Perez Hilton looks like a total tit
House Of Wax
Fri, 10/12/2010 - 13:31 by HM writerApropos of nothing, but how much does Perez Hilton look like a giant penis? Because he's 'mates' with Lady Gaga, he was allowed to unveil one of her eight worldwide waxworks in Hollywood last night, and wore a giant babygrow* to celebrate being a massive cock. Which just looks utterly perverse, even on One Direction (especially on One Direction)...
Thank heavens for small mercies and that he wasn't wearing what Lady Gaga's waxwork was.
*If only Michelle Heaton had it on though...
HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now now Greta! I think it's the Hollywood Hills diet also known as crystal meth (he was a mate of LiLo's after all). As for AIDS, some chance. No self respecting homo would unzip and poke anywhere near that fizzog. He's one giant babygrow into paying for his pleasures and whores always make sure to triple bag. That and the safe distance of porn. See, it's useful after all, stops people like Perez from exchanging body fluids with anything other than a kleenex.
Wow - last time I saw Perez he was Fatboy Fat with a side of lard and chips...
What is he doing? The AIDS diet? I must know!
so punchable.
This ugly young man looks like a paedo's dream, especially stood next to Gaga who's covered in...spunk I take it?
This ugly young man looks like a paedo's dream, especially stood next to Gaga who's covered in...spunk I take it?
so punchable.
Wow - last time I saw Perez he was Fatboy Fat with a side of lard and chips...
What is he doing? The AIDS diet? I must know!
Now now Greta! I think it's the Hollywood Hills diet also known as crystal meth (he was a mate of LiLo's after all). As for AIDS, some chance. No self respecting homo would unzip and poke anywhere near that fizzog. He's one giant babygrow into paying for his pleasures and whores always make sure to triple bag. That and the safe distance of porn. See, it's useful after all, stops people like Perez from exchanging body fluids with anything other than a kleenex.