Abba tribute at Hyde Park
lay all your lame on me
Mon, 14/09/2009 - 16:43 by MetrosexualJumping Jehosaphat - did the world really need another Abba tribute?! There are Abba tributes every four bloody months! So it's a mystery why that old man (Benny? Bjorn? Frida?) looks so surprised to see Kylie "I love the gays" Minogue wheeling out her knackered old "showgirl" barrow again.
The grinning midget sung Super Trouper. Whoo-hoo.
Other saps trying to revive their careers / earn a crust included human blimp Chaka Khan, pompous pensioner Elaine Paige, Jason Donovan, The Feeling, Marti Pellow, and VV Brown. Yes, VV Brown! All the stars! Wow-effing-wheee.
These chumps should take a leaf out of kooky Agnetha's book i.e. move in with their stalkers (if they have any, we doubt VV's besieged by fans...) and retire from public life. Seeya!
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Another overrated shite - a cold, unfeeling, needy cunt with a ruthless drive for earning capacity, no wonder the barren old bitch can't keep a bloke. The ultimate in style over substance
Fucking hell. It's like the end of Return of the Jedi when all the ewoks are singing.
Kylie looks like she's been bukkaked then polished until she comes up looking like a glazed doughnut
Look, until you can give me Lemmy doing 'Mama Mia' then stop with all this Abba stuff.
Kylie looks like she's been bukkaked then polished until she comes up looking like a glazed doughnut
Look, until you can give me Lemmy doing 'Mama Mia' then stop with all this Abba stuff.
Fucking hell. It's like the end of Return of the Jedi when all the ewoks are singing.
Another overrated shite - a cold, unfeeling, needy cunt with a ruthless drive for earning capacity, no wonder the barren old bitch can't keep a bloke. The ultimate in style over substance