Can't find me now
Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:24 by HM writer

Paul Merton Pete Doherty is set to stand trial in December for dangerous driving after a gig in Gloucester back in June, it was announced in court today...

Pete turned up at Gloucester Crown court today to plead not guilty to driving his mercedes dangerously after a concert at the city's Guildhall on June 11. He did, however, admit to drug possession and driving without a licence and insurance.

Judge William Hart, who described the alleged offence as on the "bottom end of the [dangerous] scale", bailed the songwriter to return to court for trial on December 21.

The other offence of drink driving is expected to be dealt with following the trial. The case is expected to last up to three days...

Does this mean Pete could be behind bars at Christmas?? *Sobs*

  • I had a truly epic chest infection a while ago, which caused me to cough up large amounts of putrid green stuff. It looked pretty disgusting, staring back at me from the sink, and I've just figured out why; dig a bit of grimey hair out of the plughole and place it atop said green gunk, and you have a flattering portrait of Pete Docherty. Rendered in phlegm.

    retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:03
  • Set his sat nav for Beachy Head I will put the petrol in

    carbon cowboy Thu, 01/10/2009 - 20:12
  • I wish he could have done a Bolan with his fucking Merc around a very large, imposing tree somewhere in Gloucester. The sweaty talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:43
  • Can you imagine this little cunt driving around pissed. Like a slack-jawed Toady in Wind in the Willows. Gormless wanker.

    TheDukers Thu, 01/10/2009 - 17:34
  • He'll never do time, I swear he's got something on the Judiciary.

    Probably threatened to do some sort of Johnny Cash 'Live from Folsom Prison' CD and our wigged friends are the only defence we've got against this art-rock assault.

    jiggerycock Thu, 01/10/2009 - 15:18
  • Please put this sweaty fat cunt in chokey, that would be the best Christmas gift ever.

    Also, wtf is "ecpected?"

    BustySinclair Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:34
  • Please put this sweaty fat cunt in chokey, that would be the best Christmas gift ever.

    Also, wtf is "ecpected?"

    BustySinclair Thu, 01/10/2009 - 14:34
  • He'll never do time, I swear he's got something on the Judiciary.

    Probably threatened to do some sort of Johnny Cash 'Live from Folsom Prison' CD and our wigged friends are the only defence we've got against this art-rock assault.

    jiggerycock Thu, 01/10/2009 - 15:18
  • Can you imagine this little cunt driving around pissed. Like a slack-jawed Toady in Wind in the Willows. Gormless wanker.

    TheDukers Thu, 01/10/2009 - 17:34
  • I wish he could have done a Bolan with his fucking Merc around a very large, imposing tree somewhere in Gloucester. The sweaty talentless cunt

    Blartmonster Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:43
  • Set his sat nav for Beachy Head I will put the petrol in

    carbon cowboy Thu, 01/10/2009 - 20:12
  • I had a truly epic chest infection a while ago, which caused me to cough up large amounts of putrid green stuff. It looked pretty disgusting, staring back at me from the sink, and I've just figured out why; dig a bit of grimey hair out of the plughole and place it atop said green gunk, and you have a flattering portrait of Pete Docherty. Rendered in phlegm.

    retrovertigo Fri, 02/10/2009 - 15:03

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