Pete Doherty needs to borrow one of Jamie Hince's little neckerchiefs pronto. And then get himself on NHS Direct. Although he's probably quite happy with his little Dickensian cultivation of infected love-bites, cholera, pox and syphilis (warning: do NOT look up the latter on Wikipedia for any reason (such as fact checking) if the above has already got your stomach feeling uneasy) - it's all part of the character, innit.
The good news is that his manager was locked up yesterday after a hit-and-run incident (Andy Boyd; the Artless Dodger to Pete's Fagin), so at least next time the shambles gets arrested (tomorrow?) there will be absolutely no one left to bail him out - his girlfriend's not exactly got the supermodel cheques coming in, has she?
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COMMENTS (24)
Jesus, what an absolute scum bag! I feel like I should start a campaign to get all of those poor animals he keeps taken from him, cats are very clean you know!
Join the dots / pustules and you get a Pentagram.
He's in League with Satan - how does he get off all these charges otherwise?
I'm just loving the image of Pete Doherty, reckless M.O.R "star", standing casually in Argos reading their catalogue. genius.
He's looking at some Epson projectors, FYI. The brand will be delighted.
In the world of PR, what's the opposite to 'leverage'? Sinkerage? Skankerage in this case. Epsom stocks down 4%.
The three of them look scruffy and unwashed- I would gladly part with a couple of pounds to give them all a cut and clean shave, including the bird.
Peter gets Impetigo sometimes, nice how you missed that out on your cute little list of infections... Besides, he's only nipping to argos, not stamping on fairies and kittens, give the guy a break!
NO but the ghost of his crimes past and the fact that he seems to never get punished for them mean that unless he dies (again) he will not get a break from people wanting him to (again). Impetigo my arse. He's a fucking drug addicted cunt.
I'm guessing you're one of those people who think he is some sort of 'tortured genius' rather than 'rancid, drug-addled parasite, criminal and oxygen thief'
He's a scumbag piece of shit junkie fuck who I hope is gradually rotting away like the dirty fucking leper that he is.
Do not forget what him and his fucking filth entourage did to Marc Blanco.
The sooner this greasy shit stain is wiped from the toilet bowl of life the better !
Does that neck come with free garlic bread?
He's probably going to look up cat litter trays after so that his poor cats don't have to keep shitting on his bed-I got my litter trays at this exact branch of Argos with it being my local branch and all. What a shame-had I been in there yesterday, I could have advised him on best buys-my tip would be always always buy the covered version-very hygienic. I could have also suggested some antiseptic pet wipes that he could have swished over his 'problem areas'.....ouch, that neck does look sore.
Impetigo is just bacteria getting into broken skin - if that's what it is - it can be prevented by looking after yourself - so it wasn't that nasty of HolyMoly not to bring it up.
Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy Returns.
He's been wearing those same jeans in every pic of him for MONTHS.
They are actually ruby encrusted faux scabs worn in tribute to the late Alexander McQueen.
If his neck looks like that, what on earth must his dick look like? As Mr T might say: "Ah piddy the tool!"
I can only speculate.....
Hardly surprising when you see the state of his hands and fingernails. Would you let him stick those mitts into your fair crimson parts ladies? Kate Moss's vadge must look like a Vesta paella
No and it is beholden on all us ladies to help our men with their daily routines. Hygiene is all important. Put a sharp pointy thing down there to get daily grime out and give a good scrub with a hard nylon brush. And then for the nails.
Shootin up in the jugular causes abscesses like that. Ouch!
Silencio, no one gets impetigo like that unless there is something else going on.
I know a heroin addict with the same rather unattractive problem. And it's not just physical, the drug will have taken over Pete Doherty's brain and turned him into the lying, manipulative, calculating, self-deluding, parasite he is.
YUK HE HAS AIDS!
I hope he gets septicaemia of the blood, get the cunt out of the human race....
.... then it's off for Price and Reid....