
Wild Thing, I think I hate you
Sun, 21/06/2009 - 10:58 by Drake ScorpioHe said: "It’s like a wild animal has been unleashed.
"I don’t recognise her as my wife. Has she no idea what this will be like for the kids?
"It was Katie who I fell in love with and married. But it looks like she just wanted all along to be her old self, Jordan. I can’t believe what I’m seeing. She’s like a caged animal that’s been let out."
Meanwhile, Katie has been looking to move on in Ibiza visiting a tattoo parlour to find out about getting her 'Pete' tattoo removed from her wrist.
"I want to get that tattoo taken off but I don’t know if it would be insensitive. I also want a new one on my back."
We'd suggest a huge bellend on her back would be a good look.
Here she is modelling again from the other day - doesn't she look pretty in her crown? Just like a real princess.
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The WWF couldn't object in this case Mr Beefy! It should be sold to a band of gypsies and made to dance for coppers using a chain through its' nose and well-aimed prods from a sharpened stick!
I imagine a pair of curtains so immense they require a cable pull like a set of roman blinds to fold them up into her pants.
Does that classification mean that we can shoot her?
*loads elephant gun*
I imagine a very wide and baggy overused snatch
(female midlife crisis? hello? Look it up PA!!!)
(female midlife crisis? hello? Look it up PA!!!)
I imagine a very wide and baggy overused snatch
Does that classification mean that we can shoot her?
*loads elephant gun*
I imagine a pair of curtains so immense they require a cable pull like a set of roman blinds to fold them up into her pants.
The WWF couldn't object in this case Mr Beefy! It should be sold to a band of gypsies and made to dance for coppers using a chain through its' nose and well-aimed prods from a sharpened stick!