Can't stand him now
Sat, 09/04/2011 - 13:40 by

Pete Doherty's always been a bit of a rebel, but no one could have predicted his latest unruly act. Forget the countless drug charges, forget the violent attacks on the paparazzi... they are mere mishaps in comparison to his latest offence. The singer was caught yesterday wearing a wig stolen from his barrister, who looked on in dismay at his wild actions outside the Crown Court.

Doesn't he just look like a massive prick?

 

The answer is yes. Because he is a massive prick.

 

Quelle surprise, Pete was at London's Snaresbrook Crown Court yesterday on charge for cocaine possession, to which he pleaded guilty. He's probably on his way to jail - for the third time - but doesn't really seem to give a shit about that, larking about outside the court and stealing his barrister's wig so he could take a hilarious photo of himself on his phone.

 

The junkie will be sentenced by the Judge David Radford on the 20th of May, who described Doherty's criminal record as "unattractive". Quite like his greying, heroin-ridden, cigarette-clad face.

  • My God! How I'd love to attach his toe nails to corned beef tin keys and roll them back, the furry-tonged reprobate.

    Koko Sun, 10/04/2011 - 21:30
  • i can only imagine how bad this mans breath is.

    The Cheddar Sun, 10/04/2011 - 15:24
  • God, I hope that barrister didn't need his wig later that day. Spect he had to go and burn it.

    stella ah trois Sat, 09/04/2011 - 19:17
  • I raise you a treble cock-end and a wank stain.Seriously though,someone batter this spunk bubble with a spade pleeeeeease.I will pay.Anything.Honest.

    bluegenebaby Sat, 09/04/2011 - 17:07
  • cunt squared

    merkin Sat, 09/04/2011 - 16:23
  • cunt squared

    merkin Sat, 09/04/2011 - 16:23
  • I raise you a treble cock-end and a wank stain.Seriously though,someone batter this spunk bubble with a spade pleeeeeease.I will pay.Anything.Honest.

    bluegenebaby Sat, 09/04/2011 - 17:07
  • God, I hope that barrister didn't need his wig later that day. Spect he had to go and burn it.

    stella ah trois Sat, 09/04/2011 - 19:17
  • i can only imagine how bad this mans breath is.

    The Cheddar Sun, 10/04/2011 - 15:24
  • My God! How I'd love to attach his toe nails to corned beef tin keys and roll them back, the furry-tonged reprobate.

    Koko Sun, 10/04/2011 - 21:30

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