Pete Doherty at Koko
Stinking shambles
Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:11 by HM writerWe hope those fans doused Pete Doherty in Dettol antiseptic disinfectant liquid and force fed him Tic Tacs before they got that close after his perfomance with Babyshambles at Koko in Camden last night. Either he's been experimenting with crystal meth or injecting drugs into his face, or those are just a few nasty cold sore scabs on his face. We'd rather kiss Shane McGowan's steaming hot turd than ever get that close...
Doherty has had a 'whirlwind' few months; he apologised to fans after singing the Nazi anthem on stage in Germany, he went to court on suspicion of drink-driving and still got off despite thirteen wraps of heroin falling out of his pocket and he was set to be quizzed by police over the drug overdose of friend and film maker Robyn Whitehead.
It can't get much worse, unless this happens again. Permanently.
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Who can save a guy who has a plan to live a reckless life? Celebrities like Pete is supposed to be the youth icon. So they should be more careful in public. Otherwise their nasty acts will provoke many younger to destroy their valuable lives. Narconon
It would be better if we neither make head nor tail of this incident, it should be ignored and put it down to the poisoning. a forever recovery
The dancers are fine with being moved, this was the plan and has always been part of the performance.
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How you want him to OD while looking at kiddy porn just so he doesn't go down as a 'tortured genius' type. Mind you, I think a severe dose of ebola would be just as dandy...
becoming more and more like the baddie from Poltergeist 2 everyday
Has he got the plague cos he looks riddled with disease.
What does he bathe in? Stale piss. He should be quarantined.
He looks like he smells like a 5 year old cabbage soaked in piss and sweat!!
Pond life!!
13 wraps of crack? This is Pete Doherty we're talking about love. I think you'll find it was heroin. Don't you ever read the stories you copy and paste onto this site?
I wish he would fuck off and overdose soon.
Can't we just give him an acid bath?
3-(2,2-Dichloroethenyl)-2,2-dimethylcyclopropanecarboxylic acid cyano(3-phenoxyphenyl)-methyl ester might be more appropriate than soap at this stage in his lifecycle. Also known as sheep dip.
Never mind concealer, hasn't he heard of soap?
docherty. the order is: moss, docherty, lohan, price, brand
Who d'you think carries more diseases - Russell Brand or Pete Doherty?
and yet walked free.
I watched that film Perfume the other night.. (not a patch on the book).. but this reminds me of the ending..
she's got that pre-cry face you see in babies. i felt very much the same way with the gaga photo this morning
You're talking about a man who took 13 wraps of crack into a court and let them fall out of his pocket.
Looks like habitual crack use. Hasn't he heard of concealer?
Ha ha!!!!! God it's like she has just REALISED.
However, if only we had known he was going to get all up close and personal would have got MJ to go down there and knife him undercover of the adoring fanage. He'd have been up for it. But MJ's dead so he couldn't have anyway.
i suppose the pox is all part of the Dickensian look
Jesus, they're some pretty gnarly mouth-sores. I feel like crying and having a shower.
it's either spray tan...or jaundice.
never meet your heroes (pic 4)
never meet your heroes (pic 4)
it's either spray tan...or jaundice.
Jesus, they're some pretty gnarly mouth-sores. I feel like crying and having a shower.
i suppose the pox is all part of the Dickensian look
Ha ha!!!!! God it's like she has just REALISED.
However, if only we had known he was going to get all up close and personal would have got MJ to go down there and knife him undercover of the adoring fanage. He'd have been up for it. But MJ's dead so he couldn't have anyway.
Looks like habitual crack use. Hasn't he heard of concealer?
You're talking about a man who took 13 wraps of crack into a court and let them fall out of his pocket.
she's got that pre-cry face you see in babies. i felt very much the same way with the gaga photo this morning
I watched that film Perfume the other night.. (not a patch on the book).. but this reminds me of the ending..
and yet walked free.
Who d'you think carries more diseases - Russell Brand or Pete Doherty?
docherty. the order is: moss, docherty, lohan, price, brand
Never mind concealer, hasn't he heard of soap?
3-(2,2-Dichloroethenyl)-2,2-dimethylcyclopropanecarboxylic acid cyano(3-phenoxyphenyl)-methyl ester might be more appropriate than soap at this stage in his lifecycle. Also known as sheep dip.
Can't we just give him an acid bath?
I wish he would fuck off and overdose soon.
13 wraps of crack? This is Pete Doherty we're talking about love. I think you'll find it was heroin. Don't you ever read the stories you copy and paste onto this site?
He looks like he smells like a 5 year old cabbage soaked in piss and sweat!!
Pond life!!
Has he got the plague cos he looks riddled with disease.
What does he bathe in? Stale piss. He should be quarantined.
becoming more and more like the baddie from Poltergeist 2 everyday
How you want him to OD while looking at kiddy porn just so he doesn't go down as a 'tortured genius' type. Mind you, I think a severe dose of ebola would be just as dandy...
The dancers are fine with being moved, this was the plan and has always been part of the performance.
Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/brit-awards-2010-all-backstage-gossip43409#ixzz0wxGBGflY
The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
Bank of America Loan Modification
It would be better if we neither make head nor tail of this incident, it should be ignored and put it down to the poisoning. a forever recovery
Who can save a guy who has a plan to live a reckless life? Celebrities like Pete is supposed to be the youth icon. So they should be more careful in public. Otherwise their nasty acts will provoke many younger to destroy their valuable lives. Narconon