And lest we forget: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-499568/Police-open-probe-balcony-death-actor-Pete-Doherty-party.html

(Excuse the use of Daily Mail article.)

If he's with a record label, surely they should be dropping him by now in the same way other people are, ie that idiot golfer and his sponsors. I think he should be punished by going on that celeb dancing thing on the bbc.

Spectacular waste of DNA structure

I challenge anyone to find a more punchable face than this cunts

Joseph and his technicolour- cunting dream coat didnt even get away with this much- wtf

His face is like a potato. He frightens me. He's a talking King Edward with an out of tune three string guitar and a strange little voice. He needs to get in a fight with Ronan Keating and lose. That would see to his cult fucking status.

Poet? Are the nation's youth absolutely fucking mad? What happened to Byron? He was a junkie pain in the arse but at least he could write.

Are you telling me that I can practically get arrested for burning a spliff in my own home yet this poached egg of a man drops heroin in court and waltzes off with a fine? Someone close to him knows someone in the system. It's a fucking joke.

Or a 'Cash Your Gold' advert.

But, you guys, I don't think anyone actually *does* look up to him any more. I mean, it started going downhill when he left the Libertines, and then Babyshambles were totally rubbish, and I think he's lost most of his fanbase. So, nobody really regards him as a genius any more, but Slug's probably right; the music press would bum on about "wasted talent" and "what a shame" and "blah blah blah" if he did snuff it. So I'm holding out hope for prison or Iceland.

Believe. The best thign that could happen would be for him to lose his music income somehow and then, being the dirty desperate smack head that he is, he'd be forced to "sell out" and end up endorsing a £5 chinese platter for Iceland. That way the fucking morons that look up to him would realise that he is in fact just a dirty little junkie shitrag and not some kind of spiritual poet leader.

The problem with that is that he will instantly become a martyr for the disaffected youth of today. Far be it for me to cast apersions on his musical talent (personally I think he's fucking useless and the noise reminds me of two LSD addicted monkeys I saw having violent sex in an oil drum, very strange, but don't ask), but if he drops dead whilst overloaded with heroin, various sections of the music press will elevate him to the pantheon of the 'tortured genius' who was tragically taken before his time. Me, I think his time was up years ago and a nice long spell in chokey getting roasted by a bunch of deeply twisted murderers and sadists would just about make up for the musical torture he's unleashed on everyone.

Is an accidental overdose too much to ask for?

Threaten the fucker with a bath and maybe that will scare him into changing his ways. Or make him drink some bleach preferably.

Filth ridden verminous cunt

Pete Doherty was today let off a stiff prison sentance when the lags in The Scrubs stormed the roof in protest. They argued they didn't want the tone of the place lowering

classic example of gloucester resident in pic 3, btw.

Ugh. Just...ugh.

will someone please, please take the law into their own hands and give this pasty turd the kicking he is so clearly crying out for.