Peter Andre turns on Christmas lights in Bristol

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Peter Andre performs at Yates shopping centre

When the lights, go out...

Fri, 20/11/2009 - 10:34 by HM writer

If you thought it couldn't get more glamorous or festive than Westfield last night, then you obviously weren't at a shopping centre in Bristol. Peter Andre was! And Heather from EastEnders someone called Trixie. And someone else called Wes. You know, Wes? And Trixie? Wes and Trixie? Trixie and Wes? Anyone? Anything? ...

There was bedlam in and around Accessorize and H.M Samuel's yesterday as Andre performed on stage to hoardes of teenage girls wand Tanya MacIntosh with 'I love Peter' scrawled across their faces, hopefully in permament marker. And no, we're afraid he didn't have a T4 On The Beach moment...

But look at his face, the concentration and passion. It's a shopping centre. In Bristol. With the same name as a Wetherspoon pub.With people called Wes and Trixie. Who could be your mum and dad as far was we know.

And while we're on the subject, if anyone does know who Wes or Trixie are or can name us one of their hits, we'd appreciate it. Cheers.

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Comments

He's really irritating the shit out of me now, Puddy. A few months back he managed to garner the sympathy of the nation as the badly-done-to, loves-his-kids humiliated ex-husband of the orange cunt, but now he turns up at the opening of a magazine in any branch of WH Smiths. He has got to remember the reason for his "fame" has fucked off to service a cross-dressing homoerotic "fighter" and have spider shit for dinner in Australia. He really should fuck off NOW
Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:10
Poor old Pete. When he's not performing he comes across as quite sussed. But stick a microphone in his hand and he becomes a doughnut.
PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:49
You've mildy changed the wording, but it's still wrong... I'll be able to never trust your gossip again.
alexvegas Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:51
yates? wine? lodge?
unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:42
...Yates wine lodge?
tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:38
Lol at 'Yates shopping centre in Bristol'. He turned on the lights in the town of Yate, north of Bristol. Fix up, Holy Moly.
alexvegas Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:25
Yates wine lodge?
tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:00
Who is the fat pig? Wrong outfit....
kermits Fri, 20/11/2009 - 10:49

Who is the fat pig? Wrong outfit....
kermits Fri, 20/11/2009 - 10:49
Yates wine lodge?
tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:00
Lol at 'Yates shopping centre in Bristol'. He turned on the lights in the town of Yate, north of Bristol. Fix up, Holy Moly.
alexvegas Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:25
...Yates wine lodge?
tescopop Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:38
yates? wine? lodge?
unseemlydogposture Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:42
You've mildy changed the wording, but it's still wrong... I'll be able to never trust your gossip again.
alexvegas Fri, 20/11/2009 - 11:51
Poor old Pete. When he's not performing he comes across as quite sussed. But stick a microphone in his hand and he becomes a doughnut.
PuddyTwat Fri, 20/11/2009 - 16:49
He's really irritating the shit out of me now, Puddy. A few months back he managed to garner the sympathy of the nation as the badly-done-to, loves-his-kids humiliated ex-husband of the orange cunt, but now he turns up at the opening of a magazine in any branch of WH Smiths. He has got to remember the reason for his "fame" has fucked off to service a cross-dressing homoerotic "fighter" and have spider shit for dinner in Australia. He really should fuck off NOW
Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 13:10