Peachy - not so - keen
Sun, 02/05/2010 - 08:26 by Harry Bow

She might have scored herself a film director boyfriend, but the American Dream doesn't really seem to be working out for out for Peaches Geldof, does it? 

It's truly big of her friend to step out with such shocking hair just to help Peaches look better, isn't it? Nice that the Brit is surrounded by such decent people over in the States.

Right now she's sort of looking more like Droopy Dog dressed-up as Harry Redknapp dressed-up as Mike Myers dressed-up as Wayne. 

No Eli Roth in sight... Guess he must be working. WORK, eh, Peaches? Ha ha ha..

  • elbow Tue, 04/05/2010 - 12:09
  • and you've seen a look that is suited to her?

    slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 10:42
  • A right fucking pig and make no mistake

    koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 01:56
  • What an embarassment she has turned out to be. Nothing but gravy browning on her legs, a beanbag of a wig and zero mates. How hired were those two losers shuffling along with her? One of 'em looks like the gorilla out of the Cadbury's ad and the other is a lump of porridge poured into a skirt.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 03/05/2010 - 23:15
  • Why the fuck is this twat-faced moron wearing a fucking Confederate flag on her t-shirt? Shows how thick she is- why not just go the whole hog and wear a t-shirt emblazoned with I ♥ Slavery?

    huxylady Mon, 03/05/2010 - 17:04
  • I'm just glad Paula Yates didn't live to see how truly mongo'd her daughters' faces are.

    tescopop Mon, 03/05/2010 - 13:19
  • Looks like a smacked-up John Culshaw doing his Ozzy impression. I'm not a nasty man, but I do really hope she dies soon, preferably in a very horrible way.

    dandyboy Mon, 03/05/2010 - 03:05
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe this look is not suited to her she is trying to look like Melrose Place instead comes across as needing a shower more like it!

    dancingworm Sun, 02/05/2010 - 23:39
  • "This look, is, like, so rustic redneck chic, yah?"
    Overprivilaged little twatrag. The closest she should be allowed to fashion is manning the changing rooms in Top Shop.

    retrovertigo Sun, 02/05/2010 - 20:50
  • Yeah, Eli could be working, or he could be at home scrubbing himself from head to toe with bleach and sandpaper.

    Lo Sun, 02/05/2010 - 13:05
  • smack head cunt

    The Cheddar Sun, 02/05/2010 - 12:49
  • smack head cunt

    The Cheddar Sun, 02/05/2010 - 12:49
  • Yeah, Eli could be working, or he could be at home scrubbing himself from head to toe with bleach and sandpaper.

    Lo Sun, 02/05/2010 - 13:05
  • "This look, is, like, so rustic redneck chic, yah?"
    Overprivilaged little twatrag. The closest she should be allowed to fashion is manning the changing rooms in Top Shop.

    retrovertigo Sun, 02/05/2010 - 20:50
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe this look is not suited to her she is trying to look like Melrose Place instead comes across as needing a shower more like it!

    dancingworm Sun, 02/05/2010 - 23:39
  • Looks like a smacked-up John Culshaw doing his Ozzy impression. I'm not a nasty man, but I do really hope she dies soon, preferably in a very horrible way.

    dandyboy Mon, 03/05/2010 - 03:05
  • I'm just glad Paula Yates didn't live to see how truly mongo'd her daughters' faces are.

    tescopop Mon, 03/05/2010 - 13:19
  • Why the fuck is this twat-faced moron wearing a fucking Confederate flag on her t-shirt? Shows how thick she is- why not just go the whole hog and wear a t-shirt emblazoned with I ♥ Slavery?

    huxylady Mon, 03/05/2010 - 17:04
  • What an embarassment she has turned out to be. Nothing but gravy browning on her legs, a beanbag of a wig and zero mates. How hired were those two losers shuffling along with her? One of 'em looks like the gorilla out of the Cadbury's ad and the other is a lump of porridge poured into a skirt.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 03/05/2010 - 23:15
  • A right fucking pig and make no mistake

    koshmar Tue, 04/05/2010 - 01:56
  • and you've seen a look that is suited to her?

    slug Tue, 04/05/2010 - 10:42
  • elbow Tue, 04/05/2010 - 12:09

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