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Andre the Giant (knobsack)
Mon, 19/07/2010 - 09:13 by Mr. HM

What the hell did the crowd at the Midland Music Festival do to deserve this? The poor unsuspecting brummies were promised a musical treat from talented, famous people. Unfortunately, they got Peter Andre honkin' and a stompin'...

There's a bunch of pics on their way from the Midlands Music Festival, but these deserved their own gallery.

Credit to Peter Andre, at least he's not married to Katie Price anymore and having to deal with her increasingly loony behaviour - but shit a brick this is just awful.

Who buys his records? Who reads his books? Who sprays his scent? Who keeps this man in Fake Bake?

Imagine having this gig on your CV.

"2010: Peter Andre Tour - Dancing, miming, simulating anal and kissing for 3000 families in Tamworth"

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Comments

  • What's the upside down GONZO symbol about? No not the fucking MTV bollocks.

    Google it.

    scatattack Tue, 20/07/2010 - 09:07

  • Oh dear. Peter's fan is sadder than he is which only drags him down further.

    You can't blame the guy for making a pound note but you'd think someone by now would have had a word with him.

    He so wants to be a star and that's why it won't happen.

    His best bet is to open a taverna and be his own star act.

    Poor fucker.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 19/07/2010 - 20:43

  • Alas I suspect this may not be a child

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:47

  • the schools are failing our children

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:32

  • LORDY, the lunatic fringe are at it again ^^.

    ....... sigh!
    And I assume by priverlaged you mean privileged.
    Or privately aged?

    Either way.....
    Oh fuck it, I just don't care.
    The only point to Peter Andre is that he dumped Katie Nice.
    Aside from that.__________________coma__________________

    whothehellamiagain Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:24

  • FUCK OFF!

    whothehellamiagain Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:19

  • Good work.

    stix Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:54

  • "SINGED" - says it all really.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:43

  • JUST SO YOU KNOW EVERYONE LOVED PETER ANDRE AND CHEERED FOR HIM THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH. I EVEN CRIED WHIE HE WAS ON. MOST TEENAGERS FIND HIM ATRACTIVE!! AND WE WERE ALL JEALOUS OF HIS GIRL DANCERS.
    SO I SUGEST YOU GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!
    WE WERE VERY PRIVERLAGED TO HAVE PETER ANDRE IN OUR HOME TOWN AND TO BE HONEST HE WAS ONE OF THE FAVOURITES THERE. HE LOOKED, SINGED AND DANCED AMAZING. AND BY THE WAY.. WERE NOT BRUMMIES WERE TAMMIES :)

    x Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:38

  • !It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng le *.* ( ℃0 M under the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for

    lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:12

  • Disturbingly he looks a bit like the Dr from Human Cenitpede!!!

    spikysaiz Mon, 19/07/2010 - 13:49

  • It's been a while since I've heard that one... sigh. Takes me back

    fuckwit Mon, 19/07/2010 - 13:33

  • True but then you don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 13:16

  • indeed, shame about the boat though....

    CrazyHorxe Mon, 19/07/2010 - 11:22

  • Crikey, that's quite a cleavage

    fuckwit Mon, 19/07/2010 - 10:45

  • Does this man know anything else than a V neck white Tshirt? he looks like a Cypriot version of Jackson, fucking scary!

    kermits Mon, 19/07/2010 - 10:15

  • Does this man know anything else than a V neck white Tshirt? he looks like a Cypriot version of Jackson, fucking scary!

    kermits Mon, 19/07/2010 - 10:15

  • Crikey, that's quite a cleavage

    fuckwit Mon, 19/07/2010 - 10:45

  • indeed, shame about the boat though....

    CrazyHorxe Mon, 19/07/2010 - 11:22

  • True but then you don't look at the mantlepiece when your stoking the fire !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 13:16

  • It's been a while since I've heard that one... sigh. Takes me back

    fuckwit Mon, 19/07/2010 - 13:33

  • Disturbingly he looks a bit like the Dr from Human Cenitpede!!!

    spikysaiz Mon, 19/07/2010 - 13:49

  • !It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng le *.* ( ℃0 M under the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for

    lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:12

  • JUST SO YOU KNOW EVERYONE LOVED PETER ANDRE AND CHEERED FOR HIM THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH. I EVEN CRIED WHIE HE WAS ON. MOST TEENAGERS FIND HIM ATRACTIVE!! AND WE WERE ALL JEALOUS OF HIS GIRL DANCERS.
    SO I SUGEST YOU GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!
    WE WERE VERY PRIVERLAGED TO HAVE PETER ANDRE IN OUR HOME TOWN AND TO BE HONEST HE WAS ONE OF THE FAVOURITES THERE. HE LOOKED, SINGED AND DANCED AMAZING. AND BY THE WAY.. WERE NOT BRUMMIES WERE TAMMIES :)

    x Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:38

  • "SINGED" - says it all really.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:43

  • Good work.

    stix Mon, 19/07/2010 - 14:54

  • FUCK OFF!

    whothehellamiagain Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:19

  • LORDY, the lunatic fringe are at it again ^^.

    ....... sigh!
    And I assume by priverlaged you mean privileged.
    Or privately aged?

    Either way.....
    Oh fuck it, I just don't care.
    The only point to Peter Andre is that he dumped Katie Nice.
    Aside from that.__________________coma__________________

    whothehellamiagain Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:24

  • the schools are failing our children

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:32

  • Alas I suspect this may not be a child

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:47

  • Oh dear. Peter's fan is sadder than he is which only drags him down further.

    You can't blame the guy for making a pound note but you'd think someone by now would have had a word with him.

    He so wants to be a star and that's why it won't happen.

    His best bet is to open a taverna and be his own star act.

    Poor fucker.

    PuddyTwat Mon, 19/07/2010 - 20:43

  • What's the upside down GONZO symbol about? No not the fucking MTV bollocks.

    Google it.

    scatattack Tue, 20/07/2010 - 09:07

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