Pete Doherty at KokoPete Doherty at Koko

Stinking shambles
Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:11 by HM writer

We hope those fans doused Pete Doherty in Dettol antiseptic disinfectant liquid and force fed him Tic Tacs before they got that close after his perfomance with Babyshambles at Koko in Camden last night. Either he's been experimenting with crystal meth or injecting drugs into his face, or those are just a few nasty cold sore scabs on his face. We'd rather kiss Shane McGowan's steaming hot turd than ever get that close...

Doherty has had a 'whirlwind' few months; he apologised to fans after singing the Nazi anthem on stage in Germany, he went to court on suspicion of drink-driving and still got off despite thirteen wraps of heroin falling out of his pocket and he was set to be quizzed by police over the drug overdose of friend and film maker Robyn Whitehead.

It can't get much worse, unless this happens again. Permanently.

  • Who can save a guy who has a plan to live a reckless life? Celebrities like Pete is supposed to be the youth icon. So they should be more careful in public. Otherwise their nasty acts will provoke many younger to destroy their valuable lives. Narconon

    imwilliam Wed, 20/10/2010 - 06:03
  • It would be better if we neither make head nor tail of this incident, it should be ignored and put it down to the poisoning. a forever recovery

    imwilliam Fri, 01/10/2010 - 11:27
  • The dancers are fine with being moved, this was the plan and has always been part of the performance.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/brit-awards-2010-all-backstage-gossip43409#ixzz0wxGBGflY
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    worldfire021 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:10
  • How you want him to OD while looking at kiddy porn just so he doesn't go down as a 'tortured genius' type. Mind you, I think a severe dose of ebola would be just as dandy...

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 17:45
  • becoming more and more like the baddie from Poltergeist 2 everyday

    George of Asda Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:56
  • Has he got the plague cos he looks riddled with disease.
    What does he bathe in? Stale piss. He should be quarantined.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:07
  • He looks like he smells like a 5 year old cabbage soaked in piss and sweat!!

    Pond life!!

    Ellectrika Fri, 19/02/2010 - 09:16
  • 13 wraps of crack? This is Pete Doherty we're talking about love. I think you'll find it was heroin. Don't you ever read the stories you copy and paste onto this site?

    merylhighground Fri, 19/02/2010 - 00:25
  • I wish he would fuck off and overdose soon.

    gecko2 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:09
  • Can't we just give him an acid bath?

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:00
  • 3-(2,2-Dichloroethenyl)-2,2-dimethylcyclopropanecarboxylic acid cyano(3-phenoxyphenyl)-methyl ester might be more appropriate than soap at this stage in his lifecycle. Also known as sheep dip.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:52
  • Never mind concealer, hasn't he heard of soap?

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:26
  • docherty. the order is: moss, docherty, lohan, price, brand

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:16
  • Who d'you think carries more diseases - Russell Brand or Pete Doherty?

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:01
  • and yet walked free.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:52
  • I watched that film Perfume the other night.. (not a patch on the book).. but this reminds me of the ending..

    stustustudio Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:52
  • she's got that pre-cry face you see in babies. i felt very much the same way with the gaga photo this morning

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:46
  • You're talking about a man who took 13 wraps of crack into a court and let them fall out of his pocket.

    Mr. HM Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:42
  • Looks like habitual crack use. Hasn't he heard of concealer?

    Torygraph reader Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:36
  • Ha ha!!!!! God it's like she has just REALISED.

    However, if only we had known he was going to get all up close and personal would have got MJ to go down there and knife him undercover of the adoring fanage. He'd have been up for it. But MJ's dead so he couldn't have anyway.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:33
  • i suppose the pox is all part of the Dickensian look

    fisterella Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:23
  • Jesus, they're some pretty gnarly mouth-sores. I feel like crying and having a shower.

    tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:42
  • it's either spray tan...or jaundice.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:42
  • never meet your heroes (pic 4)

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:36
  • never meet your heroes (pic 4)

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:36
  • it's either spray tan...or jaundice.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:42
  • Jesus, they're some pretty gnarly mouth-sores. I feel like crying and having a shower.

    tescopop Thu, 18/02/2010 - 11:42
  • i suppose the pox is all part of the Dickensian look

    fisterella Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:23
  • Ha ha!!!!! God it's like she has just REALISED.

    However, if only we had known he was going to get all up close and personal would have got MJ to go down there and knife him undercover of the adoring fanage. He'd have been up for it. But MJ's dead so he couldn't have anyway.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:33
  • Looks like habitual crack use. Hasn't he heard of concealer?

    Torygraph reader Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:36
  • You're talking about a man who took 13 wraps of crack into a court and let them fall out of his pocket.

    Mr. HM Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:42
  • she's got that pre-cry face you see in babies. i felt very much the same way with the gaga photo this morning

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:46
  • I watched that film Perfume the other night.. (not a patch on the book).. but this reminds me of the ending..

    stustustudio Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:52
  • and yet walked free.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 18/02/2010 - 12:52
  • Who d'you think carries more diseases - Russell Brand or Pete Doherty?

    slug Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:01
  • docherty. the order is: moss, docherty, lohan, price, brand

    switch Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:16
  • Never mind concealer, hasn't he heard of soap?

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:26
  • 3-(2,2-Dichloroethenyl)-2,2-dimethylcyclopropanecarboxylic acid cyano(3-phenoxyphenyl)-methyl ester might be more appropriate than soap at this stage in his lifecycle. Also known as sheep dip.

    stella ah trois Thu, 18/02/2010 - 13:52
  • Can't we just give him an acid bath?

    dandyboy Thu, 18/02/2010 - 14:00
  • I wish he would fuck off and overdose soon.

    gecko2 Thu, 18/02/2010 - 17:09
  • 13 wraps of crack? This is Pete Doherty we're talking about love. I think you'll find it was heroin. Don't you ever read the stories you copy and paste onto this site?

    merylhighground Fri, 19/02/2010 - 00:25
  • He looks like he smells like a 5 year old cabbage soaked in piss and sweat!!

    Pond life!!

    Ellectrika Fri, 19/02/2010 - 09:16
  • Has he got the plague cos he looks riddled with disease.
    What does he bathe in? Stale piss. He should be quarantined.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 19/02/2010 - 12:07
  • becoming more and more like the baddie from Poltergeist 2 everyday

    George of Asda Fri, 19/02/2010 - 16:56
  • How you want him to OD while looking at kiddy porn just so he doesn't go down as a 'tortured genius' type. Mind you, I think a severe dose of ebola would be just as dandy...

    koshmar Fri, 19/02/2010 - 17:45
  • The dancers are fine with being moved, this was the plan and has always been part of the performance.

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/brit-awards-2010-all-backstage-gossip43409#ixzz0wxGBGflY
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Bank of America Loan Modification

    worldfire021 Wed, 18/08/2010 - 11:10
  • It would be better if we neither make head nor tail of this incident, it should be ignored and put it down to the poisoning. a forever recovery

    imwilliam Fri, 01/10/2010 - 11:27
  • Who can save a guy who has a plan to live a reckless life? Celebrities like Pete is supposed to be the youth icon. So they should be more careful in public. Otherwise their nasty acts will provoke many younger to destroy their valuable lives. Narconon

    imwilliam Wed, 20/10/2010 - 06:03

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