Peter Andre launches Flat White coffee in Costa, lives the dream

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Can I get that to go?
Wed, 27/01/2010 - 15:57 by HM writer

Peter Andre's career was even weaker than the Flat White coffee he was serving to the first five customers in a Costa in Piccadilly Circus this morning. And it was reported that he did so well, he was told he'd be considered for full-time employment around this time next year....

For some reason, we weren't sent an 800 word press release about Peter Andre making five cups of coffee, but 3 A.M were, so you can have a look here at his management's prefectly reasonable requests for the five minute interviews he was also so charitably giving out (we were only going to go for the free coffee to be honest).

Poor Andre, it was certainly a far cry from the glitz and glamour of yesterday...

Well, if it goes completely tits up for Andre, at least his management can rely on their other successful and money making client, Chantelle Houghton (not to be confused with Chanelle Hayes - at least she's doing something by being pregnant)...

Next week: Andre fills your Subway sandwiches. Just for something to do.

 

 

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Comments

  • Dear Peter Andre.

    Tell Can to fuck off, then take your offspring and fuck off back to Australia.

    Nobody give a fuck about you, or your ex wife, you married her so you knew what a useless rent-a-cunt she was from day one.

    Thanks,

    pandakiller.

    pandakiller Thu, 28/01/2010 - 11:20

  • How telling. They chose Peter Andre to flog Flat White? Says it all really. It's reached a point where even Costa and Bowers will end up feeling sorry for him. Now here's a thought - why don't the three of them create a band? More the Three Fivers than the three Tenors.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 10:47

  • Bastards! That's the autotuned version!

    littlelola Wed, 27/01/2010 - 21:40

  • "Next week, Peter Andre will be appearing at Clapham Common and will fellate the first 5 doggers who appear with a copy of his latest album, 'Unconditional'"

    Tanyas pink muff Wed, 27/01/2010 - 20:39

  • Lets hope his doner carving skills come in handy soon down the local kebab shop... after all he has spent the last few years dealing with a greasy unappetising brown lump of low grade meat and gristle.

    shitthebed Wed, 27/01/2010 - 20:07

  • Greggs have been serving Flat White for years - you just ask for a milky coffee.

    tigerstail Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:29

  • Did you do little bunny ears in the air then when you typed synergy?

    One look at that desperate, beleaguered, pleading expression on Peter Andre's face and you just know his sex appeal is on a par with that of coastal erosion. Thinking of either him or my tax return is a great antidote to coming too quickly.

    merylhighground Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:24

  • Perfect

    A man with a vacuuous, frothy, 'beige' life that's somehow been made important to a bunch of fuckwits selling a vacuuous, frothy beige product that's been made a vital lifestyle accesory to a bunch of fuckwits.

    The 'synergy' has given me an erection.

    jiggerycock Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:15

  • Yup, like I said, Australia's been infected for a couple of years and now it's arrived here. Time to leave I think.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:10

  • more of an oolong man myself.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:06

  • WHAT? This is ridiculous. Seriously. That is IT, I am moving to the Moon, where there is no ridiculous coffee. A latte with less foam. Seriously? So, a black coffee with milk in then, basically? Fucking hell. I am too fucking old for this shit, man. Isn't a latte a cappucino with less foam (if I remember rightly from my waitressing days)? Fucking hell.

    tescopop Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:04

  • or seen from another angle, a marketing con to charge you more for getting exactly the same as you had before.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:59

  • a latte with less froth... for idiots.

    DeccaQuinne Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:55

  • What the frickin frack is a flat white?

    tescopop Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:45

  • Oh great, just what the world needs, another pointless variation of coffee for some polo-neck wearing advertising geek to create into the new 'lifestyle' drink. Don't know if it exists elsewhere, but 'flat white' has been dribbling all over Australia for the last few years and boring the hell out of everyone who has to queue up for longer in a bar because some twat's moaning about his coffee.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:28

  • Oh great, just what the world needs, another pointless variation of coffee for some polo-neck wearing advertising geek to create into the new 'lifestyle' drink. Don't know if it exists elsewhere, but 'flat white' has been dribbling all over Australia for the last few years and boring the hell out of everyone who has to queue up for longer in a bar because some twat's moaning about his coffee.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:28

  • What the frickin frack is a flat white?

    tescopop Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:45

  • a latte with less froth... for idiots.

    DeccaQuinne Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:55

  • or seen from another angle, a marketing con to charge you more for getting exactly the same as you had before.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 16:59

  • WHAT? This is ridiculous. Seriously. That is IT, I am moving to the Moon, where there is no ridiculous coffee. A latte with less foam. Seriously? So, a black coffee with milk in then, basically? Fucking hell. I am too fucking old for this shit, man. Isn't a latte a cappucino with less foam (if I remember rightly from my waitressing days)? Fucking hell.

    tescopop Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:04

  • more of an oolong man myself.

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:06

  • Yup, like I said, Australia's been infected for a couple of years and now it's arrived here. Time to leave I think.

    slug Wed, 27/01/2010 - 17:10

  • Perfect

    A man with a vacuuous, frothy, 'beige' life that's somehow been made important to a bunch of fuckwits selling a vacuuous, frothy beige product that's been made a vital lifestyle accesory to a bunch of fuckwits.

    The 'synergy' has given me an erection.

    jiggerycock Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:15

  • Did you do little bunny ears in the air then when you typed synergy?

    One look at that desperate, beleaguered, pleading expression on Peter Andre's face and you just know his sex appeal is on a par with that of coastal erosion. Thinking of either him or my tax return is a great antidote to coming too quickly.

    merylhighground Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:24

  • Greggs have been serving Flat White for years - you just ask for a milky coffee.

    tigerstail Wed, 27/01/2010 - 18:29

  • Lets hope his doner carving skills come in handy soon down the local kebab shop... after all he has spent the last few years dealing with a greasy unappetising brown lump of low grade meat and gristle.

    shitthebed Wed, 27/01/2010 - 20:07

  • "Next week, Peter Andre will be appearing at Clapham Common and will fellate the first 5 doggers who appear with a copy of his latest album, 'Unconditional'"

    Tanyas pink muff Wed, 27/01/2010 - 20:39

  • Bastards! That's the autotuned version!

    littlelola Wed, 27/01/2010 - 21:40

  • How telling. They chose Peter Andre to flog Flat White? Says it all really. It's reached a point where even Costa and Bowers will end up feeling sorry for him. Now here's a thought - why don't the three of them create a band? More the Three Fivers than the three Tenors.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 28/01/2010 - 10:47

  • Dear Peter Andre.

    Tell Can to fuck off, then take your offspring and fuck off back to Australia.

    Nobody give a fuck about you, or your ex wife, you married her so you knew what a useless rent-a-cunt she was from day one.

    Thanks,

    pandakiller.

    pandakiller Thu, 28/01/2010 - 11:20

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