Wild Thing, I think I hate you
Sun, 21/06/2009 - 10:58 by Drake Scorpio
According to today's Sunday Mirror, Peter Andre has broken his silence about his wife Jordan flashing her pants to all the world in Ibiza and generally acting like a 17-year-old on her first holiday abroad and thinks that she is acting like a wild animal.

He said: "It’s like a wild animal has been unleashed.

"I don’t recognise her as my wife. Has she no idea what this will be like for the kids?

"It was Katie who I fell in love with and married. But it looks like she just wanted all along to be her old self, Jordan. I can’t believe what I’m seeing. She’s like a caged animal that’s been let out."

Meanwhile, Katie has been looking to move on in Ibiza visiting a tattoo parlour to find out about getting her 'Pete' tattoo removed from her wrist.

"I want to get that tattoo taken off but I don’t know if it would be insensitive. I also want a new one on my back."

We'd suggest a huge bellend on her back would be a good look.

Here she is modelling again from the other day - doesn't she look pretty in her crown? Just like a real princess.

  • The WWF couldn't object in this case Mr Beefy! It should be sold to a band of gypsies and made to dance for coppers using a chain through its' nose and well-aimed prods from a sharpened stick!

    erniemilko Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:23
  • I imagine a pair of curtains so immense they require a cable pull like a set of roman blinds to fold them up into her pants.

    BustySinclair Mon, 22/06/2009 - 05:23
  • Does that classification mean that we can shoot her?

    *loads elephant gun*

    Mr Beefy Mon, 22/06/2009 - 00:35
  • I imagine a very wide and baggy overused snatch

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 00:19
  • (female midlife crisis? hello? Look it up PA!!!)

    dames Sun, 21/06/2009 - 21:01
  • (female midlife crisis? hello? Look it up PA!!!)

    dames Sun, 21/06/2009 - 21:01
  • I imagine a very wide and baggy overused snatch

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 00:19
  • Does that classification mean that we can shoot her?

    *loads elephant gun*

    Mr Beefy Mon, 22/06/2009 - 00:35
  • I imagine a pair of curtains so immense they require a cable pull like a set of roman blinds to fold them up into her pants.

    BustySinclair Mon, 22/06/2009 - 05:23
  • The WWF couldn't object in this case Mr Beefy! It should be sold to a band of gypsies and made to dance for coppers using a chain through its' nose and well-aimed prods from a sharpened stick!

    erniemilko Mon, 22/06/2009 - 13:23

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