Is it 2007 all over again?
Mon, 07/12/2009 - 18:16 by Mr. HM

Pete Doherty has been arrested in Berlin for attacking a car with a pint glass. Is anyone still arguing the case for this guy?

German newspapers report that our favourite stumpy-toothed crack puddle was out celebrating the end of his German tour in the Trinkteufel (translates as Drink Devil) just before 7am when it all started going tits up.

“The three of them had just come from Wiener Straße. There they’d been tossed out of a bar,” Trinkteufel barkeeper “Banana” told the paper. “I almost threw Pete out too. He was drinking shots and constantly asking about cocaine.”

It was at this point that Pete threw a pint glass through the window of a Ford Fiesta.

OK first of all - 7am? Second, a barman called Banana? Thirdly, actually there is no third - that's enough. Drinking shots and asking a barman called Banana for coke at 7am in the morning pretty much sums up what we've had to put from this ballsack for the past 6 or so years.

Could I just borrow that key please Herr Prison Officer? Thanks.

*melts key into the shape of Kate Moss and glues above Pete Doherty's cell bed*

That should do it.

nb. The pics are from a while ago, but I like the outfit. Looks like how the Sherlock Holmes movie would be if Robert Downey Jr had carried on taking drugs.

  • Doherty has got to have some gen on someone somewhere to have stayed out of HMP for so long. Sounds like another Barrymore-esque escape act. The only probability in all of this is that the fucking little cunt will get AIDS off a dirty needle or just simply OD. Either way, I hope the little shit goes in lots of pain...

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:02
  • Meanwhile, back in Germany, the Hun will now show some balls and incarcerate this serial cretin like the British justice system has singularly failed to do, despite having every opportunity. They're like that out there. More vicious then the Isle of Man. Also Doherty does not have pictures of the German Director of Public Prosecution noshing off a donkey, so he can't use the trick he's been using to get off scot free in England (or 'Albion' as the silly cunt calls it) all these years.

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 09:51
  • Whoops, well spotted!

    Mr. HM Tue, 08/12/2009 - 08:59
  • I just clicked that and before the video came up I gt an advert for Halo three with the tagline "Prepare to drop."

    Repugnant Tue, 08/12/2009 - 07:42
  • Doherty needs executing but I have to say, if you are at a drug dealer's flat with the horrible little cunt, your life has already gone very wrong.

    aaaargh Tue, 08/12/2009 - 01:05
  • threw the window???!?!?

    jools Mon, 07/12/2009 - 23:13
  • It reminds me of those soldiers at Deepcut who managed to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the head. Twice. It doesn't add up and I would imagine that, as at Deepcut, there are people who were at the Doherty party who ever since that night have been giving each other uneasy sidelong glances.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 07/12/2009 - 23:09
  • Please look at the following CCTV footage of the last moments of Mark Blanco's life three years ago - at the flat of Paul Roundhill, a drug dealer and Doherty's 'literary agent', where Doherty and a small circle of his friends were gathered. It shows the (unconscious) body of Mark falling from a first floor balcony, and Doherty, together with his friend Kate Pavier and 'minder' Johnny Jeannevol running from the scene, leaving a dying man, on their way to another party. Jeannevol later walked into a police station in the east end, and confessed to killing mark that night, a confession he later retracted saying he was on drugs. This was never followed up by police.

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/79350/VIDEO-EXCLUSIVE-Rock-star-Pete-Doherty-flees-scene-of-mystery-death- There are plenty of other stories in the press about the case. No one has ever been interviewed as a suspect and the case appears to have been covered up by the Met.

    Mark's mother and sister have paid to have a private investigation mounted. This is a hugely expensive undertaking and the family would never have mounted such a costly investigation were they not convinced that Mark had been unlawfully killed that night. The independent findings suggest that Mark was unconscious when he was pushed over the railings. Independent research shows he did not jump from the balcony, suggesting instead that he was punched unconscious and was then pushed over the balcony. None of the people present, nor Doherty himself has ever been interviewed as a suspect by police about what happened that night. It is incredible that he seems to be above the law in some way.

    For the full story visit http://www.justiceformark.com/ and make up your own mind. HIs mother and sister gave a press conference recently at which new details were revealed. You can google any of these details for yourself.

    meesch Mon, 07/12/2009 - 21:07
  • Please look at the following CCTV footage of the last moments of Mark Blanco's life three years ago - at the flat of Paul Roundhill, a drug dealer and Doherty's 'literary agent', where Doherty and a small circle of his friends were gathered. It shows the (unconscious) body of Mark falling from a first floor balcony, and Doherty, together with his friend Kate Pavier and 'minder' Johnny Jeannevol running from the scene, leaving a dying man, on their way to another party. Jeannevol later walked into a police station in the east end, and confessed to killing mark that night, a confession he later retracted saying he was on drugs. This was never followed up by police.

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/79350/VIDEO-EXCLUSIVE-Rock-star-Pete-Doherty-flees-scene-of-mystery-death- There are plenty of other stories in the press about the case. No one has ever been interviewed as a suspect and the case appears to have been covered up by the Met.

    Mark's mother and sister have paid to have a private investigation mounted. This is a hugely expensive undertaking and the family would never have mounted such a costly investigation were they not convinced that Mark had been unlawfully killed that night. The independent findings suggest that Mark was unconscious when he was pushed over the railings. Independent research shows he did not jump from the balcony, suggesting instead that he was punched unconscious and was then pushed over the balcony. None of the people present, nor Doherty himself has ever been interviewed as a suspect by police about what happened that night. It is incredible that he seems to be above the law in some way.

    For the full story visit http://www.justiceformark.com/ and make up your own mind. HIs mother and sister gave a press conference recently at which new details were revealed. You can google any of these details for yourself.

    meesch Mon, 07/12/2009 - 21:07
  • It reminds me of those soldiers at Deepcut who managed to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the head. Twice. It doesn't add up and I would imagine that, as at Deepcut, there are people who were at the Doherty party who ever since that night have been giving each other uneasy sidelong glances.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 07/12/2009 - 23:09
  • threw the window???!?!?

    jools Mon, 07/12/2009 - 23:13
  • Doherty needs executing but I have to say, if you are at a drug dealer's flat with the horrible little cunt, your life has already gone very wrong.

    aaaargh Tue, 08/12/2009 - 01:05
  • I just clicked that and before the video came up I gt an advert for Halo three with the tagline "Prepare to drop."

    Repugnant Tue, 08/12/2009 - 07:42
  • Whoops, well spotted!

    Mr. HM Tue, 08/12/2009 - 08:59
  • Meanwhile, back in Germany, the Hun will now show some balls and incarcerate this serial cretin like the British justice system has singularly failed to do, despite having every opportunity. They're like that out there. More vicious then the Isle of Man. Also Doherty does not have pictures of the German Director of Public Prosecution noshing off a donkey, so he can't use the trick he's been using to get off scot free in England (or 'Albion' as the silly cunt calls it) all these years.

    jiggerycock Tue, 08/12/2009 - 09:51
  • Doherty has got to have some gen on someone somewhere to have stayed out of HMP for so long. Sounds like another Barrymore-esque escape act. The only probability in all of this is that the fucking little cunt will get AIDS off a dirty needle or just simply OD. Either way, I hope the little shit goes in lots of pain...

    Blartmonster Tue, 08/12/2009 - 20:02

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