The clip has everything - a stumble, an attempt at pretending it was part of the plan all along, the site of a 36 year old man grinding his crotch into the face of a teenager - EVERYTHING.
TEAM ANDRE
*salutes flag*
WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Katie Price pays damages to former manager she accused of sleeping with Peter Andre
Katie Price to sell edible toddler make-up, daughter as cover girl
Peter Andre tour starts, begs an important question
Model claims she had fling with Peter Andre, despite vow of celibacy
Chantelle Houghton goes out to Funky Buddha, possibly releasing album
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (2)
Stupid antipodean mincer. His music is shit and his career belongs to a fake tanned whore. Must suck to be him...
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