Affleck The Bird (or something)
Thu, 06/01/2011 - 16:59 by HM writer

In today's pictures; Ben Affleck flips us the bird, Lindsay Lohan gets a a parking ticket but that product placement will probably pay for it, Joan Rivers' nose about to flee from her face, Chanelle and Rav take their love to Cirque du Soleil, Katie Melula takes her horrible outfit to Cirque du Soleil, Carol Voderman takes her frightening face to Cirque du Soleil, Drew Barrymore looks nice and a smug Ricky Gervais pretending to be smug...

  • Wooor! Mr Ben looks quite saucy with his beard. That's got me thinking about his under-bush. I wonder how much growth he's got down THERE!

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/01/2011 - 20:35
  • So... in summary...?

    fuckwit Mon, 10/01/2011 - 11:43
  • What I like about Ricky Gervais (bear with me) is that he is so obviously given to fatness. Like, you know that given half the chance, his body would become barrel shaped in an instant. But now he's moved into Hollywood stuff, and is obviously quite vain, he's a lot trimmer than he used to be. So what I like about Gervais is that he is obviously completely miserable, living a life of edamame beans and cardio. He wants a burger but he can't have one. HA! So that is what I like.

    tescopop Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:30
  • is that ricky gervais or george michael?

    stevie7771 Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:02
  • is that ricky gervais or george michael?

    stevie7771 Fri, 07/01/2011 - 09:02
  • What I like about Ricky Gervais (bear with me) is that he is so obviously given to fatness. Like, you know that given half the chance, his body would become barrel shaped in an instant. But now he's moved into Hollywood stuff, and is obviously quite vain, he's a lot trimmer than he used to be. So what I like about Gervais is that he is obviously completely miserable, living a life of edamame beans and cardio. He wants a burger but he can't have one. HA! So that is what I like.

    tescopop Fri, 07/01/2011 - 10:30
  • So... in summary...?

    fuckwit Mon, 10/01/2011 - 11:43
  • Wooor! Mr Ben looks quite saucy with his beard. That's got me thinking about his under-bush. I wonder how much growth he's got down THERE!

    PuddyTwat Mon, 17/01/2011 - 20:35

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