It's not difficult to look like a reasonable person when your usual point of comparison is Katie Price, and yet Peter Andre still manages to come across as a bit of an idiot most of the time and a total halfwit the rest of the time. All this despite being managed by a woman who looks and acts like Ursula from the Little Mermaid.

Unfortunately for Peter, Claire Powell doesn't seem to be able to keep tabs on him the entire time, which means he ends up speaking to the press, unmonitored. Also unfortunate is the fact that, unlike his ex-wife, we tend to believe everything he says because he just doesn't seem to have the mental acuity to lie. Which is why his recent thoughts on plastic surgery must be such good news for his ugly, ugly children*. (Via Daily Star)

“If it was something that was really upsetting them, sure I’d allow it.

 

“When I first made it in the UK I’d get people coming up to me saying: ‘Look at that schnozzle on you.’

 

“It really hurt, so I fixed it.

 

“So no, I wouldn’t stand in their way if they felt they needed to change something, but they’d definitely have to be old enough.

 

“I wouldn’t rule out getting Bot­ox myself again but not right now. I’m feeling pretty good at the moment.”

Absolutely. Don't attempt to address the mental issue, get a surgeon to fix a physical one, especially since it's made the people you hang around with so devilishly attractive (and happy).

*Please send any angry emails to ipreferrichardlittlejohn@holymoly.com