Jordan's massive bender!
Mon, 22/06/2009 - 12:15 by HM writer
Jordan's eaten Katie Price again and is reportedly worried that her latest exploits in Ibizia may cost her custody of her three children, who are currently having a whale of a time in Cyprus with daddy Peter. Bu what on earth could have given her that idea? And if you wouldn't mind wearing underwear next time Jordan, cheers...

Peter was pictured in the sea with Junior and Princess Tiaamii while Jordan was caught stumbling out of a club in Ibiza after a party called Swankys, held for glamour models for an excuse to wear as little as possible. Though you wouldn't have thought it, from Jordan's one piece gold number...

Meanwhile the male 'hunk' she's been partying with, model Anthony Lowter, has talked about his relationship with her to say:

We're having a great time together. Jordan is a really nice girl and very sexy. We're being called boyfriend and girlfriend and it's a bit scary.

Hmm, maybe that could be because of his possible confirmed bachelor status. It's the eyebrows...(pic 10, left hand side).

  • Dwight York

    tescopop Mon, 22/06/2009 - 14:17
  • I wonder just how much cock was crammed into her that night?

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 14:15
  • Textbook midlife crisis and where's her *pig* of a mother?

    Go Pete!!

    dames Mon, 22/06/2009 - 14:02
  • A moments relaxation in pic 10 undoes a fortune in plastic surgery.

    tigerstail Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:58
  • Would also make a good advert for Specsavers too. Or abstaining from shagging Andy Cole.

    dandyboy Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:56
  • the massive one is a great advert for condoms though

    SotC1 Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:29
  • He's locked in the cupboard under the stairs Dicky when they're not professing undying love for him to the press - don't you know anything??

    erniemilko Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:27
  • Very diplomatic Dicky...

    themonkey Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:22
  • The picture on the left looks that son of Cher that wants to become a daughter (or is it the other way round?)

    dandyboy Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:06
  • Who's looking after the massive one then ?

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 12:55
  • Who's looking after the massive one then ?

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 12:55
  • The picture on the left looks that son of Cher that wants to become a daughter (or is it the other way round?)

    dandyboy Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:06
  • Very diplomatic Dicky...

    themonkey Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:22
  • He's locked in the cupboard under the stairs Dicky when they're not professing undying love for him to the press - don't you know anything??

    erniemilko Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:27
  • the massive one is a great advert for condoms though

    SotC1 Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:29
  • Would also make a good advert for Specsavers too. Or abstaining from shagging Andy Cole.

    dandyboy Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:56
  • A moments relaxation in pic 10 undoes a fortune in plastic surgery.

    tigerstail Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:58
  • Textbook midlife crisis and where's her *pig* of a mother?

    Go Pete!!

    dames Mon, 22/06/2009 - 14:02
  • I wonder just how much cock was crammed into her that night?

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 14:15
  • Dwight York

    tescopop Mon, 22/06/2009 - 14:17

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