Wed, 18/11/2009 - 15:41 By Harry Bow
To be honest, it wouldn't really have mattered what Pixie looked like when she landed at Heathrow earlier today - she was on the same flight as Zac Efron, who might have come over to get Robert Pattinson's sloppy seconds but is still several classes higher than the Geldof girls.
Welcome back to the UK, Pixie! A bed at the Mair Fair Hotel and V&T at Bungalow 8 awaits...
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COMMENTS (3)
It's Tiger Lily isn't is who was Hutchence's sprog and yet, purely to my mind, it's Pixie who resembles him. She could well end up repeating her mother's 'Hughie Green' moment.
Hope springs eternal.
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