Eh ?

why dont you use your incredible btains sorry hammered braisnas ass and witand meeet me in primmers hill and we will take obvers sthe world.

I want you all there HM wont like it but some of you are brilliant writers. Sign up. Im paying for food at jjs for the shit ones. absinthe for the good and horn\y girls and Im buying dinner for jiggery at La collina and Im straight and abloke and my brother a top pro golfer. Not tiger. How do we get in touch.
naatch.
miss you bretagne

I'm all about the violent disobedience Stell's but none of this black-block "let's smash a few windows and set fire to starbucks" bollocks, I want some real society changing action.

Oh no! - just asked Blart to marry me via the Cowel story. Said you'd be a close second. Now I don't know. So confused. Love a bit of invective.

"She's yum" what ? No she's not, she's an ugly big nosed cunt who (even after surgery) still looks like an extra out of Corrie. The fact that she's got an alright body is testament to the fact that she's able to spend 3 hours a day in a gym....big fucking woop !

Fuck him. Check out the body on La Gaga. I don't care whether she's a bloke - she's yum

Cheers Stells, I actually found a link to a campaign and I have just written to my MP about it as well......been reading a bit too much Alan Moore lately and I now have dreams of making parliament explode and starting all over again.

MJ - think there was something on the boards about this a while back. Perhaps Mr HM can find it and post a link? Are you there, Mr HM? The Moles are revolting - first cries of revolution on the Cowel story. Now campaigns to put PD where he belongs... What have you started? Ho, ho, ho (seasonal cry, not insult).

Ssssshhhhh I have him in my sights *holds breath....squeezes trigger*

I really worry about you boys.

Just read up about this, how have this hateful piece of human filth and his sycophantic leeches been allowed to get away with this ? Is there a campaign to see the perpetrator brought to justice ?

I think Jerry Sadowitz summed it up best when he said

"the message that went out to the lowest rung of society is this: "If you want to be succesful, take crack cocaine and advocate it to youngsters as a means of publicity because you cannot actually write decent material. Then, whatever heinous crime you commit, claim that you cannot recall exactly what happened because you were "out of it". Finally, do your worst in an area where the local police are known to be bent, in the area of drug dealing.
Well done, England..another nail in your own coffin."

Get them standing next to each other, swap the Dragunov for a Barret 50 cal and bingo you got yourself a 2 for 1 package.

The Tefal Dunce. Shame on you for Mark Blanco.

I'm sure I've said this before but do you remember when the world went mad and it was PETER Doherty and his crap of Albion?

I flicked through the book in HMV with my mouth hung open. Absolute shite. I hope whoever published that has gone out of business.

OK, what exactly does this human turd need to do in order to be sent to prison?? Murder the Queen??! Christ almighty, I despair.

As much use as tits on a fish

Death to this talentless junkie shitstain.

There's something insidiously smug about this cunt - either daddy is a fucking high-powered twat with connections or he has something on someone somewhere. What the fuck is it going to take to put this cunt down, apart from a high-velocity Dragunov with a scope? Now there's an idea, and we'll take that piece of shit Whinehouse at the same time. Merry fucking Christmas, ho fucking ho!