Peter Andre goes for meeting with lawyers to discuss custody

"I'll show you who's boss young lady - just you see"

Fri, 22/05/2009 - 11:17 by Mr. HM

As their wheezing publicity juggernaut continues on course for Overkill Avenue, Peter Andre invites the world and his, erm, wife to watch him walk out of a solicitor's office where he apparently formulated a cunning plan to fight for joint custody of his children.

How long are we going to have to put up with this? It just feels like the only celebrities that have done anything lately are these two cock-knockers, Kerry Katona and Jade Goody.

I blame Max Clifford. I don't know why, I just do. That's my choice, just like this thong I'm wearing, which is really digging into my balls.

Celebrity Split, Katie Price, Peter Andre

Comments

Brilliant! Blaxa for PM!!
chriswah Tue, 26/05/2009 - 10:10
There are just too many. For me it's Lily Allen, now that Jade has thankfully departed, but I think we could all agree on working our way through the leisured nobodies in the "galleries" section of this fine website. Oh, and Peaches Geldof. And Danielle Lloyd. If they all line up their heads together and I only use one bullet, will that count as one?
blaxa Fri, 22/05/2009 - 17:51
Kermits I totally agree, maybe we can arrange a Summer Cull of stupid people!?
chriswah Fri, 22/05/2009 - 14:47
Chantelle Houghton and Danielle Lloyd jump the queue and get shot first please. They are classy ladies after all...
kermits Fri, 22/05/2009 - 13:57
I do like that idea and is defo where my idea started, but the only thing is that within a few weeks there would be know one left. (one of my other thoughts for a Law was kill a chav day, held the First Tuesday of the month).

Maybe this idea could be refined more, turn it into a game show or something???
chriswah Fri, 22/05/2009 - 12:20
I'd like the scattergun principle - take more of the fuckers out, Chris. Hilton and her cunty brother first, they really do take privilege to the limit
Blartmonster Fri, 22/05/2009 - 12:03
I think its only fair that a new law is passed that allows select members of the public to have shooting right on one person a week, Jordan this week please, the Peter next week if possible.

Actually, who would you pick first????? Probably Lohan myself, see has done fuck all to improve the world.
chriswah Fri, 22/05/2009 - 11:41

I think its only fair that a new law is passed that allows select members of the public to have shooting right on one person a week, Jordan this week please, the Peter next week if possible.

Actually, who would you pick first????? Probably Lohan myself, see has done fuck all to improve the world.
chriswah Fri, 22/05/2009 - 11:41
I'd like the scattergun principle - take more of the fuckers out, Chris. Hilton and her cunty brother first, they really do take privilege to the limit
Blartmonster Fri, 22/05/2009 - 12:03
I do like that idea and is defo where my idea started, but the only thing is that within a few weeks there would be know one left. (one of my other thoughts for a Law was kill a chav day, held the First Tuesday of the month).

Maybe this idea could be refined more, turn it into a game show or something???
chriswah Fri, 22/05/2009 - 12:20
Chantelle Houghton and Danielle Lloyd jump the queue and get shot first please. They are classy ladies after all...
kermits Fri, 22/05/2009 - 13:57
Kermits I totally agree, maybe we can arrange a Summer Cull of stupid people!?
chriswah Fri, 22/05/2009 - 14:47
There are just too many. For me it's Lily Allen, now that Jade has thankfully departed, but I think we could all agree on working our way through the leisured nobodies in the "galleries" section of this fine website. Oh, and Peaches Geldof. And Danielle Lloyd. If they all line up their heads together and I only use one bullet, will that count as one?
blaxa Fri, 22/05/2009 - 17:51
Brilliant! Blaxa for PM!!
chriswah Tue, 26/05/2009 - 10:10