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Sun, 15/11/2009 - 10:30 by Harry Bow

All z-listers not out in the Australian jungle spotted in London last night

S Club 7's Tina Barrett, Nick Cotton, Lady Victoria Hervey, Nick Knowles, Donal MacIntyre, Beverly Craven and Anneka Rice have probably had a tough old time over the last few weeks - too scared to leave their home in case they missed that all important call from I'm A Celeb producers. Aw well, they might have lost out this year, but at least they got to pretend they were still famous on the red carpet in London last night - alongside the one person who did get an offer, Peter Andre.

Chin up, at least you've still got panto season.

  • Picture 15- please tell me this is his daughter ?? there is something strangely disturbing about these two huggging so tight and errr....really pervy too!

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:43
  • Picture 7 is just like a fresh plate of vomit - yet she hasn't got a clue the daft cow....

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:38
  • Andre - what a self righteous can't believe his luck shit for brains.

    shitthebed Sun, 15/11/2009 - 23:37
  • Chegwin is the benchmark for desperation.Have some dignity and slip away quietly,the 70's are long gone.

    tigerstail Sun, 15/11/2009 - 15:18
  • Peter Andre's nostrils must be twitching at the 'Jungle' money he could get if he goes in again.

    Sweet Lord, please let that happen. And let it be worse than the Joss Stone video.

    In fact let it be so bad that it trumps that time when Keith Chegwin was naked on TV. Even now I can scarcely believe that happened!

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:48
  • Gail Platt and Martin Clunes aren't Z-list at all.

    32DD Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:02
  • Take away the Katie Price element and you have as just an annoying twat. As for "Lady" Victoria Hervey, I thought she'd fucked off to Dubai or something, FFS who goes around flashing aristo credentials these days, where does she think she is, the 18th century or something? She can have some 1917 Romanov-style treatment if she wants, the stupid cunt

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:04
  • Take away the Katie Price element and you have as just an annoying twat. As for "Lady" Victoria Hervey, I thought she'd fucked off to Dubai or something, FFS who goes around flashing aristo credentials these days, where does she think she is, the 18th century or something? She can have some 1917 Romanov-style treatment if she wants, the stupid cunt

    Blartmonster Sun, 15/11/2009 - 12:04
  • Gail Platt and Martin Clunes aren't Z-list at all.

    32DD Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:02
  • Peter Andre's nostrils must be twitching at the 'Jungle' money he could get if he goes in again.

    Sweet Lord, please let that happen. And let it be worse than the Joss Stone video.

    In fact let it be so bad that it trumps that time when Keith Chegwin was naked on TV. Even now I can scarcely believe that happened!

    PuddyTwat Sun, 15/11/2009 - 13:48
  • Chegwin is the benchmark for desperation.Have some dignity and slip away quietly,the 70's are long gone.

    tigerstail Sun, 15/11/2009 - 15:18
  • Andre - what a self righteous can't believe his luck shit for brains.

    shitthebed Sun, 15/11/2009 - 23:37
  • Picture 7 is just like a fresh plate of vomit - yet she hasn't got a clue the daft cow....

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:38
  • Picture 15- please tell me this is his daughter ?? there is something strangely disturbing about these two huggging so tight and errr....really pervy too!

    kermits Mon, 16/11/2009 - 13:43

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