Baps Lively!
Tue, 17/11/2009 - 15:44 by HM writer

It was the premiere for Pippa Lee in New York last last night (which we don't know much about, other than it outraging the Daily Mail as she ^^ gets spanked in it) but we cannot help but wonder how on earth Blake Lively's breasts look so pert and 'lifted' in that top (and please excuse our crude photoshop job)...

And Lively, who stars in 'Gossip Girl' (like you don't know), is set to be signed up by Victoria Beckham's modelling agency while she's in talks with Simon Fuller in creating, and has reportedly been asked to model Posh's next line of clothes. It'll be no sashimi or berries after noon and a double size zero body in no time!

Meanwhile, also at the premiere last night was a haggard looking Keanu Reeves, Robin 'why did you dye your hair black??' Wright, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Shannon Elizabeth, Olivia Palermo, Chace Crawford and Julianne Moore.

We just hope they don't end up like these...

  • jimmy choo and coach hermes handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 07:41
  • Another fucking hopeless bag of shit makes it big, earns wonga and no-one fucking cares. How very fucking British and depressing

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 04:35
  • Victoria Beckham's armpit looks like it's trying to grow a face. Urgh.

    And Blake's lively alright but look at her face - it's as hang-down and Little House on the Prairie as they come. She ain't saying nothing in the boat race department.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 18/11/2009 - 01:42
  • Blimey, Penelope Cruz looks like her face is sliding south... she seems to have gained more of a forehead.

    She's turning into a Mekon!

    pandakiller Tue, 17/11/2009 - 17:55
  • who cares, she's got owt up top anyway.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 17/11/2009 - 16:21
  • a) She's 22 years old
    b) she's probably wearing tit tape, or these weird things http://www.asos.com/Braza/Braza-Reveal-Bra/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=52840&cid=6748&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Beige%2fNude

    tescopop Tue, 17/11/2009 - 16:04
  • a) She's 22 years old
    b) she's probably wearing tit tape, or these weird things http://www.asos.com/Braza/Braza-Reveal-Bra/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=52840&cid=6748&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Beige%2fNude

    tescopop Tue, 17/11/2009 - 16:04
  • who cares, she's got owt up top anyway.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 17/11/2009 - 16:21
  • Blimey, Penelope Cruz looks like her face is sliding south... she seems to have gained more of a forehead.

    She's turning into a Mekon!

    pandakiller Tue, 17/11/2009 - 17:55
  • Victoria Beckham's armpit looks like it's trying to grow a face. Urgh.

    And Blake's lively alright but look at her face - it's as hang-down and Little House on the Prairie as they come. She ain't saying nothing in the boat race department.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 18/11/2009 - 01:42
  • Another fucking hopeless bag of shit makes it big, earns wonga and no-one fucking cares. How very fucking British and depressing

    Blartmonster Wed, 18/11/2009 - 04:35
  • jimmy choo and coach hermes handbag
    http://www.lookhandbag.com

    lsywlw Tue, 23/02/2010 - 07:41

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