In today's collection of visual herpes, we've got Gordon Ramsay hawking yet another cookery book (despite his empire crumbling rapidly around him), Martin Sheen on the set of his new film in Ireland, Yasmin Le Bon doing char'dy work, and Johnny Hallyday's wife Laeticia showing why sometimes you really should check a mirror before you leave the house.

Also, Jedward. Surely if Jedward is John and Edward combined, John must be pretty pissed off about the whole name thing? If he was capable of emotions that is. Or rational thought.