Then that cow went and spoilt it by getting married and Peter unwittingly found himself on a press junket he thought was going to be about music but instead is all about his ex-wife's wedding and whether Alex Reid is going to break into his house at night and steal his children.

To be fair, Kay Burley is a fucking snide piece of work and would have shoved a knitting needle up his urethra to get a reaction, but Pete should be better prepared by his management (not to mention be used to this kind of shit) to cope with situations like this.

Grow a pair Peter, they're only trying out get a rise out of you - and it worked.