The People's Choice Awards kicked off 2010's awards season last night in Hollywood and the big winner was inevitably the teen vampire film Twilight (90 minutes of brooding wonky eyed bloke in thinly veiled puberty metaphors) which walked away with three - "Best On Screen Team (they judges obviously never saw Amateur Angels 13) "Favourite Movie" and "Favourite Franchise" (Wrong - correct answer is of course Nandos).

Vampires pretty much ruled everything else too - Bug eyed emo wet dream Taylor Lautner won "Favourite Breakout Movie Actor", Vampire Diaries won "Favourite New TV Drama" and True Blood quite rightly winning "Favourite Obsession". But please - enough vampire stuff now. I'd rather watch Kay Burley porn and that's saying something.

Other winners:

Sandra Bullock - Favourite movie actress (?)

The Proposal - Favourite Comedy

Johnny Depp - Favourite Movie Actor, Favourite Movie Actor of the Decade

Miley Cyrus - Favourite Breakout Movie Actress

Hugh Jackman - Favourite Action Star

Jim Carey - Favourite Comedic Star

Inglourious Basterds - Favourite Independent Movie

Up - Favourite Family Movie

The Big Bang Theory - Favourite TV Drama, Favourite TV Comedy (How does that work?)

Hugh Laurie - Favourite TV Drama Actor

Katherine Heigl - TV Drama Actress

Steve Carell - Favourite TV Comedy Actor

Alyson Hannigan - Favourite TV Comedy Actress

Supernatural - Favourite Sci-Fi/Fantasy TV Show

American Idol - Favourite Competition Show

Dog Whisperer - Favourite Animal Show (no, really)

Ellen DeGeneres Show - Favourite Talk Show

Glee - Favourite New TV Comedy

Taylor Swift - Favourite Female Artist

Keith Urban - Favourite Male Artist

Lady Gaga - Favourite Pop Artist, Favourite Breakout Music Artist

Carrie Underwood - Favourite Country Artist

Mariah Carey - Favourite R&B Artist

Eminem - Favourite Hip-Hop Artist

Paramore - Favourite Rock Band

Run This Town - Favourite Music Collaboration

Finally, the most important one of all - Ashton Kutcher won Favourite Web Celebrity. Utterly, utterly ridiculous.

It's no BAFTAs is it...