There was bedlam in and around Accessorize and H.M Samuel's yesterday as Andre performed on stage to hoardes of teenage girls wand Tanya MacIntosh with 'I love Peter' scrawled across their faces, hopefully in permament marker. And no, we're afraid he didn't have a T4 On The Beach moment...
But look at his face, the concentration and passion. It's a shopping centre. In Bristol. With the same name as a Wetherspoon pub.With people called Wes and Trixie. Who could be your mum and dad as far was we know.
And while we're on the subject, if anyone does know who Wes or Trixie are or can name us one of their hits, we'd appreciate it. Cheers.
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COMMENTS (8)
Who is the fat pig? Wrong outfit....
Yates wine lodge?
Lol at 'Yates shopping centre in Bristol'. He turned on the lights in the town of Yate, north of Bristol. Fix up, Holy Moly.
...Yates wine lodge?
yates? wine? lodge?
You've mildy changed the wording, but it's still wrong... I'll be able to never trust your gossip again.
Poor old Pete. When he's not performing he comes across as quite sussed. But stick a microphone in his hand and he becomes a doughnut.
He's really irritating the shit out of me now, Puddy. A few months back he managed to garner the sympathy of the nation as the badly-done-to, loves-his-kids humiliated ex-husband of the orange cunt, but now he turns up at the opening of a magazine in any branch of WH Smiths. He has got to remember the reason for his "fame" has fucked off to service a cross-dressing homoerotic "fighter" and have spider shit for dinner in Australia. He really should fuck off NOW