Methinks you doth protest too much

Bet she turns out to be a geezer

I have a pal called Robin, and for many years he bemoaned the single life with a cheerful air and a sense of grace when reminded of his predicament.

Lovely guy, a bit loud and a bit posh to fit into most social circles, but always a smile and a phone call out of the blue to say hi, he is a thoughtful chap and indeed far more considered and civilised than most of the lowlife selfish cunts I call mates.

I couldn't bear to call him Robin. I called him "Rob".
I felt that calling him by his real name was tatamount to bullying.
And he did indeed wear Rupert scarves too. With ironic pride.

Fast forward three years and he's now shacked up with the loveliest and indeed naughtiest Czech lady one could ever hope to meet, living in a nice little place by the river, and they are talking about marriage.

It's not as if she even needs the visa.

I guess there's a moral to the story, involving soppy stories, sex, slavery and Slavic attitudes, but I guess I'll just wait and see how it all turns out.

I was just about to let rip into the skanky Doherty and now I want to humiliate "lovely Robin" instead.

And I bet he wears a fucking Rupert scarf as well, the fucking limpy twat

Ha, ha, ha, Robin. I wanna see him!

Forget old leper-face Peter Doherty. The debate surrounding 'lovely Robin' is much more interesting (laughs)
OMG. Upload a picture of him and we'll critique him Holy Moly style. Go on. I dare ya!

Now there's an idea Mr HM if you're looking to diversify. On-line dating. It's the future. And if you ever use this idea and don't credit me I will find you and wee in your face.

The best difference being if you removed his from the rest of his scabby body

Head and Shoulders would make SUCH a difference to this zombie.

Here-here HillBilly I used to be nice, result loads of girl "mates" and zero fucking pussy. I then decided to make a conscious effort to be a bit more of a cunt to women and not give a fuck about their "feelings" and lo and behold snatch-a-rama

That Pete is so debonair, and always spotless.

*scrubs hands with bleach*

Well apart from his name, my guess is he comes across as a bit needy and desperate and lacking in confidence and anyway he probably never asks any girls out which is pathetic. It's no good being 'lovely'. You tell him, girls like bastards and to stop being such a ponce.

Tesco, "Lovely Robin" is as gay a combination as one could imagine. You have outed him good and proper.

Am assuming that's vomit and not paint on his jeans. Why the hell would he have paint on his jeans? Vomit far more making sense to me.

Have to agree, Tesco. Robin is quite a tricky name to deal with. Does he call himself Rob? He should. People can then think he's called Robert which might help a tiny bit. Just a little bit mind.

I have to agree with yogi, Robin is way gay

because he is gay, obviously.

Maybe because their name is Robin. Go figure?

How does this stinky junkie fuck-up retard get a girlfriend, and my mate Robin who is lovely cannot? So unfair.

have any of these people got any sense of smell?