fucked forever
Wed, 12/08/2009 - 09:29 by HM writer

Pete Doherty (is it just us or is he looking more like Paul Merton with age?) will face a crown court trial following his arrest for possession of drugs back in June...

The 30-year-old was stopped by police for suspicion of drink driving after an alleged car chase in Gloucester, where he had been performing earlier that day.

And when and his car was searched, a crack pipe and heroin were reportedly found.

Doherty admits possessing drugs but denies the charge of dangerous driving.

Couldn't we just bring back the stocks and pillories for some good old-fashioned flogging and rotten fruit throwing?

  • We have a variety of Addiction Treatments available today and lots of doctor specialists in this field. Why don't celebrities ask for help?

    doctorjekyl Fri, 04/03/2011 - 14:41
  • Such a waste. This guy has such an amazing talent but he's limiting himself with all these alcohol and drug problems. He should, honestly, get into one of the drug rehab programs available and get back on track.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 09/11/2010 - 12:30
  • I don't understand why do you still consider him somebody. He has been to a lot of drug rehab centers and every time he got out of there he started again to sell drugs. I think that the only rehab willing to help him and that can really make him the man he once was, is the California drug rehab center. If he goes there, the chances to cure are 100%.

    deburebu Tue, 11/05/2010 - 16:32
  • Can't we just execute the reesty bastard? And Stella, yes, he's enough to turn the most ardent Thatcherite into the most vehement Trotskyite...

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:17
  • No wonder the poor chaps so fucked up who wouldnt be after liveing for years in Kate Mosses fanny, drugs must have been one of his cleaner activities

    carbon cowboy Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:13
  • Sorry to be so comment-laden on this one - Is he getting style tips from Alistair Darling - only ginger versus white on black?

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:46
  • Gawd and I thought my neck/chin interface was of concern. At least I've got marginally less facial hair. When do men start worrying when their facial hair is so, well, bleak? Hormones anyone? And Jiggery, that would be 1,890,076 for all cunts who don't know when to stop and should be shot. From a tank turret. Forget the stocks. I turned Stalinist in 2008 after years of liberal resistance.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:42
  • he was at Eurostar in Lille last Sunday, no one asked for foto's or autographs.., so he put his stupid hat on to make it easier to recognise him..., still no reaction..., a fat junkie twat = a fat junkie twat..., does anyone remeber when "all the kids" thought he was the next "Bob Dylan"...

    Once he stopped fucking Kate Moss he ceased to be interesting...

    Only good junkie is a dead junkie....

    dogpas Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:38
  • He's one ugly fucker!!

    Ellectrika Wed, 12/08/2009 - 12:53
  • And often nailed the ears to the surrounding wooden frame.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 12/08/2009 - 10:30
  • Oh God, it's the news equivalent of Eschers 'Never Ending Staircase', with just his age updated. Is it him or Joey Barton that have had the most 'last chances' now, I've lost count?

    jiggerycock Wed, 12/08/2009 - 10:08
  • Often overlooked fact about the pillory is that the mob only threw fruit if they liked you.If they didn't it would be bottles,rocks,angry cats and anything else with the potential to blind/maim/kill.It wasn't the jolly merry england slap on the wrist depicted in the Ladybird history books (god bless 'em)
    So basically right behind you on this one HM

    tigerstail Wed, 12/08/2009 - 10:07
  • Often overlooked fact about the pillory is that the mob only threw fruit if they liked you.If they didn't it would be bottles,rocks,angry cats and anything else with the potential to blind/maim/kill.It wasn't the jolly merry england slap on the wrist depicted in the Ladybird history books (god bless 'em)
    So basically right behind you on this one HM

    tigerstail Wed, 12/08/2009 - 10:07
  • Oh God, it's the news equivalent of Eschers 'Never Ending Staircase', with just his age updated. Is it him or Joey Barton that have had the most 'last chances' now, I've lost count?

    jiggerycock Wed, 12/08/2009 - 10:08
  • And often nailed the ears to the surrounding wooden frame.

    Henry_McCarty Wed, 12/08/2009 - 10:30
  • He's one ugly fucker!!

    Ellectrika Wed, 12/08/2009 - 12:53
  • he was at Eurostar in Lille last Sunday, no one asked for foto's or autographs.., so he put his stupid hat on to make it easier to recognise him..., still no reaction..., a fat junkie twat = a fat junkie twat..., does anyone remeber when "all the kids" thought he was the next "Bob Dylan"...

    Once he stopped fucking Kate Moss he ceased to be interesting...

    Only good junkie is a dead junkie....

    dogpas Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:38
  • Gawd and I thought my neck/chin interface was of concern. At least I've got marginally less facial hair. When do men start worrying when their facial hair is so, well, bleak? Hormones anyone? And Jiggery, that would be 1,890,076 for all cunts who don't know when to stop and should be shot. From a tank turret. Forget the stocks. I turned Stalinist in 2008 after years of liberal resistance.

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 13:42
  • Sorry to be so comment-laden on this one - Is he getting style tips from Alistair Darling - only ginger versus white on black?

    stella ah trois Wed, 12/08/2009 - 15:46
  • No wonder the poor chaps so fucked up who wouldnt be after liveing for years in Kate Mosses fanny, drugs must have been one of his cleaner activities

    carbon cowboy Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:13
  • Can't we just execute the reesty bastard? And Stella, yes, he's enough to turn the most ardent Thatcherite into the most vehement Trotskyite...

    Blartmonster Wed, 12/08/2009 - 18:17
  • I don't understand why do you still consider him somebody. He has been to a lot of drug rehab centers and every time he got out of there he started again to sell drugs. I think that the only rehab willing to help him and that can really make him the man he once was, is the California drug rehab center. If he goes there, the chances to cure are 100%.

    deburebu Tue, 11/05/2010 - 16:32
  • Such a waste. This guy has such an amazing talent but he's limiting himself with all these alcohol and drug problems. He should, honestly, get into one of the drug rehab programs available and get back on track.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 09/11/2010 - 12:30
  • We have a variety of Addiction Treatments available today and lots of doctor specialists in this field. Why don't celebrities ask for help?

    doctorjekyl Fri, 04/03/2011 - 14:41

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