Peter Andre forgets which CAN associates girl he is dating

8 Pete keeps it classy with a Kerry and Amy sandwich The look of love advert Kerry and her dance partner Daniel Whiston Elen Rives and Lizzie Cundy hold each other up Kerry sympathises with Pete's wind Nicola McClean lets her boobs do the talking advert Amy Childs and Harry Derbidge

Kerry Katona pretends not to notice as Pete cracks onto Amy Childs

Peter Andre looks lovingly at someone who isn't Elen Rives

Fri, 25/03/2011 - 12:51 by

Once a celebrity joins the CAN associates PR family, they are pretty much interchangeable. So it's easy to see why Peter Andre thought he was actually dating The Only Way in Essex lass Amy Childs, when really he's "smitten" with Frank Lampard's ex bird, Elen Rives.

The CAN car crash family: Kerry Katona, Peter Andre and Amy Childs joined other hungry celebs at the launch party of Danielle Brown's cake shop, The Shed.

Guests included glamour model Nicola McLean - who probably hasn't eaten cake since 1972 - and her footballer husband Tom Williams.

While Jordan wannabe Amy enjoyed the attention from Andre, Elen was also present, but wasn't wearing a dress that showed off what she had for lunch, so Pete kind of just looked at her and went: "meh".

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Comments

Nah, "Stop Eating" and "Get Bigger Silicon Sac Implants!".
ken tate Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:03
Ha ha ha ha fucking spot on Tesco my dear x
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 18:04
You're not wrong. And look at him playing pocket snooker. He WELL and fancies her. Not surprising really since her aim is to look like Jordan. If only he could look at Evil Ellen like that, we might be a bit more more convinced of their showmance.
PuddyTwat Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:31
And "stop taking holidays on the surface of the fucking SUN!"
tescopop Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:15
mingin on every level. probably thinks she looks sexy...

wish these girls would just go and get some therapy or self esteem. then again, we'd have nothing to snarf at
merkin Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:07
Oh and Nicola McLean is a prime example of what happens when you combine borderline annorexia with a pair of massive fake tits.....euuuurggh

"What's that you say ? eat a fucking sandwich ??"
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 14:44
Thought for a moment that Andre was at Madame Tussaud's.Whore Wood and Wax.
arthurport Fri, 25/03/2011 - 14:36
My God...pic 3....you're looking at the death knell of the human race.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 13:52
I've never yet seen a woman who could probably make Peter Andre look intelligent until now.
slug Fri, 25/03/2011 - 13:26

I've never yet seen a woman who could probably make Peter Andre look intelligent until now.
slug Fri, 25/03/2011 - 13:26
My God...pic 3....you're looking at the death knell of the human race.....
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 13:52
Thought for a moment that Andre was at Madame Tussaud's.Whore Wood and Wax.
arthurport Fri, 25/03/2011 - 14:36
Oh and Nicola McLean is a prime example of what happens when you combine borderline annorexia with a pair of massive fake tits.....euuuurggh

"What's that you say ? eat a fucking sandwich ??"
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 14:44
mingin on every level. probably thinks she looks sexy...

wish these girls would just go and get some therapy or self esteem. then again, we'd have nothing to snarf at
merkin Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:07
And "stop taking holidays on the surface of the fucking SUN!"
tescopop Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:15
You're not wrong. And look at him playing pocket snooker. He WELL and fancies her. Not surprising really since her aim is to look like Jordan. If only he could look at Evil Ellen like that, we might be a bit more more convinced of their showmance.
PuddyTwat Fri, 25/03/2011 - 15:31
Ha ha ha ha fucking spot on Tesco my dear x
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 25/03/2011 - 18:04
Nah, "Stop Eating" and "Get Bigger Silicon Sac Implants!".
ken tate Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:03