Johnny Borrell grows a crap 'tache
Fri, 25/03/2011 - 17:52 by

Holy smokes, Johnny Borrell's outrageously Shoreditch fashion sense has reached impossible new lows.

Surely the Razorlight frontman knows that a moustache of that girth belongs on Tom Selleck and Tom Selleck alone?

Borrell was pictured looking like a cross between a cowboy and a twat at 'The Tod's Arts Plus Drama Party', held at Whitechapel Gallery.

 

Joining him in our pictures of the day are Reese Witherspoon demonstrating her sex face (in case you were wondering), Vanessa Hudgens feeling inadequate next to Jamie Chung, the Olsen twins prooving that yes, they ARE actually 90-year-old spinsters and Rumer Willis parading her inheritance of the Willis chin.

 

Oh, and lots, lots more.











  • Wot a Knob Head.
    Honestly, some fools give the rest of us a Bad Name....

    ken tate Mon, 28/03/2011 - 02:38
  • borell? more like borat...why oh why?

    The Cheddar Sun, 27/03/2011 - 22:00
  • We could share a can of Special Brew while I yell incoherent gibberish at passing cars. I'd love to, but I think my wife might object.

    clee984 Sat, 26/03/2011 - 16:33
  • Blimey, Morgan Spurlock's lost a lot of weight since that "Super-size" diet thing he did, hasn't he? Must've put him off fast food for life.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sat, 26/03/2011 - 16:05
  • REEally? [Bats eyelashes] We could go for drinks sometime.

    GretaBritain Sat, 26/03/2011 - 15:40
  • Better. Mine isn't ginger, and is bushier.

    clee984 Sat, 26/03/2011 - 13:02
  • Ken? Do they give you internet access in the slammer?
    http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/25/miley-cyrus-stalker-arrested/

    GretaBritain Sat, 26/03/2011 - 10:28
  • I can't help but gawp more at his rapidly receding hairline.

    retrovertigo Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:56
  • Frankie's just proving he really IS a Cunt.

    ken tate Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:14
  • HAHAHAHA!

    ken tate Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:13
  • Me too, we can only be thankful that her and Kelly O cant breed...

    GretaBritain Fri, 25/03/2011 - 23:32
  • Is it better or worse than Frankie Boyle's?

    GretaBritain Fri, 25/03/2011 - 23:27
  • Borrell looks like the moose from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Not that I can talk. I have a homeless man beard at the moment.

    clee984 Fri, 25/03/2011 - 21:56
  • Rumer Willis scares the shit out of me.

    TheDoctorIsIn Fri, 25/03/2011 - 20:35
  • HOLY FUCK! Clearly there are no mirrors in this twat's house or maybe they're for other uses.

    yogithebear Fri, 25/03/2011 - 19:44
  • Whats the matter with that guy, he looks like a pervy WWII pilot.

    Fuddock Fri, 25/03/2011 - 18:25
  • Whats the matter with that guy, he looks like a pervy WWII pilot.

    Fuddock Fri, 25/03/2011 - 18:25
  • HOLY FUCK! Clearly there are no mirrors in this twat's house or maybe they're for other uses.

    yogithebear Fri, 25/03/2011 - 19:44
  • Rumer Willis scares the shit out of me.

    TheDoctorIsIn Fri, 25/03/2011 - 20:35
  • Borrell looks like the moose from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Not that I can talk. I have a homeless man beard at the moment.

    clee984 Fri, 25/03/2011 - 21:56
  • Is it better or worse than Frankie Boyle's?

    GretaBritain Fri, 25/03/2011 - 23:27
  • Me too, we can only be thankful that her and Kelly O cant breed...

    GretaBritain Fri, 25/03/2011 - 23:32
  • HAHAHAHA!

    ken tate Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:13
  • Frankie's just proving he really IS a Cunt.

    ken tate Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:14
  • I can't help but gawp more at his rapidly receding hairline.

    retrovertigo Sat, 26/03/2011 - 02:56
  • Ken? Do they give you internet access in the slammer?
    http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/25/miley-cyrus-stalker-arrested/

    GretaBritain Sat, 26/03/2011 - 10:28
  • Better. Mine isn't ginger, and is bushier.

    clee984 Sat, 26/03/2011 - 13:02
  • REEally? [Bats eyelashes] We could go for drinks sometime.

    GretaBritain Sat, 26/03/2011 - 15:40
  • Blimey, Morgan Spurlock's lost a lot of weight since that "Super-size" diet thing he did, hasn't he? Must've put him off fast food for life.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Sat, 26/03/2011 - 16:05
  • We could share a can of Special Brew while I yell incoherent gibberish at passing cars. I'd love to, but I think my wife might object.

    clee984 Sat, 26/03/2011 - 16:33
  • borell? more like borat...why oh why?

    The Cheddar Sun, 27/03/2011 - 22:00
  • Wot a Knob Head.
    Honestly, some fools give the rest of us a Bad Name....

    ken tate Mon, 28/03/2011 - 02:38

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