Peter Andre tour starts, begs an important question

Peter Andre on stage in Manchester, for some reason

Fri, 12/03/2010 - 13:16 by Mr. HM

Peter Andre's 'long awaited sell out" tour kicked off in Manchester last night. This event raises a number of important questions.

The tour is called "The Revelation 2010".

The only revelation is that in 2010 he is about as relevant to people as Ironman 2 being released on VHS.

Comments

I suppose it beats his normal gig of selling doner kebabs outside the fucking venues for a change
koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:33
Thrilled to see this young man pulling through his recent trauma with such dignity and aplomb.
spandex Sun, 14/03/2010 - 02:37
Probably the most unerotic image in the history of the world.
shitthebed Fri, 12/03/2010 - 18:38
Why? Because people, mainly women, bought into his "poor me" act when HE walked out on his wife and kids..

Who the hell bought tickets? Desperate housewives hoping to be the next Mrs. Andre, maybe he will spot me in the crowd and camp sorts.

Why does it look like Stars in Their Eyes? Because underneath it all, it is, or because it is shite.

How has this shit been allowed to happen? Simply because people don't like Katie Price.

Why? Because he is Anthony Womble thompson's love child, as in he and womble, have the face of someone who has got a bad taste in their mouth.
scone Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:01
Think she's trying to pipe one out on him!
erniemilko Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:50
"Up the arse" corner.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:29
Love it, he's giving it his best "oohhhh" face and she looks like she's getting ready to have a scrap with an 8 year old !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:26
what ring is that on his wedding finger?
elbow Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:07
it's brilliant, i've sent it to everyone in the office
bunglist Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:04
best picture eva!!
mcfuck Fri, 12/03/2010 - 13:34

best picture eva!!
mcfuck Fri, 12/03/2010 - 13:34
it's brilliant, i've sent it to everyone in the office
bunglist Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:04
what ring is that on his wedding finger?
elbow Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:07
Love it, he's giving it his best "oohhhh" face and she looks like she's getting ready to have a scrap with an 8 year old !
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:26
"Up the arse" corner.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:29
Think she's trying to pipe one out on him!
erniemilko Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:50
Why? Because people, mainly women, bought into his "poor me" act when HE walked out on his wife and kids..

Who the hell bought tickets? Desperate housewives hoping to be the next Mrs. Andre, maybe he will spot me in the crowd and camp sorts.

Why does it look like Stars in Their Eyes? Because underneath it all, it is, or because it is shite.

How has this shit been allowed to happen? Simply because people don't like Katie Price.

Why? Because he is Anthony Womble thompson's love child, as in he and womble, have the face of someone who has got a bad taste in their mouth.
scone Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:01
Probably the most unerotic image in the history of the world.
shitthebed Fri, 12/03/2010 - 18:38
Thrilled to see this young man pulling through his recent trauma with such dignity and aplomb.
spandex Sun, 14/03/2010 - 02:37
I suppose it beats his normal gig of selling doner kebabs outside the fucking venues for a change
koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:33