Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson will go to any length not to get noticed

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Lindsay Lohan and a monkey

Monkeying Around

Wed, 06/01/2010 - 11:23 by HM writer

God, what do you have to do to NOT get noticed around here (other than be in a really shit band called Fall Out Boy)? We know, how about the age-old trick of wearing a convincing disguise, so subtle and well conceived that the paparrazzi will never know that you popped out in New York that time to buy bog roll�

Or, what about just going into a joke shop and asking for a monkey in a cap and Lindsay Lohan's face on a mask?

We bet Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan are kicking themselves...

Pete Wentz pictures, Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz

Comments

Who the fuck are either of these Yank cunts anyway?
pandakiller Wed, 06/01/2010 - 20:40
He is quite rightly a cunt. Shit band, with publicity from his marriage to simpson. Fucking great when you consider all the unsigned and much more talented bands and musicians far worthier than this ubertwat
Blartmonster Wed, 06/01/2010 - 15:02
He looks like a dwarf Brand. Cunt!
dennisnilsen Wed, 06/01/2010 - 13:17

He looks like a dwarf Brand. Cunt!
dennisnilsen Wed, 06/01/2010 - 13:17
He is quite rightly a cunt. Shit band, with publicity from his marriage to simpson. Fucking great when you consider all the unsigned and much more talented bands and musicians far worthier than this ubertwat
Blartmonster Wed, 06/01/2010 - 15:02
Who the fuck are either of these Yank cunts anyway?
pandakiller Wed, 06/01/2010 - 20:40