In today's bag of ultra-strong tensile steel thongs we've got Coco Austin making Ice-T happy in the kitchen, an English sporting team actually winning something, Sean Penn using his magnificent shouting powers to restore Haiti to order, Rihanna wearing a charming necklace (SHE MUST BE PROMOTING GUN CRIME), Jaime Pressly's mugshot after she was arrested for drink driving (DUI not DOA. Made that mistake before) and finally a shot of Glenn Close on her new film. We didn't recognise her either.