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Johnny Borrell grows a crap 'tache
Fri, 25/03/2011 - 17:52 byHoly smokes, Johnny Borrell's outrageously Shoreditch fashion sense has reached impossible new lows.
Surely the Razorlight frontman knows that a moustache of that girth belongs on Tom Selleck and Tom Selleck alone?
Borrell was pictured looking like a cross between a cowboy and a twat at 'The Tod's Arts Plus Drama Party', held at Whitechapel Gallery.
Joining him in our pictures of the day are Reese Witherspoon demonstrating her sex face (in case you were wondering), Vanessa Hudgens feeling inadequate next to Jamie Chung, the Olsen twins prooving that yes, they ARE actually 90-year-old spinsters and Rumer Willis parading her inheritance of the Willis chin.
Oh, and lots, lots more.
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Wot a Knob Head.
Honestly, some fools give the rest of us a Bad Name....
borell? more like borat...why oh why?
We could share a can of Special Brew while I yell incoherent gibberish at passing cars. I'd love to, but I think my wife might object.
Blimey, Morgan Spurlock's lost a lot of weight since that "Super-size" diet thing he did, hasn't he? Must've put him off fast food for life.
REEally? [Bats eyelashes] We could go for drinks sometime.
Better. Mine isn't ginger, and is bushier.
Ken? Do they give you internet access in the slammer?
http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/25/miley-cyrus-stalker-arrested/
I can't help but gawp more at his rapidly receding hairline.
Frankie's just proving he really IS a Cunt.
HAHAHAHA!
Me too, we can only be thankful that her and Kelly O cant breed...

Is it better or worse than Frankie Boyle's?

Borrell looks like the moose from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Not that I can talk. I have a homeless man beard at the moment.
Rumer Willis scares the shit out of me.
HOLY FUCK! Clearly there are no mirrors in this twat's house or maybe they're for other uses.
Whats the matter with that guy, he looks like a pervy WWII pilot.
Whats the matter with that guy, he looks like a pervy WWII pilot.
HOLY FUCK! Clearly there are no mirrors in this twat's house or maybe they're for other uses.
Rumer Willis scares the shit out of me.
Borrell looks like the moose from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Not that I can talk. I have a homeless man beard at the moment.
Is it better or worse than Frankie Boyle's?

Me too, we can only be thankful that her and Kelly O cant breed...

HAHAHAHA!
Frankie's just proving he really IS a Cunt.
I can't help but gawp more at his rapidly receding hairline.
Ken? Do they give you internet access in the slammer?
http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/25/miley-cyrus-stalker-arrested/
Better. Mine isn't ginger, and is bushier.
REEally? [Bats eyelashes] We could go for drinks sometime.
Blimey, Morgan Spurlock's lost a lot of weight since that "Super-size" diet thing he did, hasn't he? Must've put him off fast food for life.
We could share a can of Special Brew while I yell incoherent gibberish at passing cars. I'd love to, but I think my wife might object.
borell? more like borat...why oh why?
Wot a Knob Head.
Honestly, some fools give the rest of us a Bad Name....