Pete Doherty in court for a change, faces drug charges for a change

7 Pete Doherty outside court Peter Wolfe arriving at court - he didn't bother last time advert Peter doherty and Peter Wolfe at court Pete having a fag Pete Doherty looking a right state Pete Doherty - wash those hands

Pete Doherty leaving court looking sombre

(A Big Kick) Up The Bracket

Wed, 02/02/2011 - 16:34 by HM writer

Pete Doherty turned up at court today to face his millionth drug charge with freshly coiffured hair, his suit immaculately pressed and cleaned, and his hands scrubbed and manicured...

Did he fuck. Look at the state of him! Mind you, he looks like top health personified next to Peter Wolfe.

Doherty, Wolfe and Alan Wass were in court today on drug charges as a part of an ongoing investigation into the death of filmmaker Robin Whitehead at a flat in Hackney last year.

Doherty pleaded not guilty during a preliminary hearing, while Wass, also charged with possession and Wolfe, facing two counts of cocaine possession and one count of supplying the drug, also denied the charges.

We just hope it won't interfere with the shooting of his new French film or the sale of his trinkets!

*weeps big salty tears*

Pete Doherty pictures, Pete Doherty

Comments

Heard last night that he's also being questioned about the Mark Blanco murder.....what a lovely chap he is.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/02/2011 - 10:57
That man needs shot with a ball of his own shite.
Zoeypoo Wed, 02/02/2011 - 22:40
It's reports like this that makes the concept of '3 strikes and you're out' look pretty good to me. Lock the fucker up with some horrible molester called Bubba or Norbert and throw away the key.
slug Wed, 02/02/2011 - 18:42
Search cats, doherty, moss on this site and you'll get the full picture.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/02/2011 - 18:14
And what's worse, is that Kate Moss used to let him shag her.
I know she's from Croydon and all, but seriously?
I mean you just wouldn't, would you, on any level?
Urgh.

And the last girlfriend he pushed out of a window (or was that some random bloke at a party?) - whatever, she died. No wonder there's not exactly a queue to the traffic lights.

Maybe cat lovin' is all he can get these days.
RSPCA anyone?

Pete, should you ever read HM, some top tips for ya: have a very long bath, see a dentist and wash your clothes.
REVOLTING!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:56
No, Stella..... NOOOOOO!
Fuck it. I'll have to go all Karen Silkwood on his arse then and hose him down with anti-radiation soap.
And take a yard brush to those fingernails (THOSE NAILS - AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH!)
Then someone will have to sit on him and yank his gob open so that those teef can be industrially descaled.
Kettle Klean or regular caustic soda? Whaddya reckon?
The clothes have come straight from the dustbin outside StMungo's so they can go right back in.
I can pop over to Amy Winehouse's and see if she's got any of Blaaaaaaaaake's old cast offs for him to wear.

Christ, someone sort it out!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:45
It really fucks me off that these scabby little bumholes don't get put in prison for DOING ACTUAL CRIMES, when if I did half the ACTUAL CRIMES they've done, I'd be locked up.
tescopop Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:44
What's the point of asking if they're guilty? Throw 'em inside anyway with a bunch of raping yardie men and that will teach them not to waste our time.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:35
Cats. He's got cats too. Big turn off. Your plan will not work.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:26
Dunno who Peter Wolfe is, looks like a big fan of the X-Men movies though. Knobhead.
mickeyrat Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:24
Well..... at least he's not a chubster anymore (that was truly DISGUSTING).
Can't he find a girlfriend who'll get him to wash on a daily basis?
It's not THAT difficult.
Although if you live in a squat with no leccie or hot water, and spend all your spare on crystal meth and crack, I can see the down side.

But if he gets sent down, at least they've got showers!
And with all the diseases he's probably got, I doubt any of the inmates will be getting him to play drop the soap anytime soon.
BLEURGH.
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:11
Ah, he'll end up in Ford. They need a new dealer in there after the riots over who got the White Lightning and who could have the special brew.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:03
The spear carrier on the right in pic 2. Is that a facking ammo belt he's got folded up on top of his makeup bag ffs?
gregmvf4 Wed, 02/02/2011 - 16:58

The spear carrier on the right in pic 2. Is that a facking ammo belt he's got folded up on top of his makeup bag ffs?
gregmvf4 Wed, 02/02/2011 - 16:58
Ah, he'll end up in Ford. They need a new dealer in there after the riots over who got the White Lightning and who could have the special brew.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:03
Well..... at least he's not a chubster anymore (that was truly DISGUSTING).
Can't he find a girlfriend who'll get him to wash on a daily basis?
It's not THAT difficult.
Although if you live in a squat with no leccie or hot water, and spend all your spare on crystal meth and crack, I can see the down side.

But if he gets sent down, at least they've got showers!
And with all the diseases he's probably got, I doubt any of the inmates will be getting him to play drop the soap anytime soon.
BLEURGH.
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:11
Dunno who Peter Wolfe is, looks like a big fan of the X-Men movies though. Knobhead.
mickeyrat Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:24
Cats. He's got cats too. Big turn off. Your plan will not work.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:26
What's the point of asking if they're guilty? Throw 'em inside anyway with a bunch of raping yardie men and that will teach them not to waste our time.
PuddyTwat Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:35
It really fucks me off that these scabby little bumholes don't get put in prison for DOING ACTUAL CRIMES, when if I did half the ACTUAL CRIMES they've done, I'd be locked up.
tescopop Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:44
No, Stella..... NOOOOOO!
Fuck it. I'll have to go all Karen Silkwood on his arse then and hose him down with anti-radiation soap.
And take a yard brush to those fingernails (THOSE NAILS - AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH!)
Then someone will have to sit on him and yank his gob open so that those teef can be industrially descaled.
Kettle Klean or regular caustic soda? Whaddya reckon?
The clothes have come straight from the dustbin outside StMungo's so they can go right back in.
I can pop over to Amy Winehouse's and see if she's got any of Blaaaaaaaaake's old cast offs for him to wear.

Christ, someone sort it out!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:45
And what's worse, is that Kate Moss used to let him shag her.
I know she's from Croydon and all, but seriously?
I mean you just wouldn't, would you, on any level?
Urgh.

And the last girlfriend he pushed out of a window (or was that some random bloke at a party?) - whatever, she died. No wonder there's not exactly a queue to the traffic lights.

Maybe cat lovin' is all he can get these days.
RSPCA anyone?

Pete, should you ever read HM, some top tips for ya: have a very long bath, see a dentist and wash your clothes.
REVOLTING!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 02/02/2011 - 17:56
Search cats, doherty, moss on this site and you'll get the full picture.
stella ah trois Wed, 02/02/2011 - 18:14
It's reports like this that makes the concept of '3 strikes and you're out' look pretty good to me. Lock the fucker up with some horrible molester called Bubba or Norbert and throw away the key.
slug Wed, 02/02/2011 - 18:42
That man needs shot with a ball of his own shite.
Zoeypoo Wed, 02/02/2011 - 22:40
Heard last night that he's also being questioned about the Mark Blanco murder.....what a lovely chap he is.
The Rev Jesse Custer Thu, 03/02/2011 - 10:57