Peter Andre launches Unconditonal Love Songs, tumbleweed blows across a Tesco floor

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Peter Andre's face says it all

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Tue, 02/02/2010 - 15:21 by HM writer

While Alex Reid and Katie Price flounce off to Las Vegas, Peter Andre was keeping it real with a three hour CD signing in a Tesco in Coventry...

Unfortunately his diamante top was stealing all the attention away from his album. Which, entitled 'Unconditional Love Songs' and coincidentally released just ahead of Valentine's Day, features a collection of Andre's favourite love songs (with an R&B twist!), including his very own butchering of Michael Jackson's 'She's Out of My Life'. Jackson was spinning in his grave as Andre explained:

"I have always wanted to cover a MJ song and this particular song is so simply done and says so much about the artist. It’s lyrically beautiful and is so thought provoking."

Other covers are said to include Westlife's 'Flying Without Wings', Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On', Enrique Iglesias' 'Hero', Chris De Burgh's 'Lady In Red' and every single Boyz II Men song ever.

We were about to order 10 copies, but we've just found out it doesn't include this...

Peter Andre pictures, Katie Price, Peter Andre

Comments

Fuck off rag-peddling cunt.
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lsywlw Wed, 03/02/2010 - 10:38
Whoever's advising this man is taking the piss and what little money he's making. I mean, Tescos? In Coventry? Not even a London store? Why are they doing this to him? If I was Peter I'd fuck off back to Oz, buy a barbie, buy some sheep and sell kebabs. That's not racist. That's just being practical. Forget the music Pete. It's not "like the old days" they're gone mate. Face it, you're fucked.
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/02/2010 - 01:21
Aw, and here's me thinking he'd make a last minute pledge of love to his ex-wife. He could've been in Vegas right now if he'd pulled his finger out and maybe made her a nice card with glitter glue and those scissors that cut paper all zig-zaggy.
retrovertigo Tue, 02/02/2010 - 23:12
All well and good, but you didn't get to meet him though, did you.

Oh.
slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 18:45
Why is mediocrity celebrated to such a great extent in this country?
blaxa Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:28
Does it include the rockabilly classic 'Drinking My Own Sperm' by the 101-ers?
jiggerycock Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:11
FOOLS, I pre-ordered this on Amazon weeeeeeeks ago!
tescopop Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:57
Very nice of his new boss at Costa coffee to allow him the time off.
slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:16
"I care desperately about what I do...Do I know what product I'm selling? No...Do I know what I'm doing today? No...But I'm here,
and I'm gonna give it my best shot..."
unseemlydogposture Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:08

"I care desperately about what I do...Do I know what product I'm selling? No...Do I know what I'm doing today? No...But I'm here,
and I'm gonna give it my best shot..."
unseemlydogposture Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:08
Very nice of his new boss at Costa coffee to allow him the time off.
slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:16
FOOLS, I pre-ordered this on Amazon weeeeeeeks ago!
tescopop Tue, 02/02/2010 - 16:57
Does it include the rockabilly classic 'Drinking My Own Sperm' by the 101-ers?
jiggerycock Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:11
Why is mediocrity celebrated to such a great extent in this country?
blaxa Tue, 02/02/2010 - 17:28
All well and good, but you didn't get to meet him though, did you.

Oh.
slug Tue, 02/02/2010 - 18:45
Aw, and here's me thinking he'd make a last minute pledge of love to his ex-wife. He could've been in Vegas right now if he'd pulled his finger out and maybe made her a nice card with glitter glue and those scissors that cut paper all zig-zaggy.
retrovertigo Tue, 02/02/2010 - 23:12
Whoever's advising this man is taking the piss and what little money he's making. I mean, Tescos? In Coventry? Not even a London store? Why are they doing this to him? If I was Peter I'd fuck off back to Oz, buy a barbie, buy some sheep and sell kebabs. That's not racist. That's just being practical. Forget the music Pete. It's not "like the old days" they're gone mate. Face it, you're fucked.
PuddyTwat Wed, 03/02/2010 - 01:21
nike air max shoes and basketball shoes
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gucci and balenciaga coach handbag
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lsywlw Wed, 03/02/2010 - 10:38
Fuck off rag-peddling cunt.
erniemilko Wed, 03/02/2010 - 10:44