In today's furtive glance at celebrity's conspicuous camel toe we've got Mischa Barton wearing a very fetching pair of drink holders, Louis Theroux and Adrian Chiles at Swimstock, Aubrey O'Day doing something for someone, somewhere, but wearing almost nothing while doing it, Paris Hilton in Dubai (if only she'd stay), Snooki in Florence with a face like a stunned bat, Maria Fowler from TOWIE making a very suggestive gesture with her fingers (those guys!) and finally, Jessie J with this month's camel toe. It's unpleasant, but requires a bit more squinting than our usual labial pant engravings, so is just that bit more rewarding. Honest.