Peter - The Neck Chapter
Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:08 by Harry Bow

We trust you've finished your lunch...

Pete Doherty needs to borrow one of Jamie Hince's little neckerchiefs pronto. And then get himself on NHS Direct. Although he's probably quite happy with his little Dickensian cultivation of infected love-bites, cholera, pox and syphilis (warning: do NOT look up the latter on Wikipedia for any reason (such as fact checking) if the above has already got your stomach feeling uneasy) - it's all part of the character, innit. 

The good news is that his manager was locked up yesterday after a hit-and-run incident (Andy Boyd; the Artless Dodger to Pete's Fagin), so at least next time the shambles gets arrested (tomorrow?) there will be absolutely no one left to bail him out - his girlfriend's not exactly got the supermodel cheques coming in, has she?

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    dressale Mon, 17/01/2011 - 07:26
  • Jim of Los Angeles Plumbing .I like the services that amazingly surprised me that this kind of work should be done in the proper way and also thanks for the information you shared!

    Hemings03 Mon, 13/12/2010 - 04:17
  • Thank u so much sincerely for sharing your wonderful experiences with all of us.i am gonna come back again looking for some updates. meteo londres

    Hemings03 Mon, 13/12/2010 - 04:15
  • Wow he really needs to be locked away in an addict rehab, its the only thing that might cure him. I'm surprised he has any fans left with skin like that.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 21/09/2010 - 20:33
  • That's how one looks like after being long enough of drugs. Poor Pete, he made the choice himself and now he's a mess, he would fit a lot better at Narconon instead of being on the stage. The guy needs help.

    ronny Mon, 20/09/2010 - 13:36
  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-and-liam-howlett-struggle-breath-comedy-jog36923#ixzz0wfiX8SHk
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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:11
  • I hope he gets septicaemia of the blood, get the cunt out of the human race....

    .... then it's off for Price and Reid....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:56
  • YUK HE HAS AIDS!

    dancingworm Sat, 27/02/2010 - 07:03
  • Silencio, no one gets impetigo like that unless there is something else going on.

    I know a heroin addict with the same rather unattractive problem. And it's not just physical, the drug will have taken over Pete Doherty's brain and turned him into the lying, manipulative, calculating, self-deluding, parasite he is.

    RubyTuesday Fri, 26/02/2010 - 19:44
  • Shootin up in the jugular causes abscesses like that. Ouch!

    nepenthe Fri, 26/02/2010 - 17:24
  • No and it is beholden on all us ladies to help our men with their daily routines. Hygiene is all important. Put a sharp pointy thing down there to get daily grime out and give a good scrub with a hard nylon brush. And then for the nails.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:18
  • I can only speculate.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:53
  • Hardly surprising when you see the state of his hands and fingernails. Would you let him stick those mitts into your fair crimson parts ladies? Kate Moss's vadge must look like a Vesta paella

    merylhighground Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:30
  • If his neck looks like that, what on earth must his dick look like? As Mr T might say: "Ah piddy the tool!"

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:28
  • In the world of PR, what's the opposite to 'leverage'? Sinkerage? Skankerage in this case. Epsom stocks down 4%.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 10:16
  • He's a scumbag piece of shit junkie fuck who I hope is gradually rotting away like the dirty fucking leper that he is.

    Do not forget what him and his fucking filth entourage did to Marc Blanco.

    The sooner this greasy shit stain is wiped from the toilet bowl of life the better !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:46
  • They are actually ruby encrusted faux scabs worn in tribute to the late Alexander McQueen.

    shitthebed Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:23
  • I'm guessing you're one of those people who think he is some sort of 'tortured genius' rather than 'rancid, drug-addled parasite, criminal and oxygen thief'

    slug Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:01
  • He's been wearing those same jeans in every pic of him for MONTHS.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 07:44
  • NO but the ghost of his crimes past and the fact that he seems to never get punished for them mean that unless he dies (again) he will not get a break from people wanting him to (again). Impetigo my arse. He's a fucking drug addicted cunt.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 07:41
  • Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy Returns.

    clarabow1703 Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:25
  • Impetigo is just bacteria getting into broken skin - if that's what it is - it can be prevented by looking after yourself - so it wasn't that nasty of HolyMoly not to bring it up.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:49
  • He's probably going to look up cat litter trays after so that his poor cats don't have to keep shitting on his bed-I got my litter trays at this exact branch of Argos with it being my local branch and all. What a shame-had I been in there yesterday, I could have advised him on best buys-my tip would be always always buy the covered version-very hygienic. I could have also suggested some antiseptic pet wipes that he could have swished over his 'problem areas'.....ouch, that neck does look sore.

    kittyk Thu, 25/02/2010 - 17:16
  • Does that neck come with free garlic bread?

    merylhighground Thu, 25/02/2010 - 17:01
  • Peter gets Impetigo sometimes, nice how you missed that out on your cute little list of infections... Besides, he's only nipping to argos, not stamping on fairies and kittens, give the guy a break!

    silencio Thu, 25/02/2010 - 16:55
  • He's looking at some Epson projectors, FYI. The brand will be delighted.

    Harry Bow Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:51
  • The three of them look scruffy and unwashed- I would gladly part with a couple of pounds to give them all a cut and clean shave, including the bird.

    kermits Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:47
  • I'm just loving the image of Pete Doherty, reckless M.O.R "star", standing casually in Argos reading their catalogue. genius.

    jockey Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:36
  • Join the dots / pustules and you get a Pentagram.

    He's in League with Satan - how does he get off all these charges otherwise?

    jiggerycock Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:27
  • Jesus, what an absolute scum bag! I feel like I should start a campaign to get all of those poor animals he keeps taken from him, cats are very clean you know!

    Yumma Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:20
  • Jesus, what an absolute scum bag! I feel like I should start a campaign to get all of those poor animals he keeps taken from him, cats are very clean you know!

    Yumma Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:20
  • Join the dots / pustules and you get a Pentagram.

    He's in League with Satan - how does he get off all these charges otherwise?

    jiggerycock Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:27
  • I'm just loving the image of Pete Doherty, reckless M.O.R "star", standing casually in Argos reading their catalogue. genius.

    jockey Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:36
  • The three of them look scruffy and unwashed- I would gladly part with a couple of pounds to give them all a cut and clean shave, including the bird.

    kermits Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:47
  • He's looking at some Epson projectors, FYI. The brand will be delighted.

    Harry Bow Thu, 25/02/2010 - 15:51
  • Peter gets Impetigo sometimes, nice how you missed that out on your cute little list of infections... Besides, he's only nipping to argos, not stamping on fairies and kittens, give the guy a break!

    silencio Thu, 25/02/2010 - 16:55
  • Does that neck come with free garlic bread?

    merylhighground Thu, 25/02/2010 - 17:01
  • He's probably going to look up cat litter trays after so that his poor cats don't have to keep shitting on his bed-I got my litter trays at this exact branch of Argos with it being my local branch and all. What a shame-had I been in there yesterday, I could have advised him on best buys-my tip would be always always buy the covered version-very hygienic. I could have also suggested some antiseptic pet wipes that he could have swished over his 'problem areas'.....ouch, that neck does look sore.

    kittyk Thu, 25/02/2010 - 17:16
  • Impetigo is just bacteria getting into broken skin - if that's what it is - it can be prevented by looking after yourself - so it wasn't that nasty of HolyMoly not to bring it up.

    DeccaQuinne Thu, 25/02/2010 - 18:49
  • Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy Returns.

    clarabow1703 Thu, 25/02/2010 - 22:25
  • NO but the ghost of his crimes past and the fact that he seems to never get punished for them mean that unless he dies (again) he will not get a break from people wanting him to (again). Impetigo my arse. He's a fucking drug addicted cunt.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 07:41
  • He's been wearing those same jeans in every pic of him for MONTHS.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 07:44
  • I'm guessing you're one of those people who think he is some sort of 'tortured genius' rather than 'rancid, drug-addled parasite, criminal and oxygen thief'

    slug Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:01
  • They are actually ruby encrusted faux scabs worn in tribute to the late Alexander McQueen.

    shitthebed Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:23
  • He's a scumbag piece of shit junkie fuck who I hope is gradually rotting away like the dirty fucking leper that he is.

    Do not forget what him and his fucking filth entourage did to Marc Blanco.

    The sooner this greasy shit stain is wiped from the toilet bowl of life the better !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 09:46
  • In the world of PR, what's the opposite to 'leverage'? Sinkerage? Skankerage in this case. Epsom stocks down 4%.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 10:16
  • If his neck looks like that, what on earth must his dick look like? As Mr T might say: "Ah piddy the tool!"

    PuddyTwat Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:28
  • Hardly surprising when you see the state of his hands and fingernails. Would you let him stick those mitts into your fair crimson parts ladies? Kate Moss's vadge must look like a Vesta paella

    merylhighground Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:30
  • I can only speculate.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 26/02/2010 - 11:53
  • No and it is beholden on all us ladies to help our men with their daily routines. Hygiene is all important. Put a sharp pointy thing down there to get daily grime out and give a good scrub with a hard nylon brush. And then for the nails.

    stella ah trois Fri, 26/02/2010 - 15:18
  • Shootin up in the jugular causes abscesses like that. Ouch!

    nepenthe Fri, 26/02/2010 - 17:24
  • Silencio, no one gets impetigo like that unless there is something else going on.

    I know a heroin addict with the same rather unattractive problem. And it's not just physical, the drug will have taken over Pete Doherty's brain and turned him into the lying, manipulative, calculating, self-deluding, parasite he is.

    RubyTuesday Fri, 26/02/2010 - 19:44
  • YUK HE HAS AIDS!

    dancingworm Sat, 27/02/2010 - 07:03
  • I hope he gets septicaemia of the blood, get the cunt out of the human race....

    .... then it's off for Price and Reid....

    koshmar Tue, 02/03/2010 - 16:56
  • Pair of hasbeens. Move over and let the kids in, you ugly pair of talentless bastards

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/liam-gallagher-and-liam-howlett-struggle-breath-comedy-jog36923#ixzz0wfiX8SHk
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    new york web design

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:11
  • That's how one looks like after being long enough of drugs. Poor Pete, he made the choice himself and now he's a mess, he would fit a lot better at Narconon instead of being on the stage. The guy needs help.

    ronny Mon, 20/09/2010 - 13:36
  • Wow he really needs to be locked away in an addict rehab, its the only thing that might cure him. I'm surprised he has any fans left with skin like that.

    AliceWonderland Tue, 21/09/2010 - 20:33
  • Thank u so much sincerely for sharing your wonderful experiences with all of us.i am gonna come back again looking for some updates. meteo londres

    Hemings03 Mon, 13/12/2010 - 04:15
  • Jim of Los Angeles Plumbing .I like the services that amazingly surprised me that this kind of work should be done in the proper way and also thanks for the information you shared!

    Hemings03 Mon, 13/12/2010 - 04:17
  • There is never shortage of occasions to wear a sexy cocktail dress. It is very popular and gets great popularity.Wedding Apparel Fashion New Style Wedding Dresses A-line Wedding Dresses Ball Gown Wedding Dresses Empire Wedding Dresses Princess Wedding Dresses Sheath Wedding Dresses Mermaid Wedding Dresses Trumpet Wedding Dresses Column Wedding Dresses Mermaid Wedding Dresses Trumpet Wedding Dresses Designer Wedding Dresses.Sexy cocktail dress is worn at every formal occasion or social events. It is essential for a woman to wear the right clothes at the right place.Plus Size Wedding Dresses Celebrity Wedding Dresses Maternity Wedding Dresses Little White Wedding Dresses Wedding Dresses UK Wedding Dresses with Color Wedding Dresses with Sleeves Free Shipping Wedding Dresses Bridesmaid Dresses Bridesmaids Dresses New Style Bridesmaid Dresses Plus Size Bridesmaid Dresses Color Bridesmaid Dresses Black Bridesmaid Dresses White Bridesmaid Dresses Fashion Bridesmaid Dresses Classic Bridesmaid Dresses Discount Bridesmaid Dresses.If you are interested, just search the internet and enter our on-line store. There are many styles of sexy cocktail dresses in different color and sizes.Junior Bridesmaid Dresses New Style Junior Bridesmaid Dresses Color Junior Bridesmaid Dresses Black Junior Bridesmaid Dresses White Junior Bridesmaid Dresses Discount Junior Bridesmaid Dresses Flower Girl Dresses New Style Flower Girl Dresses Color Flower Girl Dresses Black Flower Girl Dresses.

    dressale Mon, 17/01/2011 - 07:26

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