Lose your lunch Monday!
Mon, 16/11/2009 - 14:56 by HM writer

Pete Burns looked as though he was having trouble gripping onto that Marlboro light with his mouth and that the suction from his lips may have caused him to inhale it in one...

And we may be wrong but it looks as though he may have had some more 'work' done...

Pete seems to be back with his husband Michael Simpson despite his arrest after their violent bust-up earlier this year and Pete claiming that Michael had purposely leaked their sex tape (*loses lunch again*). Pete had also insinuated that Michael had been unfaithful throughout their civil partnership and added that "Michael’s flavour was definately ‘unsafe’". He's also recovered from the recent removal of eight kidney stones  after his announcement back in March when he was hospitalised:

"I'm critically ill and under 24 hours observation and will be in hospital for quite a long time. I'm in a very serious condition on 24 hours intravenous morphine for the pai."

But he looked much better (ish) yesterday afternoon. And with that, here's one of our favourite pictures of Pete, possibly of all time *dry heaves*...

  • Oh, bless him. Why didn't he stop the surgery when he got to this point - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS7J-o0W3Vs - or at least restrict himself to the occasional respray to maintain it? He looked great then, whereas now looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

    jaffa Fri, 27/11/2009 - 08:19
  • I'd hate him marginally less if he wasn't a talentless screeching scouse cunt. But not much less.

    aaaargh Tue, 17/11/2009 - 09:43
  • Actually do you know who he looks like? Octomom.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/11/2009 - 23:48
  • Hold on. Is he wearing one of them Avid Merrion masks because that cannot be his face. Oh my God, he's monstrous.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/11/2009 - 23:46
  • Katie Price in 5 years

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 17:54
  • Cher 10 years ago

    moon park Mon, 16/11/2009 - 17:45
  • Amy Winehouse now

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 17:11
  • Anjeline Jolie in 20 years

    HeyYou Mon, 16/11/2009 - 16:19
  • Why would HM censor your comment??!! the Baboon made me chuckle - proper!

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:53
  • Oh dear God what happened to its face? And what is it famous for anyway, apart from looking like an overinflated baboon that fell asleep in front of an electric fire?

    P.S HM if you delete this as you surely will I'll just keep posting it so you may as well fucking leave it.

    aaaargh Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:32
  • Oh dear God what happened to its face? And what is it famous for anyway, apart from looking like an overinflated baboon that fell asleep in front of an electric fire?

    P.S HM if you delete this as you surely will I'll just keep posting it so you may as well fucking leave it.

    aaaargh Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:32
  • Why would HM censor your comment??!! the Baboon made me chuckle - proper!

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:53
  • Anjeline Jolie in 20 years

    HeyYou Mon, 16/11/2009 - 16:19
  • Amy Winehouse now

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 17:11
  • Cher 10 years ago

    moon park Mon, 16/11/2009 - 17:45
  • Katie Price in 5 years

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 17:54
  • Hold on. Is he wearing one of them Avid Merrion masks because that cannot be his face. Oh my God, he's monstrous.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/11/2009 - 23:46
  • Actually do you know who he looks like? Octomom.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 16/11/2009 - 23:48
  • I'd hate him marginally less if he wasn't a talentless screeching scouse cunt. But not much less.

    aaaargh Tue, 17/11/2009 - 09:43
  • Oh, bless him. Why didn't he stop the surgery when he got to this point - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS7J-o0W3Vs - or at least restrict himself to the occasional respray to maintain it? He looked great then, whereas now looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

    jaffa Fri, 27/11/2009 - 08:19

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