Rhyl may have had those nitwit twins off Big Brother but Manchester Pride had Peter Andre! You lose Rhyl! They also played host to Rowetta and some bloke called Danny off X Factor, proof that Gay Prides will have more or less anyone...

It pissed it down raining but plucky Pete wasn't deterred.

He sang his recent, er, unforgettable single Behind Closed Doors but didn't bother with Mysterious Girl. And why would he? He's a serious artiste! It's all about his inner pain and torment these days! We'd be crying too if our sole means of income had run off with a cage fighter / rape film star.

Oh well, at least it's something to stick in his reality show. It can't be all eating eclairs and watching Judge Judy...