The dress code oddly enough seemed to be "Man Chest", but that wouldn't have put James Blunt off - oh no! Imagine his little funny face as he scanned the room planning on which dopey model would succumb to his Lord of the manor nonsense.

Unfortunately, you won't find the Pirelli Calendar in HMV alongside Cliff 2010 or the Hollyoaks babes - it isn't for sale and Pirelli only give them to corporate clients or VIP guests - so the only way you can feast your eyes on it is if 'someone' finds online pictures and, erm, screen grabs like a motherfucker.

I'll be back in 10 minutes, I've important work at hand ("at hand").

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