are going to suspect there's something wrong with HIM.
I sadly have to agree with Droopy on this, Salt is shit.
Go see Inception or Toy Story 3 for a better experience.
I sadly have to agree with Droopy on this, Salt is shit.
Go see Inception or Toy Story 3 for a better experience.
I had a feeling Salt would be crap. That Peaches should be right however is just wrong. Both women are diseased with the Mememe Virus so fuck 'em both.
PS: How 'special' does Eli Roth look? Has Peaches got a geldolf that's lined with warm velvet or something? Shouldn't he left her by now? If he's with her any longer, people are going to suspect there's something wrong with HIM.
well he's a paedo for a start..
OU MUST NOT MISS IT!!
Recommend good website
http://www.clothes6.us
Thanks to share with you.
I bought two double. Very good.Thanks to share with you.
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a leading worldwide wholesaler company (or u can say organization). We supply more than 100 thousand high-quality merchandise and famous brand name products all at wholesale prices. Start your wholesale sourcing here today and experience first class service and fast shipping.
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fuck off bots! another monkey wrote big budget next thing you know bots will be writing the scripts!
hang the fuk on a second.
Would anyone take the words of this fucking pig as anything other than expelled air?
if anyone is, you can get help.
on the flip side, she could get Jonny ross's film 2011 job for next year, yes this is all good. hang on tho, does daddy have any sway at the BBC?
TheNode
you should see the twitter reaction at the comment by a poor dude saying " I think I'll give Eli Roth's new film a really bad review, just to make Peaches Geldof unhappy. Yeah, I'm sort of a 'folk hero' like that.". He was just joking but Eli Roth immediately tweeted him to defend that fucking skunk of a girlfriend he has. I mean: seriously. why can't he just admit she's an idiot but a good fuck?