Pictures from the Dead Man Running premiere

1750 Cent at the Dead Man Running premiereLisa Maffia at the Dead Man Running premiereadvertAshley Cole at the Dead Man Running premiereAshley Cole at the Dead Man Running premiereTamer Hassan and family at the Dead Man Running premiereCarlton Cole at the Dead Man Running premiereadvertGoldie at the Dead Man Running premiereBrenda Blethyn at the Dead Man Running premiere50 Cent and David Haye at the Dead Man Running premiereBarry McGuigan at the Dead Man Running premiereadvertTiny Iron at the Dead Man Running premiereDJ Ironik at the Dead Man Running premiereJo-Emma Larvin at the Dead Man Running premiereDanny Dyer at the Dead Man Running premiereadvertRio Ferdinand at the Dead Man Running premiereMel B and her husband at the Dead Man Running premiere

50 Cent and Jamelia at the Dead Man Running premiere50 Cent and Jamelia at the Dead Man Running premiere

Testosterone overload!
Fri, 23/10/2009 - 09:58 by Mr. HM

The waft of aftershave, cigar smoke and overdressed women was cloying in Leicester Square last night for the premiere of Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole's first film production. No really - them. The footballers. 

This subtitled period drama set in 16th Century France perfectly sums up a nation on the brink of civil unrest through the eyes of Antoine, the local baker who falls in love with the unloveable, the local nun. Their love story transcends politics and overcomes bigotry, faith and last but not least, their own families.

Oh, hang on - wrong film. It actually, rather predictability, tells a tale involving a mountain of cocaine, hitmen and a bevy of beauties.

I'm perhaps being a bit harsh on it, but the signs don't look that promising do they? Produced by two footballers, Danny Dyer, 50 Cent etc etc.

That Tiny Iron should get his arse down to the gym - got arms like sparrows legs. And as someone pointed out in the comments section yesterday - when did Mel B's husband turn in to Al Murray Pub Landlord?!

Red Carpet, 50 Cent, Ashley Cole, Danny Dyer, DJ Ironik, Jamelia, Mel B, Rio Ferdinand

Comments

  • Interesting post, Jamelia is looking very thin. Haven't seen that pic anywhere and the briefing up on the celebrities is also perfectly written.
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    kennethj Wed, 05/01/2011 - 17:18

  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

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    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:03

  • WTF is Tamer Hassan? And that Jo-Emma Larvin?? Apart from the fucking hideous name she looks like she spends most of her life in that pose. In fact, did you airbrush out the cock? Shame, it would have been the only interesting thing in this whole fucking non-story.

    jaffa Sun, 25/10/2009 - 08:00

  • I think the "tiny" bit refers to his cerebellum

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 19:36

  • do you reckon tiny iron knows that his gangsta name is actually slang for a small homosexual?

    badger79 Fri, 23/10/2009 - 15:29

  • round this fucking lot up, stick them in a canvas bag, chop off their cunting cocks and take them down the canal. fucking waste of space! bastards!!

    phew - glad I got that off my chest before choir practice.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:47

  • Ashley fucking Cole? Look at him. The miserable old leper. I would have bricked HIS arse to death quite frankly.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:00

  • pic 10 is either a game of paper, scissors, stone or they are both proudly declaring an imaginary supermarket open. *crowd cheers*

    izudu Fri, 23/10/2009 - 12:36

  • he should be sent "down".

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:13

  • He went quackers. *sucks thumb*

    kwebb Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:55

  • over-paid footballers produce a film, with predictable results.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:53

  • 'Bricked' a 'duck' to 'death'? Jesus. It'd be funny if it wasn't such a harrowing image. Ducks are lovely!!!

    tescopop Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:47

  • He bricked a duck to death in NYC, or somewhere stateside - nice. He's "on the run", I believe, or "on the waddle", perhaps, and there's a warrant for his collar to be felt over there for dodging the fine. What the former Newcastle, Spurs and Sheff Wed midfielder has to do with it, I have no idea.

    On a more serious note, he's also a notorious wife-beater, that stupid woman certainly knows how to pick 'em...

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:41

  • animal killing - what did he do again? I forgot...

    Mr. HM Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:23

  • The fact that that animal-killing cunt of a husband of Mel B ("Ar raight luv") was present, should have been enough for PETA to send in an explosives-laden army of rats to blow this fucking cauldron of shit skyhigh. No-one in those pics would have been missed, and Man Utd's goal difference would be a sight better off

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:14

  • Cunt overload.

    BonnyWill Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:08

  • Cunt overload.

    BonnyWill Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:08

  • The fact that that animal-killing cunt of a husband of Mel B ("Ar raight luv") was present, should have been enough for PETA to send in an explosives-laden army of rats to blow this fucking cauldron of shit skyhigh. No-one in those pics would have been missed, and Man Utd's goal difference would be a sight better off

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:14

  • animal killing - what did he do again? I forgot...

    Mr. HM Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:23

  • He bricked a duck to death in NYC, or somewhere stateside - nice. He's "on the run", I believe, or "on the waddle", perhaps, and there's a warrant for his collar to be felt over there for dodging the fine. What the former Newcastle, Spurs and Sheff Wed midfielder has to do with it, I have no idea.

    On a more serious note, he's also a notorious wife-beater, that stupid woman certainly knows how to pick 'em...

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:41

  • 'Bricked' a 'duck' to 'death'? Jesus. It'd be funny if it wasn't such a harrowing image. Ducks are lovely!!!

    tescopop Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:47

  • over-paid footballers produce a film, with predictable results.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:53

  • He went quackers. *sucks thumb*

    kwebb Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:55

  • he should be sent "down".

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 23/10/2009 - 11:13

  • pic 10 is either a game of paper, scissors, stone or they are both proudly declaring an imaginary supermarket open. *crowd cheers*

    izudu Fri, 23/10/2009 - 12:36

  • Ashley fucking Cole? Look at him. The miserable old leper. I would have bricked HIS arse to death quite frankly.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:00

  • round this fucking lot up, stick them in a canvas bag, chop off their cunting cocks and take them down the canal. fucking waste of space! bastards!!

    phew - glad I got that off my chest before choir practice.

    The name Bagpuss is already taken Fri, 23/10/2009 - 13:47

  • do you reckon tiny iron knows that his gangsta name is actually slang for a small homosexual?

    badger79 Fri, 23/10/2009 - 15:29

  • I think the "tiny" bit refers to his cerebellum

    Blartmonster Fri, 23/10/2009 - 19:36

  • WTF is Tamer Hassan? And that Jo-Emma Larvin?? Apart from the fucking hideous name she looks like she spends most of her life in that pose. In fact, did you airbrush out the cock? Shame, it would have been the only interesting thing in this whole fucking non-story.

    jaffa Sun, 25/10/2009 - 08:00

  • I reckon there was a semtex and C-4 belt or 3 under that puffa jacket, the fat little cunt couldn't get her chubby cold hands around the button to detonate the fucker

    Read the whole story on Holy Moly! http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/sinitta-greeted-tanya-macintosh-outside-x-factor-studios36805#ixzz0wffKN3ml
    The best celebrity gossip site in the world.
    Egg Donors Program in Philadelphia

    woldseen256 Sun, 15/08/2010 - 11:03

  • Interesting post, Jamelia is looking very thin. Haven't seen that pic anywhere and the briefing up on the celebrities is also perfectly written.
    how do Stocks work

    kennethj Wed, 05/01/2011 - 17:18

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