Auf Wiedersehen, Twat
Tue, 01/12/2009 - 09:53 by HM writer

Get out your advent calendars! No, not just to count down the days till Christmas, but to cross out the 20 remaining until Paul Merton Pete Doherty stands trial for various driving charges, possession of drugs and continually wearing that trilby hat. And now the singer is in even more legal trouble and face possible prosecution for singing the Nazi anthem on stage in Germany last night...

Yes the singer, who had to cancel his tour earlier this year because he thought he was a taxi driver taking passengers to Elephant and Castle after his heart stopped due to er, 'poisining', was performing in Munich last night when he began warbling 'Deutschland, Deutschland über alles'. Which was used as the national anthem under the Third Reich. Oops.

Doherty, who was a surprise guest at the music festival, was also being broadcast live on Bavarian radio but was swiftly cut as soon as he began singing. And the opening verse of the anthem has not been sung since the Second World War because of its association with the Nazis. The first set of lyrics translates as, “Germany, Germany above anything/Above everything in the world”.

But Pete immediately apologised for his mistake, unaware of the controversy or offence it would cause. (Nazis? Controversy? Offence??) This is the second time that Doherty has found himself in trouble for Nazi-themed songs. A track from The Libertines self-titled album features a song called ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’, which was a slogan used above the entrances of the Nazi concentration camps.

Anyway, never mind all that run for your lives! The man has mistletoe...

  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:06
  • Your mission was a success then, I felt truly frissioned !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 10:06
  • They don't really. Just thought I'd make you feel a frisson of worry there.

    stella ah trois Wed, 02/12/2009 - 09:32
  • I'd have to echo this sentiment.

    Him and that other dense drugfucked fuckwit Amy Shitehouse turning up toes up in a bin in Camden would make my Chrimbo, so it would.

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 01:47
  • I just wish he'd fucking OD

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 21:47
  • I just wish he'd tie his fucking shoelaces.

    ColonelDebugger Tue, 01/12/2009 - 20:16
  • Do they ? if so please explain (remember small words & big pictures) I don't get it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:23
  • They have a point though...

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:14
  • Second most surrealist comment of the day.

    For number 1 see corner entry titled "Hairy Arseholes"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:43
  • Has someone spiked my orange juice?

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:37
  • No-one complains about "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" Oh that's right Saint fucking Humph and the 60's bumboys cant put a foot wrong with their carefully scripted spontaneity.
    Jack Dee is vast improvement only half the dead wood left to cull.

    tigerstail Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:23
  • Aye probably both needed some cheap building work done !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:20
  • Isn't the naughty step good enough? As in really high leg marching. Or was that the Russians? Shit. Same old, same old though. So no matter. Both wanted Poland.

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:17
  • Thats a bit precious from Gerry. They came up with the whole fucking Nazi idea anyway.

    Someone call supernanny and make them lie in bed.. Cunts

    scatattack Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:10
  • You just made the list.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 12:37
  • too late.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 01/12/2009 - 12:07
  • Is the guy on the right of picture five doing some kind of retro 30s/40s Germanic greeting? It's the only explanation for his arm's elevation. He can't possibly be ... reaching towards.... the skanky twat?

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 12:03
  • Well, they have 'showers' in prison. We can but hope.

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:26
  • Woah, woah, WOAH ! Let's not say things we can't take back eh....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:22
  • Give him another 6 months and the transformation will be complete

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:21
  • It wasn't any nazi Germany connotations that was the problem (they go nuts for Joy Division and New Order) it was probably the fact he is such a disgusting looking little cretin. And since when did a fat pasty faced junkie version of Sylvestor McCoy ever deserve anything. Except perhaps a gas chamber.

    HeyYou Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:49
  • can you please hurry up with the pics of peaches geldof in her under crackers.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:45
  • When oh when will people finally stop pretending that this fucktard has any talent and just admit that he has always been, and will always be, a worthless, talentless junkie shitstain who needs to fuck off and preferably also die very quickly.

    aaaargh Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:43
  • Oh he was probably just being rougeish or witty or ironic or post-modern or something.

    He needs to be more concerned about what's happened to his fizzog. His face his morphing into his neck. Did he tick the 'chin - optional' box?

    jiggerycock Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:33
  • Oh he was probably just being rougeish or witty or ironic or post-modern or something.

    He needs to be more concerned about what's happened to his fizzog. His face his morphing into his neck. Did he tick the 'chin - optional' box?

    jiggerycock Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:33
  • When oh when will people finally stop pretending that this fucktard has any talent and just admit that he has always been, and will always be, a worthless, talentless junkie shitstain who needs to fuck off and preferably also die very quickly.

    aaaargh Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:43
  • can you please hurry up with the pics of peaches geldof in her under crackers.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:45
  • It wasn't any nazi Germany connotations that was the problem (they go nuts for Joy Division and New Order) it was probably the fact he is such a disgusting looking little cretin. And since when did a fat pasty faced junkie version of Sylvestor McCoy ever deserve anything. Except perhaps a gas chamber.

    HeyYou Tue, 01/12/2009 - 10:49
  • Give him another 6 months and the transformation will be complete

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:21
  • Woah, woah, WOAH ! Let's not say things we can't take back eh....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:22
  • Well, they have 'showers' in prison. We can but hope.

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 11:26
  • Is the guy on the right of picture five doing some kind of retro 30s/40s Germanic greeting? It's the only explanation for his arm's elevation. He can't possibly be ... reaching towards.... the skanky twat?

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 12:03
  • too late.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 01/12/2009 - 12:07
  • You just made the list.....

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 12:37
  • Thats a bit precious from Gerry. They came up with the whole fucking Nazi idea anyway.

    Someone call supernanny and make them lie in bed.. Cunts

    scatattack Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:10
  • Isn't the naughty step good enough? As in really high leg marching. Or was that the Russians? Shit. Same old, same old though. So no matter. Both wanted Poland.

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:17
  • Aye probably both needed some cheap building work done !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:20
  • No-one complains about "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" Oh that's right Saint fucking Humph and the 60's bumboys cant put a foot wrong with their carefully scripted spontaneity.
    Jack Dee is vast improvement only half the dead wood left to cull.

    tigerstail Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:23
  • Has someone spiked my orange juice?

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:37
  • Second most surrealist comment of the day.

    For number 1 see corner entry titled "Hairy Arseholes"

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 13:43
  • They have a point though...

    stella ah trois Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:14
  • Do they ? if so please explain (remember small words & big pictures) I don't get it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Tue, 01/12/2009 - 14:23
  • I just wish he'd tie his fucking shoelaces.

    ColonelDebugger Tue, 01/12/2009 - 20:16
  • I just wish he'd fucking OD

    Blartmonster Tue, 01/12/2009 - 21:47
  • I'd have to echo this sentiment.

    Him and that other dense drugfucked fuckwit Amy Shitehouse turning up toes up in a bin in Camden would make my Chrimbo, so it would.

    pandakiller Wed, 02/12/2009 - 01:47
  • They don't really. Just thought I'd make you feel a frisson of worry there.

    stella ah trois Wed, 02/12/2009 - 09:32
  • Your mission was a success then, I felt truly frissioned !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Wed, 02/12/2009 - 10:06
  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/sinitta-greeted-tanya-macintosh-outside-x-factor-studios36805#ixzz0wffKN3ml
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:06

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